Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! Pt.2

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Cranky Kong. Also checkout https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVkGUmOpgOLOVr_P_XmMnQ/videos

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00:00Did you have a chance to play?

00:02Yes.

00:03What was your favorite?

00:05I don't know.

00:07I don't even...

00:09I don't know where my partner's at.

00:11Right here.

00:12I don't remember losing her last time.

00:15Yeah, look, we can...

00:17See?

00:20Yeah, she's my new girl.

00:30I don't understand.

00:31Can I...

00:32Oh.

00:34Damn, Dixie.

00:35Slow.

00:40She's not a prostitute.

00:41You are.

00:45No.

00:47Oh, I hate those fucking keys.

00:49Can I just...

00:50Can I...

00:52Toss her off?

00:56No, shut your mouth.

00:59Oh, it makes me...

01:05Oh, look at that.

01:09Do I want down here?

01:10Is there fall damage?

01:11No, there isn't.

01:15Okay.

01:18Look at that.

01:22Oh.

01:23I...

01:27You bitch, give me that!

01:29I don't know how to get in there.

01:31I'm only gonna try, like, once more.

01:38Get in there, you...

01:39Pussy.

01:41I don't think I gotta beat him.

01:48But maybe.

01:54Fuck this, I don't even care.

01:58Whatever.

02:05I told you this game looked old, though.

02:07Game Boy Advance.

02:08What do you expect?

02:11Yeah.

02:14A checkpoint.

02:18This is, like,

02:20originally a Super D-

02:22D and U.

02:25A Super Nintendo game.

02:27What do you expect?

02:32Although, it might actually look better on Super.

02:38I think the Super had higher graphical power than the Game Boy Advance.

02:44Yeah.

02:48Ooh, you son of a...

02:50B.

02:53Yeah.

02:54You bumblebee assholes.

03:00There.

03:03Find the coin.

03:05Alright.

03:18Oh, that wasn't bad.

03:20Ooh, I don't even remember what the coins are good for.

03:23I played this so many years ago.

03:33I think the level should be over real soon.

03:41Also, I wonder...

03:42Oh no!

03:44Goddammit.

03:47Yeah, I...

03:48I fucked up.

03:50I wanna know.

03:51Can I throw him?

03:54No.

03:56Dude.

03:58Throw you?

04:02That doesn't do it?

04:06Like...

04:09I can't break that.

04:14No.

04:15I just thought it was weird that these...

04:17These doors...

04:18Oh.

04:19I can jump through them.

04:21They're quick access.

04:22I thought it was weird.

04:31Oh...

04:32Wait, no I can't do that anymore.

04:41Oh my god, I suck.

04:50Okay.

04:57Look at that, I got caught.

05:09In the old...

05:10Oh shit.

05:11I suck so much blood right there.

05:14I just fucked up.

05:17Look, I win.

05:20Oh yeah.

05:21In the old game...

05:22I remember my favorite...

05:23Some of my favorite level...

05:24The cart games.

05:25You ride a little cart.

05:30Cranky's logo.

05:31Cranky's old.

05:50I don't know what training gives me.

05:56Go!

06:03I don't know what training gives me.

06:24No!

06:25oh my god that was so stupid fuck you cranky

06:35a banana bird? it's a banana bird I don't remember this at all

06:41look we get a little speed... wait we don't get our speed boat here

06:55is that a level? I gotta go this way

07:01yeah I do I just want to check if it's in this hut

07:13bachelor pad? what? there's a bear

07:25oh got my girl

07:45wow this game is... a lot to take in

07:55what?

07:59I remember I think you get different like boats and stuff

08:04I'm pretty sure I can swim up here but I don't know what's up here

08:11nothing you son of a bitch

08:15why did she look so big compared to me in the water you see that?

08:20yeah I am see I'm like massive compared to her

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