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  • 9/6/2024
Bakasyon grande courtesy of Tommy! (Ronnie Henares) pero ang inaasahang paraiso ng pamilya Manaloto at empleyado ng PM Mineral, naging bangungot nang kanilang dinatnan.

Pepito Manaloto, Ang Tunay na Kuwento, is a stand-alone show that follows the ordinary life of an ordinary person who was blessed with extraordinary luck.

The Manalotos' rags-to-riches experience earned them a TV show, but because they thought it didn’t reveal the true story, they had the TV network responsible scrap it. Instead, they came up with the idea to show exactly what goes on in the Manaloto household by having a camera crew film their lives 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The merry mix of characters of Pepito and his wife Elsa, their children Chito and Clarissa, their house help Patrick, Maria, Robert, Baby and their neighbors Tommy, plus the mother-daughter tandem of Deedee and Mimi, will bring more color to the life story of Pepito Manaloto.

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00:00It's so hot!
00:02You know what?
00:03We can just go inside with sandals and shorts.
00:06You did a good job, Petra.
00:08Why?
00:09Are you going to wear sandals?
00:11Aren't you ashamed?
00:12You look so ugly!
00:14Why not?
00:15I'm not ashamed.
00:16Why?
00:17Do I look like I'm wearing sandals?
00:18That's what I'm saying.
00:19You haven't worn sandals yet and you look ugly.
00:21What are you doing?
00:23Sir!
00:24What are you doing?
00:25Sir!
00:26Sir!
00:27What are you doing?
00:28You're not allowed to eat here!
00:30Yes, you look ugly!
00:34Hey, dad.
00:35You're not coming in?
00:37No, mom. I resigned.
00:39Did you have a fight?
00:40No, dad.
00:41Someone's doing something there.
00:43I just left because I don't want to get in trouble.
00:45Did you tell your boss?
00:47No, dad.
00:48He knows.
00:49I don't want to leave yet.
00:50It's good that you left now.
00:51You're always getting angry.
00:53Yes.
00:54Wait.
00:55I'm not doing anything.
00:56Why?
00:57Why don't you help in the office?
00:58I can't, dad.
00:59I have a new job.
01:01You have a new job?
01:02Yes, dad.
01:03In a car audio shop.
01:05I became an assistant manager.
01:07Your mother is a manager now.
01:09Right?
01:10Yes, she's an assistant now.
01:12Hey, son.
01:14Don't underestimate your brother's job.
01:16Even if he's a manager or an assistant,
01:18as long as he's working hard,
01:20he shouldn't be underestimated.
01:21I'm sorry, brother.
01:22You're underestimated.
01:23I'm underestimating you.
01:25Don't underestimate your brother.
01:26You might be underestimated.
01:28I'm not underestimating you.
01:29Shut up.
01:30You're underestimating me.
01:34Wow.
01:35You're OOTD now.
01:37You're right.
01:39Your boyfriend is so handsome.
01:40You know, I woke up like this.
01:42Wait.
01:43It's obvious that you're in debt.
01:45It's obvious that I'm in debt.
01:47Yes.
01:48He's not in debt.
01:50He's already in debt.
01:51Well, that's about to change.
01:53Because I have a big business venture coming up.
01:56You're going to have a big time venture?
01:59It's a racket.
02:00It's a legal business.
02:02Hey.
02:04No.
02:05It's true.
02:06Because according to him,
02:07he's going to change.
02:09Because his last racket,
02:11which was in debt,
02:12he's going to get in trouble.
02:13Yes.
02:14That's why I promised to be a good boy.
02:16Oh, you're always telling lies.
02:19We'll support your new life.
02:22Promise?
02:23Yes.
02:24And I will always be behind you, my love.
02:27Thank you, darling.
02:30Okay, let's go.
02:31Let's go.
02:34Wait, sir.
02:35You can't go inside.
02:36Why?
02:37You promised me
02:39that the next time you come here,
02:41you'll pay your debt to me.
02:43Really?
02:44How much?
02:45500.
02:49Wait.
02:50I forgot my wallet.
02:52Guys,
02:53can I pay my debt first?
02:55What?
02:56We'll be late.
02:57Wait, wait, wait.
02:58I thought you'll support me.
03:00Babe, babe.
03:02You said I'll be behind you.
03:03Why did you leave me?
03:05Okay.
03:06So this is my proposal.
03:08To convert my property in Baler
03:11into a resort
03:12with the help of forward-thinking investors
03:15like yourself, Mr. Dibalang.
03:17Okay.
03:19Well, it seems that I like your proposal.
03:23Because I also have a resort in Bataan.
03:25Is that so?
03:26Is your family from Bataan?
03:28No, I just saw the property.
03:30That's why I thought that the resort is a good investment.
03:34Yeah, just like my property in Baler.
03:36Well, I hope you don't mind.
03:38But how did you get the land in Baler, Mr. Dianos?
03:43Well, first of all,
03:44let's do away with the formalities, shall we?
03:48You can call me Tommy.
03:50Anyway, we're going to be business partners soon.
03:53Uh, what's your name?
03:55You can call me Orchi.
03:58Okay.
03:59Well, actually, we come from a family of landowners.
04:02And this particular property in Baler
04:05was given to me by my late Uncle Ben.
04:08I'm sorry to hear that.
04:11So, your businesses are also real estate?
04:14Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:16But I prefer to have my ventures with partnerships.
04:22So, you don't run your own business?
04:25I have one, um, building.
04:29I have a building.
04:30You have a building?
04:31Yes, yes.
04:32Really?
04:33Yes.
04:34Well, I hope we can meet there.
04:36No way!
04:37I mean,
04:39there's no way you can go to my building right now
04:43because the road is being repaired.
04:45Okay, I understand, I understand.
04:47But, um,
04:49I hope you don't mind, Tommy.
04:52Yeah.
04:53But I will face you.
04:54Please.
04:55I hope I can see your building
04:57so I can be sure that we're talking about the same standards.
05:01Sure, it will not be a problem.
05:03As long as you give me a gift certificate in your resort.
05:08Why? Are you going on vacation?
05:10No, no, no.
05:11I'm going to have my people go and check it out.
05:14Just like you said,
05:15I just want to make sure that our standards are also the same.
05:18Well, if that's the case,
05:20then I'll give you a gift certificate for a weekend stay in a room.
05:25Is the resort small?
05:27Not really.
05:28Why?
05:29It's just a one-room because you're giving it away.
05:34You're good at negotiating.
05:36Okay, here's what we'll do.
05:37Okay.
05:38Let's make it two rooms
05:40if you're going to set our next meeting in your building.
05:44Done.
05:45Next Saturday, we'll have a meeting in my building.
05:47Okay.
05:48Okay?
05:49Looking forward to it.
05:50Orgy.
05:52Okay, Tommy.
05:53Yeah.
05:54This is nice.
05:55So,
05:56are you done with all of our products?
05:59Kind of.
06:00There are a lot of better products now.
06:03If you want to buy it,
06:04you have a 25% discount.
06:06But,
06:07you can only get it
06:09if we reach our sales target.
06:12What's our target?
06:14300,000.
06:15Within a month.
06:17Why?
06:18Yes, 100,000 for you.
06:20Huh?
06:22But, sir,
06:23I'll look for people I know.
06:26Don't be like that.
06:27You have a cousin.
06:28If you still have questions,
06:29just ask me at the office.
06:31Okay, sir.
06:33You're so cheap.
06:35You're so cheap.
06:36No, I just want to buy a new speaker.
06:38I don't like you.
06:40Sir,
06:41what are they looking for?
06:43They're not going to buy it.
06:44They're going to sell it to you.
06:46Do you have it?
06:49Hey,
06:50that's crazy.
06:51What do you want to buy, sir?
06:53Turon,
06:54Maruya,
06:55or Baranak?
06:57Oh,
06:58you're crazy.
07:00You're so cheap.
07:02Yes, Ochi.
07:03I'm just confirming our meeting in my building.
07:08Okay.
07:09I'll text you my address.
07:11Okay.
07:12Okay.
07:13Okay.
07:14Can your people go to my resort?
07:16Yes,
07:17but don't tell your staff.
07:20My people need a fair evaluation.
07:24Okay.
07:25Okay.
07:27By the way,
07:28after our meeting in your building,
07:31can we go to your house?
07:33What?
07:34Why?
07:35Of course,
07:36you said in your proposal
07:38that to contribute to your investment,
07:40you'll make your house collateral
07:42so that you can borrow money from the bank.
07:44But,
07:45I don't need to borrow money from my house.
07:47I'll just send you a letter.
07:49How's that?
07:50It's still important for me to see your house.
07:52And of course,
07:53I also want to meet your family.
07:54What?
07:55Who?
07:56Yes,
07:57your family.
07:58The more I get to know your family,
08:00the more I'll get to know you as my business partner.
08:02Okay.
08:03Okay.
08:04Okay.
08:05Okay.
08:06I'll see you and your family tomorrow.
08:08Okay?
08:09Okay, bye.
08:10Okay, good.
08:11Bye.
08:14Robert.
08:15Yes?
08:16Is Pepito going to the office tomorrow?
08:18He's not going to the office, sir.
08:20It's Saturday.
08:21Why?
08:23Nothing.
08:25How about you?
08:26Do you have money?
08:27I don't have money.
08:28I'm a man.
08:32I'm here to ask if you have money.
08:34Yes, I do.
08:36500.
08:37Exactly.
08:38Are you stupid?
08:39Did you give it to me?
08:40Thank you very much.
08:46Pop, pop, pop.
08:47Pop, pop, pop.
08:48Pop, pop, pop.
08:49Pop.
08:51There.
08:54Welcome, Mr. Jonas.
08:56That's more like it.
08:58But, wait.
08:59Let me ask you.
09:01Who comes here every Saturday?
09:04What's in that bag?
09:06For Mara.
09:11But, if you're like that,
09:13it's for you.
09:14Yeah.
09:16You know, sir,
09:17usually,
09:18there's no one here.
09:21Sometimes,
09:22it's Ms. Janice
09:24or Sir Patrick.
09:26Why?
09:27Nothing.
09:29Oh, Mara, my love.
09:31Come here, my love.
09:40Wait.
09:41Where are you going?
09:42We're going shopping.
09:43Break time.
09:45Wait.
09:46Did you pay your debt?
09:47Yes.
09:48As a matter of fact,
09:49I came here because
09:50I have good news
09:51for all of you.
09:53I'm going to give you
09:55a free weekend
09:57in paradise.
10:00Here?
10:01Really?
10:02Here?
10:03What will you get in return?
10:05Nothing.
10:06I just want to share
10:07my blessings with you.
10:08You?
10:09There's nothing free for you, right?
10:11But, I said,
10:12I have a new venture now.
10:15And one of the things
10:16that I'm free of
10:17is this trip to Bataan.
10:18But, this is not free.
10:20Of course,
10:21we'll spend money on food.
10:22Of course,
10:23it's a resort.
10:24It's not expensive.
10:25No,
10:26it's included in the package.
10:27All you can eat,
10:29breakfast,
10:30lunch,
10:31and dinner.
10:32What about me?
10:33We'll also spend money on that.
10:34No, Rini.
10:35Because,
10:36we agreed
10:37on the resort.
10:39Guys,
10:40you won't have to spend money.
10:42I promise.
10:44Maybe,
10:45you just printed this.
10:46That's right.
10:47Of course not.
10:48If you want,
10:49call the resort.
10:50Just to check if it's real.
10:51Wait, wait.
10:52Let's go.
10:53Let's check.
10:55You'll be able to get it
10:56from the other lane.
10:57Of course not.
10:58What do you think of me?
10:59Am I crazy?
11:00Huh?
11:01Do you still need to answer that?
11:03Wait.
11:05It's true.
11:07There's a paradise resort
11:08in Bataan.
11:09It's the same number.
11:12Check it.
11:14Hello?
11:16What is that?
11:18We have a gift certificate
11:21from Tommy Jonas.
11:23Oh, yes.
11:24Are you going to use it?
11:25Is this not allowed?
11:26No.
11:27Are you sure?
11:28Yes.
11:29Are you going to use it?
11:31Yes.
11:32We'll use it.
11:33We'll check in tomorrow.
11:36We're going on vacation, guys!
11:38We're going on vacation, guys!
11:43We're going on vacation!
11:44We're going on vacation!
11:54Do you want to eat?
11:56Yes, wait.
11:57Is Chico there yet?
11:59No, he just texted me.
12:01He said he's almost here.
12:02Let's wait for him.
12:04How is it?
12:05Did he tell you about his job?
12:07He didn't tell me when I called him.
12:09I was worried.
12:11You were worried?
12:12I thought you were happy
12:13that your eldest son is a manager.
12:15Yes, but
12:16his job doesn't suit him.
12:19We won't make a decision on that.
12:21As long as he's happy with what he's doing,
12:23that's what's important.
12:25What is he doing?
12:26What?
12:27He's selling discos.
12:29No, it's not a disco.
12:31It's a sound system for cars.
12:34And ma'am,
12:35there are no discos anymore.
12:37It's all clubbing now.
12:41Yes, ma'am.
12:42There are no discos anymore.
12:43That was back when Mahoma was still around.
12:45Who's Mahoma?
12:46Uncle, my friend!
12:49Okay, ask him.
12:50He's probably Mahoma's nephew.
12:52Who?
12:53No one.
12:54What are you doing here?
12:55Nothing.
12:57I just stopped by
12:58because I have some good news
12:59for all of you.
13:01I am going to give you
13:03a free vacation
13:06in paradise.
13:10What?
13:11No.
13:12What is this for?
13:13Nothing.
13:14I'm just sharing my blessings.
13:16Come on.
13:17Oh my God.
13:18For you?
13:19You don't even have a free pass.
13:20Well, I have a new business venture
13:23and one of the free pass I got
13:25is this vacation in paradise.
13:27There's no free pass for that.
13:29Of course, you'll have to spend money on food.
13:31That's expensive.
13:32I'm sure Ma'am Dun will order a lot.
13:37You won't have to spend money
13:39because the package includes
13:41the eat-all-you-can breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
13:46I think I've heard of this before.
13:49And if you think
13:50you're spending money on gas,
13:53you're wrong.
13:55Really?
13:56Yes.
13:57Because the package also includes
13:59our resort resort.
14:01You won't have to spend money.
14:03I promise.
14:04I promise.
14:05Hey.
14:07That is authentic.
14:09Dad, it's true.
14:10There's a paradise resort in Bataan.
14:12Take a look.
14:13And if you want,
14:14you can call
14:16just to make sure
14:17that this is all real.
14:19Really?
14:21No.
14:22I don't know how to answer the other line.
14:25Look at me.
14:26You think I'm crazy?
14:27No.
14:28This is the answer.
14:32Hello?
14:33Yes.
14:35We have a gift certificate
14:37from Tommy Diones.
14:40That's okay.
14:43Really?
14:46Are you sure this is not fake?
14:49No, it's not.
14:51You guys are so close.
14:53Is this the eat-all-you-can breakfast,
14:55lunch, and dinner?
14:57Yes.
14:58Are you going to use it?
15:00Yes.
15:01We'll be there tomorrow.
15:04Hey,
15:05are you going to eat?
15:06Yes, it's free.
15:08Congratulations,
15:09my favorite family in the universe.
15:12You have a free weekend vacation
15:15in paradise.
15:16Courtesy of
15:18Tommy Diones.
15:21Aren't you going to give me a hug?
15:22Come on.
15:23No.
15:26Mimi.
15:27Mimi.
15:31Will you be my wife?
15:33You're so thick.
15:34You're so stubborn.
15:35Wait, wait, wait.
15:36This is just a racket.
15:38That's how it is.
15:39We should have a good talk.
15:41What's with that racket?
15:42Okay.
15:43I need your help.
15:46We need to send Pepito
15:48to their house.
15:51You're so thick.
15:53Will you please
15:54let me explain first?
15:57Look,
15:58I have a business
15:59that wants to make a resort
16:01in my land in Baler.
16:02That's it.
16:03Your land in Baler?
16:05Isn't that just mud?
16:06You fell there, didn't you?
16:08He doesn't know that.
16:11What does Pepito have to do
16:12with your racket?
16:14I need his house as collateral.
16:17Just kidding.
16:18Why not your house?
16:20My house is yellow.
16:21It's like a bachelor's pad.
16:23You're a bachelor's pad.
16:24What you're saying is
16:25you don't have a house
16:27because you sold all of it.
16:30Whatever.
16:32Do you want to go up there?
16:33Yes or no?
16:34What will I do there?
16:36It's simple.
16:38You'll pretend to be my wife.
16:41My husband.
16:43Okay?
16:44I'll introduce you.
16:45And then we'll have lunch.
16:46Lunch?
16:47How much?
16:48Fifteen percent, that's it.
16:49That's my final offer.
16:50Take it or leave it.
16:51Okay.
16:52Take it.
16:53But remember.
16:55Just pretend.
16:56Don't flirt with me.
16:58Excuse me.
16:59I'm not your type.
17:02The most I'll do is
17:03I'll hug you.
17:05Like this.
17:07See?
17:08It's just a job.
17:09Hey!
17:10What are you doing to mama?
17:11She's flirting with me.
17:13You're flirting with me?
17:14Are you an animal?
17:15Flirting?
17:16Get out of here
17:17before I hit you.
17:19Get out of here!
17:20Get out of here!
17:24Are you sure you're not coming?
17:26Dad, if it's okay with you,
17:27I have to go to class.
17:29What?
17:30You have class on Saturday and Sunday?
17:31When is your day off?
17:32It's Monday.
17:33Just one day?
17:34Yes, dad.
17:35But it's okay, dad.
17:36I'm busy.
17:37Oh.
17:38What?
17:39Did you sell anything?
17:40No, dad.
17:41I don't know what to tell you.
17:43I can't.
17:44Okay, okay.
17:45I'll be your good man.
17:46Okay?
17:47Also,
17:48if it's okay with you,
17:49you can choose your car.
17:50Thank you, dad.
17:51I'll go inside.
17:52Okay.
17:53Take care.
17:54Robert,
17:55when we get back,
17:56schedule the installation
17:57of the sound system.
17:58Yes, sir.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'll just take this out.
18:01Okay.
18:05Don't leave anything.
18:06Maria,
18:07close the kitchen.
18:08Yes, sir.
18:12Hello, Maria, my friend.
18:14Are you leaving?
18:15Not yet.
18:16I'm just going here
18:17because Pepito
18:18is asking me to do something.
18:20Oh.
18:21Sir is just coming here.
18:23What?
18:24Oh.
18:25Well,
18:26what I mean is,
18:28he texted me
18:30last night
18:31to remind me,
18:32to remind you
18:33to open the doors
18:35in the kitchen.
18:38Ah.
18:39Okay, sir.
18:40Okay.
18:42Okay, sir.
18:46Ah.
18:49Maria.
18:50Oh.
18:51Have you been here long?
18:52I'm almost done.
18:53I'll be right there.
18:54Okay.
19:16Ma'am.
19:17Ma'am.
19:18Ma'am,
19:19we're here.
19:20We're here.
19:21We're here.
19:22Where?
19:23At the resort.
19:24Where else?
19:47Oh.
19:48Be careful.
19:57Hey.
20:00Sir.
20:02Ma'am.
20:03Sir.
20:04Are you sure it's here?
20:05That's what Waze said.
20:07Waze might be wrong.
20:08I don't know.
20:09I'm not sure.
20:10Ma'am.
20:11Ma'am.
20:12Ma'am.
20:13Ma'am.
20:14Ma'am.
20:15Waze.
20:16I can't control it.
20:17Why is it closed?
20:18I don't know.
20:19I just tried to bring you here.
20:21I told you.
20:22If Tommy is really rich,
20:23I'm sure we'll get a lot of visits.
20:26Oh, my.
20:27It's true, uncle.
20:28My beauty is gone.
20:29Look at what they brought us.
20:30It's like we're a beggar.
20:32The van was broken.
20:34We were supposed to drive it.
20:35We kept on searching for appliances.
20:39I'm sorry.
20:41Don't be mad.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44I didn't know that
20:45Tommy is going on vacation.
20:48We're not mad at you,
20:49Mara,
20:50at Tommy.
20:52Call him.
20:53I called him,
20:54but he's not answering.
20:55Uncle, there's no signal.
20:58Oh, my.
20:59What if something happens to us here?
21:01I might go crazy.
21:03Baby,
21:04I'm dreaming again.
21:09There's a person.
21:10Is that a person?
21:11I don't know.
21:13Are you a couple?
21:15Yes, I hope so.
21:17Welcome to paradise.
21:20Huh?
21:23So, this is what we're going to talk about.
21:26Mr. Di Malanta is going to visit here.
21:29I'll introduce you
21:31as my business associates
21:33and I'll be your boss.
21:35Okay?
21:36That's good.
21:37Maybe we'll get a visitor here.
21:39We'll meet there.
21:41Why?
21:42Is someone going to visit us?
21:44No.
21:45Okay.
21:46So,
21:47we're going to understand each other.
21:49We're just going to get to know each other.
21:51Okay?
21:52Sir,
21:54that depends, sir.
21:56Let's go.
21:58Let's go.
22:00Here.
22:02Let's go.
22:06There, there, there.
22:08Okay?
22:09Sir,
22:10we don't like
22:12the violet, sir.
22:16Is that so?
22:17Yes, sir.
22:18What do you want?
22:20A better color, sir.
22:22No, this is fine.
22:24There.
22:28Yellow?
22:30That doesn't suit us, sir.
22:32What?
22:33What do you mean, sir?
22:35The blue, sir.
22:37Blue, sir.
22:38The blue.
22:39That's fine.
22:40That's fine.
22:42There.
22:43There.
22:45Just make sure
22:48that your work is good.
22:51Make sure of that.
22:52Yes, sir.
22:53Yes, sir!
22:55Don't greet each other.
22:57That's obvious.
22:59Here.
23:00Hurry up.
23:01Let's go.
23:02Let's go.
23:08Bits.
23:09Yes?
23:10We're going to check-in.
23:11Okay, go ahead.
23:12I'll try to contact J.Tommy.
23:14Okay.
23:17Ms. Jenny Ceneroso.
23:20Your room is over there.
23:21Okay, ma'am.
23:22That's for four people.
23:23Huh?
23:24We're five.
23:25Only four people can join your GCN.
23:28It's like this.
23:29If you want, you can add an extra bed.
23:31But you'll add a one-by.
23:33You!
23:34Wait a minute.
23:35You!
23:36Wait a minute.
23:37You'll add an extra bed.
23:38It's like this.
23:39You can sleep on the floor.
23:41Me?
23:42Yes.
23:43It's Roxy.
23:44She's the youngest.
23:45Hey, but you're the prettiest.
23:47This looks like the floor.
23:49It's our fault.
23:51The floor?
23:52It's not my fault.
23:53Why would I sleep on the floor?
23:55Patrick is a man.
23:57Why me?
23:58You should be the one sleeping on the floor.
24:00It's my fault.
24:01Stop it.
24:02Stop it.
24:03Stop fighting.
24:04He's asking for an extra bed.
24:07I'll add an extra bed so he can sleep on the floor.
24:10Thank you, sir.
24:11Thank you, sir.
24:13Let's go.
24:14Let's go.
24:15Let's go.
24:16Okay.
24:17You can add an extra bed in their room.
24:21Later.
24:22I have a lot of beds.
24:23I'm just sending them to their room.
24:31Lotto, this is your room key.
24:34Here you go.
24:43It looks small.
24:45How many people can fit in there?
24:47Four.
24:48We can't fit in there.
24:50There are seven of us.
24:51We can get another room.
24:53We'll pay extra.
24:55We don't have a vacant room.
24:57Are you full?
24:58It's just us here.
25:01There's no one else.
25:02There is.
25:03The other rooms are still being fixed.
25:05We can't sleep yet.
25:07What should we do?
25:09Are you going to let us sleep there?
25:11It's just us here.
25:13How about you, Baby?
25:15I'm sick of it.
25:17If you don't want to sleep there,
25:18I'll look for another room.
25:22I'm sorry.
25:23I'm sorry.
25:24It's okay.
25:25It's okay.
25:28Let's go inside and fix the beds.
25:31We'll just sleep here.
25:34Okay.
25:35Let's go.
25:36Let's eat first
25:37so that you won't feel hot anymore.
25:39Yay!
25:40Let's go.
25:43Oh, no.
25:44It's heavy.
25:45It's not heavy.
25:46Baby is so big.
25:47I'm small.
25:48You're small.
25:52Why did you order this?
25:53We didn't order this.
25:55This is the food included in the package.
25:57Is that all?
25:58Yes.
25:59Yes.
26:02Can we order other food?
26:05Sarut!
26:06Can we order other food?
26:08I'm sorry.
26:09We don't have gas anymore.
26:11Let's just order delivery.
26:13Oh, no.
26:14There's nothing here.
26:16Wait.
26:17As far as I know,
26:18this is called
26:19Eat All You Can.
26:20It's not Eat All You Can.
26:22It's Eat All You Canin.
26:23Eat All You Canin.
26:28Be careful with that.
26:29I don't want to ruin my looks.
26:32Yes, sir.
26:34Can you stop saying yes, sir?
26:37You always forget
26:39that you're not security guards anymore.
26:42You are my business associates.
26:45Okay?
26:46Yes, sir.
26:54Hello, baby.
26:56How is my beautiful wife?
27:00You're so white.
27:02You gave me money to buy chicken.
27:06I'm still a bono.
27:10Okay, I'll buy it.
27:12I'll buy it.
27:13I'll buy it.
27:14I'll buy it.
27:15I'll buy it.
27:16I'll buy it.
27:17I'll buy it.
27:18I'll buy it.
27:19I'll buy it.
27:20I'll buy it.
27:21I'll buy it.
27:22Fine, fine,
27:23we'll meet at Pepito's house, okay?
27:26Okay.
27:43I'll buy this one.
27:45200 pesos.
27:46One hundred pesos?
27:47Yes.
27:48One hundred pesos only?
27:50I'll take this one.
27:51Okay, one hundred pesos, but only for one leg.
27:54Left or right?
27:55There.
27:59Let's go. Where do you want to go?
28:02Slowly.
28:03Okay.
28:09Oh no!
28:10There's no nice place here.
28:12I told Gary that I'll take a picture
28:14so I can send it to him.
28:16Oh, let's go there.
28:18Let's go.
28:19Slowly.
28:22There.
28:23There.
28:24Let's go there.
28:25Let's go to the center.
28:26Let's go there.
28:29Oh, it's ugly.
28:31Don't include our baby in the picture.
28:34Hey, you're the one who's ugly.
28:36Earlier...
28:38I really don't get you.
28:39Yes.
28:41You're a liar.
28:43Hi.
28:44Are you guys done?
28:45Not yet, but it looks like there's no nice place here.
28:48I told you guys not to come here.
28:52Let's just take a picture so we can post it on Facebook.
28:55Oh no, there's really no nice place here.
28:57You even said it.
28:59And the sun is strong.
29:01It's hot.
29:02It's irritating.
29:09This is Baby.
29:10This is Maria.
29:13This is Robert.
29:14This is Bertha.
29:15This is our baby, Clarissa.
29:17I'm Barang.
29:19These are the children of my mother-in-law.
29:21This is Green.
29:22And this is Jasmine.
29:24Hello.
29:25This is Toto and this is Neneng.
29:30Let's go there.
29:32Let's go.
29:34Wait.
29:35Can we use that?
29:36Yes.
29:37It's been a long time since no one uses it.
29:39Let's not use it.
29:40It looks dangerous.
29:42You might get distraught.
29:44You might get a heart attack.
29:46It's hard for me to dig a hole.
29:48When I was able to dig a hole in my foot,
29:50I was shivering.
29:51Baby, you should've dug a hole.
29:54You should've dug a lot of holes
29:56so you'll be thin.
29:58What if I dug a hole for both of you?
30:00Why?
30:01That's right.
30:02I don't get it.
30:05We're the same.
30:08You even said it.
30:11I'm super bored.
30:13I know, right?
30:14Let's go swimming.
30:16Let's go.
30:25Hey!
30:26Why isn't it locked?
30:30I don't know.
30:32I told Maria not to lock it.
30:34I don't know why it's still locked.
30:46What?
30:47What's going on?
30:48I don't know.
30:49I'm just going to continue digging.
30:51Oh
31:21This is my mom.
31:23Hi! Are you enjoying your stay?
31:25Not really.
31:27It's just that there's not much to do.
31:31That's right.
31:32No.
31:34And I can't use Facebook because there's no signal.
31:38Even if there's signal, we can't post good pictures.
31:42That's true.
31:44My outfit is such a waste. It's so gorgeous.
31:47Even the snack is hard to get.
31:49I can't wait for lunch and dinner.
31:52We haven't even been here for a day and we already want to go home.
31:55You know what? If I were you, I would complain to the owner.
32:03Wait a minute.
32:04We've been complaining for a while and we still haven't introduced ourselves properly.
32:08I'm Elsa.
32:10This is my husband, Pitoy.
32:12I'm sorry that we didn't get your name.
32:14What's your name again?
32:15Daisy.
32:16Daisy de Malanta.
32:18I'm the owner of this resort.
32:24You!
32:25You have a lot of complaints.
32:29Oh my!
32:48You have a lot of complaints.
32:59Wait.
33:00Do we need to bring food?
33:02Here it is.
33:03We need to go inside and put it in the fridge.
33:06It might get spoiled.
33:07Okay.
33:14What's that?
33:16Is it still closed?
33:17Yes.
33:18What are we going to do?
33:21Let's find a way.
33:23Let's find a way.
33:26There should be a way.
33:35Let's go there.
33:37How?
33:39Ladies first.
33:41Why me?
33:43You're smaller.
33:44You can fit in here.
33:46Tommy!
33:47I don't fit in here.
33:49This is too big.
33:51You should fit in there.
33:52Okay.
33:54Fine.
33:56Hold this.
34:01Let's go.
34:02Huh?
34:15Hello, hello.
34:16Mom.
34:18How are you doing at the shop?
34:19I'm okay.
34:21I will go there when I'm done here.
34:24There's not much people here.
34:26You don't have much to do.
34:27You don't have to go.
34:28It's okay, I'll come back so you can go home with me.
34:32Okay, bye.
34:34No, wait.
34:38Hey, I'm leaving.
34:40Didi and I are going to get lost here.
34:43Let's go!
34:44No, I need to leave.
34:47Let's go!
34:49Oh, here's the chicken.
34:54I'm sorry about earlier.
34:55My husband just said that he noticed this in the resort.
34:59Oh, yes. I have a lot of complaints, but you don't.
35:02I'll explain later.
35:04It's okay, you don't need to explain.
35:07Actually, I understand your complaints.
35:09Even my children were surprised that we came here to the resort.
35:12The resort is okay.
35:14It looks nice.
35:15But it looks neglected, not taken care of.
35:19Yes, because my husband likes to invest in properties.
35:23This is the latest one that we're going to develop.
35:25But we're on vacation in the States.
35:28It's a good thing that you brought this resort.
35:30Yes, he's going to follow it.
35:32But he's just looking for a new property.
35:35Which property?
35:36In Baler, I think.
35:37Oh, Baler.
35:38Isn't it nice? We went there last time.
35:40It's nice there.
35:41Yes, I heard about it.
35:42But what I told him, before he's looking for a new property,
35:46let's make it better.
35:48That's right, Mrs. De Malanta.
35:51Just call me Daisy.
35:52That's right, Daisy.
35:54Because the misters should listen to their wives.
35:59I don't think I want to go there.
36:01Why? I'm just saying that the misters should listen to their wives.
36:06If you want, I'll help you.
36:08Me?
36:09Yes.
36:10Huh?
36:11Me?
36:12Yes, you.
36:13You have a lot of complaints, right?
36:14You noticed a lot of things.
36:15Help them think about how to make the resort better.
36:18You have a lot of complaints.
36:20Why don't you do it?
36:22Complaints?
36:23No.
36:24Oh, you don't. Do it.
36:25Here.
36:51Actually, we're going to present this.
36:53Johnny Sang prepared this.
36:55So that this place will be beautiful.
36:57Just some suggestions.
36:58It's up to you.
37:02Paradise.
37:03That's the name of the resort.
37:04So I hope that the guests will also see that when they arrive.
37:08From the entrance to the reception.
37:13Then the receptionists, the staff,
37:15the housekeeping, and the kitchen.
37:18Maybe we can just hire locals.
37:21Especially those who know a lot about Bataan.
37:25Actually, you can also showcase your resort.
37:28The dining area.
37:29A little decoration.
37:31A little music.
37:32Then a real eat-all-you-can-menu.
37:35And the guests will be happy.
37:38I'm sure they'll come back here.
37:42So...
37:44The other suggestions here can be implemented right away.
37:48If it's okay with you.
37:50If you like it.
37:57I think he was insulted.
37:59What do you think?
38:13I think he was insulted.

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