00:00Guys, he keeps taking my dragon, oh god, he probably took my red buff too.
00:06No, I'm not mad at you, I'm just, I'm hungry and I just haven't slept very well lately,
00:10okay?
00:11Alright, here, let's, I'm just gonna check my raptors to see-
00:14Say cheese!
00:17Chester Cheeto?
00:19Now I hear you're hungry for a snack, and Chester Cheeto's got your back!
00:25Uh, okay, um, how'd you get into my house?
00:29Reach your hand in the pig trough and get yourself a handful!
00:34Yeah, Chester's gonna treat you right, go on, reach in there.
00:38Reach in there, go on, reach your hand in there.
00:40I, I, I usually don't eat Cheetos.
00:43It gets my keyboard messy, it's just kind of a, I don't know-
00:46No, come on, man, you don't-
00:48Kind of a filthy snack.
00:49Come on, man, come on, man, you don't-
00:51No, I really, I don't, I don't want it, please don't make me, I don't-
00:54Please, if you could just get out of my house, I just want my snack!
00:57Please, I don't want one!
01:00I'm sorry, but I don't want any Cheetos, please just leave.
01:05Humor me, and I'll leave you be.
01:09Come on, buddy, just, just get a handful for me, please.
01:14Fine.
01:16Oh, yeah, there you go.
01:19Mmmm.
01:21Mmmm.
01:25Mmmm.
01:27Does this hurt?
01:29You sound like you're in horrible pain.
01:31What, what? Oh, hell no!
01:33Go on, serve yourself, keep on getting it, keep on taking that.
01:37Go on, reach back in there and grab it.
01:39Okay.
01:40Mmmm.
01:42Mmmm.
01:44Mmmm.
01:46Mmmm.
01:47Mmm, go eat it, put it in your mouth and eat it.
01:52Oh, I feel light. I feel light-headed.
01:54You feeling cheesy?
01:55What the fuck is this? What is happening?
01:58The Cheetos are coated in scopolamine and lidocaine.
02:03Help! Help!
02:05Here we go. Now I'm not going to leave you with dirty tips there, sorry.
02:09Mmm.
02:12Mmm.
02:13Lidocaine won't make you feel a thing.
02:16Go on, get that beauty sleep. Go on, fade out there.
02:19You look in my eyes, look in these eyes real quick.
02:22Chester's got you now.
02:24Chester's going to take care of you.
02:33Sir, in here. We got another victim.
02:36My God.
02:38What kind of sick bastard would do this?
02:40Sir, I think he's trying to leave you a message.
02:44My God.
03:06www.larryweaver.com
Comments