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MeatCanyon
  • 1 year ago
Subscribe to my channel.Oh hi i make cartoons. If you dont like them...then just leave. Dont get so bent out of shape.
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00:00This new Drake album is not good.
00:10I think he deserves to get shot in the face.
00:12I mean, what was he thinking with these stuff, these beats, I mean, what the hell is he thinking
00:17with this?
00:18Hi, Melvin.
00:19Oh, hi, Angela.
00:20How are you?
00:21I'm great, I'm great.
00:22I just, uh, I was actually wondering if you wanted to go see a concert with me tonight?
00:25It's just an indie rock band, but I have an extra ticket if you're interested.
00:29That would be great.
00:30I just listened to Mac DeMarco and String Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and stuff.
00:33Yeah, cool.
00:34Well, I'll be back around nine o'clock to see if you're ready to go, okay?
00:37Bye, Melvin.
00:38You look like a gross fucking idiot in front of Angela!
01:09The girl you've wanted to talk to for months, and you blew it.
01:12You blew it!
01:13Loser!
01:14Loser!
01:15Ah!
01:16What is going on with me?
01:17Leave me alone.
01:18Music.
01:19Play me music.
01:20What's going on inside my head?
01:49Do you know how long this is going to take?
01:50The wax just doesn't stop flowing, and I'm supposed to be hanging out with a girl I like
01:54tonight.
01:55I think she likes the same music I do, and I just want to see if I can have that kind
01:58of companionship with someone, you know?
01:59Yep, sure thing.
02:00Okay, just breathe in that gas real quick.
02:01Yeah, there you go.
02:02Yep, there you go.
02:03Put you down nice and gently here, huh?
02:04We'll see what's going on with that gross little ear of yours.
02:07Let's see what we've got here.
02:27Hey.
02:30You should kill yourself.
02:32You know that rope in your office?
02:37Use it.
02:38Kill yourself.
02:39Kill yourself.
02:40Kill yourself.
02:41Kill yourself.
02:42Kill yourself.
02:43Kill yourself.
02:44Kill yourself.
02:45Kill yourself.
02:46Kill yourself.
02:47Kill yourself.
02:48Kill yourself.
02:49Kill yourself.
02:50Kill yourself.
02:51Kill yourself.
02:52Kill yourself.
02:53Kill yourself.
02:54Kill yourself.
02:55Kill yourself.
02:56Kill yourself.
02:57Kill yourself.
02:58Kill yourself.
02:59Kill yourself.
03:00Everyone ready?
03:01We should listen to music.
03:02Maybe order a pizza or something.
03:03Play some music, Malthew.
03:04Shut up.
03:05Shut up.
03:06Just get it out of my head.
03:07Play me music, Malthew.
03:08I want to hear beautiful music.
03:09You want music?
03:10Yes.
03:11Closer.
03:12I can't hit it.
03:13What did you say?
03:14I can't hear you.
03:15Oh, fuck.
03:16Stop.
03:17You want music?
03:19Yes.
03:23Closer. I can't hear it.
03:26What did you say? I can't hear you.
03:47Please, Melvin. I just want to listen to your music.
03:51I just want to be inside your head.
03:54Get off me!
03:59I just wanted to live in your head, Melvin.
04:02Listen to your music.
04:05Ever since I can remember, I've loved your music taste.
04:09Your conversations. You just...
04:12You just seem like a great guy, Melvin.
04:15I don't want you in my head, you vile fucking worm.
04:20You think I want you listening along with me?
04:24You're just a pesty, annoying little insect.
04:27I hate you. I hate you!
04:30Melvin!
04:32Angela! I...
04:34Save it, Melvin. Are you okay?
04:37I'm fine. I love that song you're listening to, by the way.
04:42Such a great up-and-coming band.
04:44My god, you know them? That's crazy. I'm actually seeing them tonight.
04:48He only knows them because I listen to them.
04:50Melvin! Enough!
04:52I don't know if this is crazy, but do you want to get out of here and go with me?
04:55That... that sounds amazing.
04:58Melvin!
05:13You have a lot of growing up to do, Melvin.
05:16Take care.
05:29You should have been friends with the monster.
05:32Then maybe you would have gotten the girl.
05:36You fucking idiot.
05:38You are so dumb.
05:39You are black and white.
05:41And you are gross.
05:42Melvin! Melvin!
05:45You fucking suck.
05:46You sad fucking piece of shit.
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