00:00Mr. Chu, can you direct your attention to the screen, please?
00:07Got a bag of great value tots here.
00:11Gonna see if we can't put this in my deep fryer.
00:14If you know what I'm talking about.
00:19Get that up there!
00:22I don't think I can fit any more.
00:24Fuck it! I think I can fit a couple more in there.
00:27Get up there!
00:31Oh!
00:35Better not leave these in too long.
00:37I think I got a couple of them starting to pickle.
00:41So, Mr. Chu, that video didn't go viral.
00:45That was my video.
00:47What does it take exactly for someone to get, I don't know,
00:50at least 20, 30,000 likes on your platform?
00:53I don't... I don't really understand the question.
00:56Now, Mr. Chu, if I can interject, if I can interject,
00:5920,000 likes seems more than reasonable.
01:03Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Chu? I mean, at least 20.
01:06I don't know. I think that...
01:08Mr. Chu, if you could direct your attention back to the screen, please.
01:12Oh, yeah!
01:14Looky there!
01:16That's a Yukon gold potato if I've ever seen one.
01:20And guess what?
01:22I've got four of these bad boys heading up to the deep fryer right now.
01:26Hey, whoo! Supper time!
01:29Let's ride!
01:31Oh, man!
01:35I don't think this one's gonna fit.
01:37Oh, no. Wait, there we go.
01:39God damn!
01:41This mother bird's about to lay herself a couple quail eggs.
01:45Whoo!
01:46Do you know what she's had to sacrifice to get this video out, Mr. Chu?
01:49Between recording the video, editing it,
01:52giving lobbyists everything they want,
01:55raising campaign funds,
01:57and sending every one of her constituents straight to voicemail.
02:00I'm not sure I really even understand what's going on now.
02:03Sacrifices, Mr. Chu.
02:05Sacrifices. And a lot of them.
02:07Yeah, I hate to interject for a moment, but, Mr. Chu,
02:11this here's a Yukon gold potato, okay?
02:14That may not mean very much to you in China,
02:17but it means a whole hell of a lot here in America!
02:23With that, I yield back.
02:25She's got the clit the size of a steak fry, Mr. Chu.
02:28Okay, um, what?
02:31Stop dodging the questions, Mr. Chu.
02:33Now, I'd like to direct your attention to the screen, okay?
02:37All right, welcome back to the tater tot princess,
02:40the old potato queen.
02:42I got a bag of russet potatoes here.
02:44I'm gonna see what I can do, see if I can't get in a little bit of trouble.
02:47Oh, yeah!
02:49Yeah, get on in there!
02:51Oh!
02:53Mr. Cho, I'd like to direct your attention to the screen
02:56for a short video, if you don't mind.
03:10And with that, I yield back.
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