00:00Okay, the old ring's gone. He sold it.
00:02Oh, no.
00:04We're evil, disgusting people.
00:07Do you know that?
00:08We took the one object that most represents our love
00:11and we hopped it for a hot tub and a satellite dish.
00:15And our kid's college.
00:17What? Oh, yeah, right. Whatever.
00:20You see? I forgot about the kids again.
00:22More evil. Coming out. Coming out.
00:24We're not evil, all right?
00:25I think every married couple's entitled to one huge, horrible mistake on the house.
00:28You do?
00:29Yes. I was hoping to save mine for an affair, but...
00:33I'll use it here.
00:34Shut up.
00:36Come on. Can we please get past this?
00:39I want to.
00:40But every time I look at this ring or people ask me about it,
00:43I'm gonna remember all of this all over again.
00:47We don't even have a good story to tell people about how you gave it to me now.
00:51No. What a crappy day.
00:53First we're flop sweating in our winter coats.
00:55Then some moron spills your beer on you.
00:58And then I drop the ring in some mustard.
01:02Sounds kind of funny when you say it out loud.
01:05It does?
01:06Yeah. I mean, it does have the potential to be a funny story.
01:09What if we just made it a point to laugh when we told it to people?
01:14I like where you're going with that.
01:16And there's no reason the ring couldn't have flown in something funnier than mustard.
01:21Right. Like ketchup.
01:23No, that's the equivalent.
01:24Right.
01:26How about some fat lady's nachos?
01:28Nice. Nice.
01:30And then when you bent down to pick it up, your pants split, remember?
01:36It was my face, Ray.
01:40Dad, you are not gonna believe what happened at the Jets game today.
01:45Doug surprised me with my new engagement ring.
01:48And when he went to give it to me, it fell into some fat lady's nachos.
01:52And then I went down to get it, and my pants ripped.
02:00Oh, and then the other part.
02:02They showed it on the stadium jumbotron, and the place went nuts.
02:06Oh, they were all chanting, big guy foot crack.
02:09It was funny.
02:11It's a wild story, don't you think?
02:13I guess you had to be there.
02:22Well, we can't go by him.
02:27Come on, give it a try.
02:28I don't wanna.
02:29I'm telling you, you don't know what you're missing.
02:32All right.
02:42Not bad, huh?
02:44You're right.
02:45It's very liberating.
02:47And so's this.
02:49God, that sucker!
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