00:00I thought I was alone in my happy little home, sitting all alone on my cozy little throne,
00:20catching up on the news and texting all my friends, cause pooping time is sacred when
00:27the work day ends. As I was sitting there, heard you running up the stairs, you blasted
00:35through the door without a thought or care, that stupid look upon your face as you were
00:42standing there. I just can't bring myself to shit as you smile and stare. Well don't
00:49you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep on knocking but I'll never let you in. And I
00:58swear that the next time will surely be the last time that you'll ever catch me pooping,
01:05my friend, that you'll ever catch me pooping again. When you walked right in, it gave me
01:22such a shock. Inconsiderate and selfish, you didn't even knock. I could have been picking
01:30my nose or inspecting my cock. I came in here to shit and think not to sit around and talk. Well
01:38you ain't barged right in with that stupid little grin. I was halfway through a long turd when the
01:46troubles began. You scared me and I clenched it off, I really felt it then. The last half of the
01:54log broke off and sucked back in again. Well don't you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep
02:02on knocking but I'll never let you in. And I swear that the next time will surely be the last time
02:11that you'll ever catch me pooping, my friend, that you'll ever catch me pooping again. You're just
02:21lucky I can't reach you, cuz otherwise I'd teach you why you never get too close to a pooping man.
02:28No, no, no, never get too close to a pooping man. You might think the worst is over but your
02:44problems just began. I'm plopped down on this here toilet, plotting my revenge. Sure as hell
02:52won't forget this nor can I forgive. Make damn sure you regret this day as long as you live.
03:00Well you might be laughing now but I know just what I'll do. I'll bide my time and wait for you
03:08to go and take a poop. I'll pull the fucking Wi-Fi and turn the lights off too so you can't even read
03:16labels on the bottles of shampoo. Well don't you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep on knocking
03:25but I'll never let you in. And I swear that the next time will surely be the last time that you'll
03:34ever catch me pooping, my friend. No, you'll never catch me pooping again. No, you'll never catch me
03:44pooping again.
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