00:00I'm a man of many talents, I see the whole world wide But I got a little secret I've been keeping deep inside
00:16I'm ready now to tell you, my color's quite a shock My greatest talent of them all, I can whistle from my cock
00:22Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk In perfect pitch for any tune, it'll even call the dog
00:29Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk
00:34Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side
00:46Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby
00:59Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long
01:06Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band
01:18I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch
01:25Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk
01:35Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk
01:40Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side
01:52Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby
02:05Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long
02:13Whistling from my wiener, humming from my cock
02:18Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band
02:26I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch
02:34La la la, do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do
02:50Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk
02:57Well the mayor come to see me to congratulate the man With a magic whistling wiener who was loved by all the land
03:10He thanked me for my service to the people of the town Then he hung a shiny medal right upon my whistling wang
03:19Whistling from my wiener, now that my story's told Just keep an ear out for me as I'm whistling down the road
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