Whistlin' From My Wiener

the Lost Library of Congress Recordings

an unconventional duet, Whistlin' From My Wiener celebrates musicianship that thinks outside the box, and pioneers new horizons of music. Performed by Richard Sprinkles and Sally Mae Beauregard for more information, visit https://lostlibraryofcongress.com

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00:00I'm a man of many talents, I see the whole world wide But I got a little secret I've been keeping deep inside

00:16I'm ready now to tell you, my color's quite a shock My greatest talent of them all, I can whistle from my cock

00:22Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk In perfect pitch for any tune, it'll even call the dog

00:29Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk

00:34Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side

00:46Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby

00:59Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long

01:06Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band

01:18I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch

01:25Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk

01:35Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk

01:40Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side

01:52Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby

02:05Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long

02:13Whistling from my wiener, humming from my cock

02:18Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band

02:26I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch

02:34La la la, do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do

02:50Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk

02:57Well the mayor come to see me to congratulate the man With a magic whistling wiener who was loved by all the land

03:10He thanked me for my service to the people of the town Then he hung a shiny medal right upon my whistling wang

03:19Whistling from my wiener, now that my story's told Just keep an ear out for me as I'm whistling down the road

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