00:00When you think about colonization, it is the strangest thing you can think about.
00:03Because conquering is one thing, you go to another country, you take what's theirs.
00:07You want more, you take the land, you know, you take the resources, you kill the people.
00:11That I understand.
00:13But colonization, I don't condone, I understand.
00:17But colonization is strange because you go there and you don't just take over.
00:22You then force the people to become you.
00:26That is such a strange concept.
00:28When you think about where the British did it, I mean, they did it in Africa,
00:32they did it in Asia, think about in India.
00:36Those cultures could not be more diametrically opposed.
00:39And out of nowhere, the British just decided to roll up.
00:42Imagine what the Indians must have felt like on that day.
00:46Minding your own business, walking through a field.
00:50Next thing you know, the British showed up on horseback.
00:57Hear ye, hear ye, by order of Her Majesty the Queen, we have arrived.
01:10You over there, what is the name of this land?
01:17This land over here, this is called India.
01:22Well, my good man, I am here to tell you that India is now under the British Empire.
01:28And I'm glad that I can tell you that India is exactly where it was yesterday.
01:42No, no, I feel you're not understanding what I'm saying.
01:44I'm letting you know that we're here to colonize you by order of the Queen.
01:50Who is the Queen?
01:53The Queen, the Queen of England, the ruler of Great Britain.
01:57She who was ordained by God.
02:01Which God?
02:05God, the one true God.
02:08There are many Gods, my friend.
02:10What is the name of your God?
02:14There is only one God, and his name is God, and you too shall worship him.
02:19You want me to worship a God, but you don't want to tell me his name?
02:24What are you talking about?
02:25There are many Gods, okay?
02:26There is Shiva, there is Lakshmi, there is Hare Krishna, there are many Gods.
02:30What is the name of your God?
02:34His name is God.
02:38You don't know the name of your God?
02:43It's just God.
02:45Is it like mummy or daddy?
02:49You want me to worship your God, but you don't want to tell me his name, huh?
02:52How am I going to pray to him?
02:54What do I do?
02:54Every morning, I go to wake up, and I pray like,
02:56Oh, dear God, dear God, I was hoping that maybe God, you could help me.
02:59No, no, sorry, not you, other God.
03:00No, no, other God.
03:02No, no, not wrong God.
03:03No, God, I was trying to talk to other.
03:04No, no, no, you're right.
03:05I should have asked for your first name.
03:06No, no, God.
03:07No, other God, please.
03:08No, God behind that God.
03:09No, not you today, God.
03:10Other God.
03:11You're right.
03:11He told me he would know who I was talking to, and I don't...
03:13No, no, other God, please.
03:15That God on that...
03:16No, no, that God.
03:17Then I wonder why my prayers are not getting answered, huh?
03:25How dare you speak to me like that?
03:29Do you know who I am?
03:30No, because you never introduced yourself.
03:35I have come here representing Great Britain.
03:39And I have never heard of Great Britain.
03:42Who gave you that name?
03:47Well, well, well, we did.
03:51You called yourselves great?
03:54Isn't that a little presumptuous?
03:58Shouldn't you wait for other people to tell you how great you are, huh?
04:02Shouldn't you just go around the world and just do good things, good things, good things?
04:05Then people go, oh my God, Britain, look how great you are.
04:12Well, I beg to differ.
04:14I believe we could do it because we knew instinctively.
04:16We are Great Britain.
04:18Well, in that case, welcome to Great India.
04:22No, no, it doesn't work like that.
04:24It doesn't work like that.
04:25How dare you speak to me like this?
04:26Look, you're the one who dares to speak to me, okay?
04:29I was here minding my own business in my land.
04:31You came over here riding on your skinny cow,
04:33telling me that things are going to change.
04:36I don't know who you are.
04:37All I know is you are clearly crazy, okay?
04:39You're not feeling too right.
04:40And I didn't want to say anything,
04:41but you look like you're going to faint.
04:43In fact, it looks like you have died last week, okay?
04:45Something is very wrong with your skin.
04:47You're not looking good, my friend.
04:48Maybe you should come down.
04:49We have a curry.
04:50We talk about this.
04:52What are you talking about?
04:53I look quite normal.
04:54You do not look normal, my friend.
04:55I've never seen anybody with that complexion in my life, okay?
04:59You look like you're playing hide and seek with the sun your entire life.
05:02I don't know what is happening,
05:03but that is not how a person should look, huh?
05:05I can see your veins pumping through your skin right now.
05:08You know how creepy that is?
05:09Pumping, pumping, pumping, pumping.
05:11If I was your doctor, I don't need X-ray machine.
05:13I just go, what is problem?
05:14It is your kidney.
05:15How do I know?
05:16Because you're translucent.
05:17That is how I know.
05:18Damn you!
05:18We are going to run this country whether you like it or not.
05:21We are not going to do anything you tell us.
05:22You're a madman.
05:23We are going to take it.
05:24You're not taking.
05:25We're going to...
05:30She's all yours.
05:31Take, take.
05:32Don't play nice.
05:33Take.
05:48Why you want free things on free things?
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