00:00Hey guys. Honey, which of these cartoon characters reminds you of me? Don't say anything.
00:09Uh, Ziggy? What? Oh my gosh! What the hell's happening here?
00:18Did you give him sugar? Excuse me, but I can't control what he brings home.
00:24So have you gotten a good look at our new neighbors yet? No, are they out there now?
00:28No, just the movers. Wow.
00:33So these new people, what do you think we're dealing with here? I don't know.
00:37They'll never match up to Mrs. Fryman though. Oh, I know. She was the perfect neighbor.
00:41Old, bedridden, no visitors ever came to see her. Well, that party's over.
00:48So what does society demand we do? Should we go over there at some point and say hello?
00:52I could send the wrong message. Yeah, we don't want to come off too friendly. Next thing you
00:55know they'll be coming over here. Hi, can we borrow some butter? Don't worry, I'll set the
01:00right tone early on. I'll start them off with a nice friendly wave and then I'll slowly wean
01:04them down to a nod. Not a big friendly nod either, just like an up nod. Oh, here comes the couch.
01:11That'll tell us something. White leather. Yeah, it's nice.
01:17A ship's steering wheel. I don't know what that's about.
01:22Look, a little tiny bed. They must have a kid. That's a dog bed. Oh, they have a dog.
01:36He's still barking.
01:39He's still barking.
01:44Doug, he's still barking. I know, that's why I had large fluffy things over my head.
01:51Yes, we hear you. God, this has been going on every night since they moved in.
01:56Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Quiet! Shut up! Quiet! Shut up! Shut up!
02:07Oh. Doug, what is their last name? I saw their front door. I think it said
02:12Saksky or Sackman. I know it had sack in it because they're laughing.
02:17Damn it, we've got some of their mail too. I wish I would have paid attention to the name instead
02:21of just throwing it away. Why do you want to know? Because I was going to call them, but you know
02:25what? I'm just going to go over there. What? No, you can't. It's one in the morning. You're going
02:29to wake them up. Oh, gee, Doug. Well, I wouldn't want to wake the neighbors. All right, please don't
02:35go over there now. Why not? Because when you get mad like this, you charge at people like a crazy
02:38rhino. I do not. Trust me, you do. You don't realize it because you're all in there, but we're all out
02:42here and believe me, we sense danger. It's not my fault. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm the only
02:48one on earth who's not an idiot. And you sometimes. Carrie, we're not talking about a waiter who
02:53brought you the wrong order, all right? These are our neighbors. We have to see them every day. I can't
02:56make it up to them by over dipping. Okay, so how would you like to handle it? You want to just nod
03:01at them furiously? No. Tomorrow morning, we'll go over there and we'll bring it up nicely, okay?
03:08Okay, fine. We'll do your nice thing.
03:15All right, there you go.
03:26You know, as long as we can't sleep, you want to take advantage of this and
03:28go to a diner?
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