00:00Dad, Sarah and I really need to talk to you about something.
00:03What is it, darling?
00:04Well, now that Tessie's gone, things are probably going to change quite a bit.
00:08Yeah, and you know, Dad, I was thinking, you know, maybe I should just get out of your way around here, you know?
00:12In fact, Dad and Carrie agreed to let me stay with them until I can afford my own place.
00:16Well, that's just fine, sweetheart.
00:18Now I can turn your room into a little greenhouse.
00:20Grow some stuff to help my glaucoma.
00:26Dad, um, actually, you know, there's more.
00:30Carrie, you...
00:33Well, Dad, we thought, you know, under the circumstances, you might be happier if you sold the house
00:38and moved into a nice, lovely retirement home.
00:42I got two words for you.
00:44I'm staying right here!
00:46That's four words.
00:47Oh, is it? Then I got another four words. Screw you!
00:49Well, that's two words.
00:50Arthur, maybe you should stop saying in advance how many words you have.
00:52Yeah, once you do that, you're pretty much locked in, huh?
00:54Yeah, right, okay, thank you. Dad, look, we love you and we respect you, but let's face it,
00:58you need a lot of watching.
01:02I resent that!
01:03Oh, Dad, please, the last time Tessie left you alone for two minutes,
01:06she found you re-shingling the roof with no pants.
01:10And no shingles!
01:13So, because a man is old, because he has a few eccentricities,
01:18you're ready to put him down like a lame horse, is that it?
01:21Well, let me tell you something.
01:23As long as I've got the strength to draw breath,
01:25as long as I've got one ounce of dignity in my bones,
01:28I'm gonna live by myself, take care of myself, right here,
01:32in the house that I built with my own two hands!
01:39I wonder if it's too late to get insurance.
01:47Hey, what's going on?
01:48I guess you won himself nine dollars in poker tonight.
01:51If you guessed Doug Heffernan, you might just be right.
01:56What's the matter?
01:58What's your dad doing here, anyway?
02:01Well, Dad decided to cook his dinner on a 42-year-old hot plate,
02:05and he burned his house down!
02:07He what?
02:08There's a whole big kitchen in there!
02:10What the hell's he cooking on a hot plate for?
02:12Apparently, it was his lucky hot plate.
02:15It is lucky. It's the only thing that survived the fire!
02:21Well, I guess I'll unpack now.
02:25Good night!
02:29I really screwed up, didn't I?
02:31At least no one was hurt.
02:33Sarah's okay, you're okay.
02:35That's the main thing.
02:36I'm not okay.
02:37I'm just a stupid old fool who's overstayed his welcome and is hurt.
02:41Gary, why don't you pick out one of those places for me,
02:46and I'll go without a fight.
02:48Why don't you pick out one of those places for me, and I'll go without a fight.
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