This is the easiest, fastest and cheapest recipe you'll love.

INGREDIENTS:
1 liter of hot water
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon oil
300 g pasta
4 tablespoons oil
1 tablespoon margarine
2 tablespoons tomato extract
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon dye
1 teaspoon parsley