00:00Hey, uh, what are you, throwing curlers?
00:03Is Doug in there?
00:05Uh, no, he's still out skeet shooting with Tim.
00:07Good. You've got to talk to your friend, Richie.
00:09About?
00:10Well, I invited him over last night to check my smoke alarms, and let's just say, a lot more happened.
00:16We made love.
00:18Eee.
00:20Anyway, he gave me his phone number, and I just tried calling him. Does he live in a bakery?
00:26You know what? I think he might.
00:29Oh, my God. You don't think he was just using me as a one-night stand?
00:35No, no, that doesn't sound like Richie.
00:37Oh, you've got to talk to him. You've got to talk to him. Tell him I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said I love you so soon.
00:41Oh, please tell him, Gary.
00:42Dorothy, just calm down. I will go talk to him.
00:44Tell him, tell him I can change. Tell him I can be whatever he wants me to be.
00:48Whatever he wants you to be.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Got it.
00:52Oh, Dorothy, any luck with that key yet, or?
00:55I can't think about that right now.
00:59All I said was flatter her.
01:02I did. I was very complimentary throughout.
01:07I'm glad you think this is funny. I mean, what were you thinking?
01:10I didn't mean to do it. I was just up on a ladder checking the smoke alarms, and bam, it happened.
01:16What?
01:17Gary, what are you yelling at him for? It's your fault. You're the one who sent him in there with beer.
01:20I did not tell him to have sex with her.
01:24What do you expect? If you put a snake in a cage with a mouse and beer,
01:31you have to expect that they'll have sex.
01:35Look, you don't have to worry about it, because I'm not going to see her again.
01:38Oh, but that's where you're wrong, my friend.
01:41You're going to keep seeing her for, I don't know, at least a month.
01:44A month?
01:45A month's a long time, honey.
01:46But he had sex with her.
01:48The only decent thing to do after you had sex with somebody is to keep seeing them.
01:52But not a month.
01:56All right, three weeks. That way Dorothy won't feel like she was a one-night stand.
01:59In fact, she'll probably be sick of them by then.
02:02I don't see why you even care so much.
02:05I care. She's my neighbor, my friend. She's a human being.
02:11And she hasn't given me the key to her beach house yet.
02:15Oh, so that's what this is all about. You just want to get to use their beach house.
02:19What, you just figured that out now?
02:20You haven't noticed that I've been ski-shooting a lot more than usual?
02:24Oh, come on, you guys. Help me out. I've been working very hard this year. I want a tan.
02:28Doug, tell him to do this.
02:30Do it for me.
02:33What you going to do it?
02:35What move?
02:36Two-hand!
02:49You
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