00:00How's it going with your training?
00:01Man, the fact that they think someone like him could do my job, it's very depressing.
00:05Hey, is one of you guys Doug Heffernan?
00:08That would be me.
00:09Hi, I'm Julie Patterson. You're supposed to be my trainer person.
00:14Hey, how are you today? Great to meet you, Julie. This is Deacon Palmer.
00:18How you doing?
00:19Hi. Sorry I'm late. I was just getting my uniform together.
00:21You ready to saddle up and hit the trail?
00:23I think so. Let me just go grab my jacket.
00:25Damn!
00:35So, how'd I do on that delivery?
00:37Better. Definitely better. Just next time you might not want to refer to this as the signy thing.
00:41Oh, I know. I knew it as soon as I said it to you. What's it called anyway?
00:46That little baby is your die-cat board. Take care of it and it'll take care of you.
00:50What's that stand for?
00:52Oh, it's your Delivery Information Coordination...
00:55It's your die-cat board. That's all you need to know right now.
01:02So, is she hot-hot or is she just delivery person hot?
01:06Hot-hot. In fact, I might even throw in a third hot.
01:09Really? You mean hot-hot-hot?
01:12That would be three. Very good.
01:14Moose, this bottom line is for me.
01:17Is she hot enough that you might think about her while you're having sex with Carrie?
01:21I don't think about other women while I'm having sex with my wife.
01:23Oh, sure. So what do you think about?
01:27I think about my marriage vows and the life we built together.
01:35Funny stuff. Funny stuff.
01:37So, how do you plan on telling Carrie about this little trainee?
01:40You think I should tell her?
01:41Well, yeah, you gotta tell her.
01:42Disagree. Big mistake.
01:43What are you talking about? If he doesn't tell her and then she finds out,
01:45she'll wonder why he was keeping it a secret in the first place and never get out from under that.
01:49So what do you want him to do?
01:50Walk into his kitchen and say,
01:51Hey, honey, guess what? My new trainee's got an ass like a nectarine?
01:54No, but he's gotta tell her something.
01:56There is no way that a guy could tell his wife about a broad that he thinks is hot
02:01without her knowing that he thinks that she's hot.
02:03Give me a little credit.
02:04I can tell Carrie about this without it being a big deal.
02:06No, you can't.
02:07Yes, I can. I'll just bring up the topic of work casually.
02:09She'll ask, Oh, how's your trainee?
02:10I'll say she's fine and we'll move on.
02:13Okay, let's try it out. I'm Carrie.
02:15Okay.
02:16So, how's your trainee?
02:19Okay.
02:23She's fine.
02:25Oh, God.
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