00:00This is your father-in-law, right?
00:02Darling?
00:03Yes?
00:03Motu Patlu
00:10This is your father-in-law
00:12Oh, you're his uncle?
00:14Yes, yes, this is him
00:15I truly love him and I want to marry him
00:18And what else should I say?
00:19How many siblings do you have?
00:20Oh, you?
00:21Yes
00:22So, this is the guy, his name is Nair
00:24Okay
00:25Darling?
00:26Yes?
00:26He hit my cap in the water
00:27Then?
00:28A snake came out of the water
00:30Really?
00:31He looked at the snake and said,
00:32Oh, snake!
00:34Let's go, let's go
00:36Dad, he was with me
00:37Okay
00:38He hit my cap and a frog came out of it
00:40He looked at him and said,
00:41Oh, my father!
00:44Look at your face
00:45Your face looks like
00:46Yes
00:47Like you had a girl, right?
00:49Right?
00:50Okay, then
00:51I can't think of anything
00:52Then I'll send water to your brother, okay?
00:55By the way, I know him
00:57Oh
00:58He's a dacoit from Panta
01:00He didn't even try to return it
01:02Karima took it and gave it to him
01:04I understand
01:06I understand
01:08Ill-mannered
01:09Sir, it's like this
01:11What? Where are you from?
01:12No, son, I'm just asking
01:14Okay, okay
01:15By the grace of God, what's your business?
01:17I love my father a lot
01:19Business?
01:20Yes
01:22If there's a business, I'll tell you
01:24Okay, don't tell me
01:25No, no
01:26At least tell me this
01:28If there's a business, I'll tell you
01:31He's a very cute kid
01:33Him?
01:34He used to sleep with his sisters when he was a kid
01:36Really?
01:37At night, he used to tell his sisters,
01:39Appu, put your face near mine, I'm scared
01:41Really?
01:42He used to say,
01:43If you put your face near mine, I'll be scared
01:51He used to sleep with his brother
01:53Okay
01:54His brother used to say,
01:55Lala, put your face near mine
01:57He used to say,
01:58Put your face near mine
01:59His brother used to say,
02:00You'll be scared
02:12This kid, by the grace of God,
02:14used to work at the biggest bakery in Lahore
02:16Really?
02:17His shoes were torn
02:18Why?
02:19He used to tell his sister,
02:20I'll make the perfume
02:24Where did he go?
02:26Your son is so weak
02:30Really?
02:31He's so weak
02:32Really?
02:33He used to put his face near mine,
02:34He used to say,
02:35You'll be scared
02:37Hello
02:39He used to work at the bakery
02:41Yes
02:42He used to make ice cream
02:43Really?
02:44I used to tell him,
02:45I'll make the ice cream
02:50He used to go to the bakery
02:52Yes
02:53He used to eat a kilo of ice cream
02:55I used to make a thousand ice cream
03:00So you love her?
03:02Yes
03:03She used to take me to the bakery
03:05Why?
03:06She used to take me to the bakery
03:07Because I'm weak
03:10How many siblings do you have?
03:12I remembered a poem when I saw your beauty
03:15Really?
03:16Yes
03:17The storm came,
03:18it took everything away
03:19The storm came,
03:20it took everything away
03:21It took everything away
03:22The storm came,
03:23it took everything away
03:28I'm crying,
03:29I'm crying
03:31Have you ever been married before?
03:34No, never
03:35No, never
03:36What about the rest of your siblings?
03:37No, never
03:38They didn't even greet you
03:39They were hanged
03:40They were hanged
03:41They were hanged
03:42They were hanged
03:43They were hanged
03:44They were hanged
03:46Did you talk to your sister?
03:48Yes
03:49Did you talk to your sister?
03:50Yes
03:51Do you have any engagement?
03:52No, no
03:53Do you have any marriage?
03:54No, my first marriage, my first love
03:56Do you know anyone?
03:58Do you know anyone?
03:59I have a dog and a rabbit
04:01A man came to me and said
04:02Do you have a dog and a rabbit?
04:03No, I don't
04:04I have a bear
04:07Uncle you know
04:09they have never married a bear
04:11Really?
04:12They have never had a bear
04:13They have never had a bear
04:15It's not like that
04:17They have kids
04:18Why?
04:19I would have given him tamarind.
04:24So, you didn't get married?
04:26No, I didn't.
04:27Why?
04:28The thing is, I'm older than him.
04:30And he was looking at me.
04:32And I didn't like him, but he liked me.
04:35I got angry.
04:36I was younger.
04:38If you ask for so much money, you can't get it.
04:41I said, I'll get it.
04:44How much did you ask for?
04:45I asked for crores of rupees.
04:47And I got married for crores of rupees.
04:49Six crores.
04:51Six crores?
04:52Yes, six crores.
04:53That's a lot.
04:54I couldn't even give him six bowls of rice.
04:57So, you asked for six crores.
05:00I'm scared of poverty.
05:01Your daughter...
05:02Poor people.
05:03Poor people get a thousand rupees.
05:05They don't even count it.
05:06They keep counting it.
05:07It's nine hundred rupees.
05:11My daughter liked you.
05:13Really?
05:14I don't have any objection.
05:15It's her choice.
05:16It's okay.
05:17It's her fate.
05:18Forget it.
05:20But, son, I have a small question for you.
05:22Uncle, you have a very open face.
05:25It's fashion these days.
05:26Okay, fashion.
05:27What's the question?
05:28My daughter liked you.
05:29Yes, yes.
05:30I have a small question for you.
05:31Yes, yes, yes.
05:32Son, if I boil water in front of your eyes, will you take it?
05:38Because the situation is such that it's very bad for you.
05:41Uncle, get married.
05:42I won't take cold baths.
05:43Cold baths?
05:44Yes.
05:45On the wedding day.
05:46Cold baths.
05:47It was very bad.
05:48Okay.
05:49And poor Lahore-Multan had to walk.
05:51Okay.
05:52It was the same day and night.
05:53It was noon.
05:54Okay.
05:55It was the same crowd.
05:56Yes.
05:57Lahore-Multan had to walk, young man.
05:58Okay.
05:59They were very brave.
06:00They went outside and fixed their bedsheets.
06:02Like this.
06:03Then?
06:04Their faces were like this.
06:05And they came back to Lahore.
06:14It was like this.
06:16It was fun.
06:17How much dust was there in Lahore in the last few days?
06:18A lot.
06:20So much dust that no one could see.
06:22Yes.
06:23We were sitting on the bed and crying.
06:25What?
06:26I said, what is it?
06:27He said, I don't know.
06:28There was a lot of dust.
06:36You have a lot of general knowledge.
06:38I also have a lot of knowledge.
06:40Okay.
06:41Our doors are closed.
06:43But no one dared to step inside.
06:47Yes, sir.
06:48We were sitting outside and a person came out.
06:52He left after two days.
06:54I went to him and asked, why did you come here?
06:56He said, we don't know what is it.
07:00Nothing big.
07:01No, sir...
07:02Okay.
07:03He said, he wanted around Rs.1 crore.
07:05Yes.
07:066 crore.
07:07Yes.
07:08Six crores.
07:09Yes.
07:10Come in.
07:11Come in.
07:12What is this?
07:13Come inside.
07:14We are going to kill you.
07:15Congratulations.
07:16You have been kidnapped.
07:17I have been kidnapped?
07:18Yes.
07:19My God.
07:20Two pistols.
07:21Hey.
07:22Don't just stand there.
07:23Come inside.
07:24You cheated me.
07:25What did I cheat you of?
07:26What did I cheat you of?
07:27This is all your plan.
07:28What plan?
07:29What is this?
07:30You kidnapped me.
07:31Look at your face.
07:32Look at your face.
07:34You kidnapped me.
07:35Look at your face.
07:36How can you meet such a beautiful girl with this face?
07:39Then let me kidnap you.
07:43I will kill you.
07:44Sir, you don't know him.
07:46He is a hero.
07:47Really?
07:48He is the number one hero in Tamil movies.
07:50Yes.
07:51I shot him first.
07:52Yes.
07:55The malls that you live in.
07:56Yes.
07:57Girls go there.
08:04Girls go there.
08:05And they say that I am a sting bee.
08:11If a guy passes by the malls,
08:14I ask him what it is.
08:16He says that it is a very dangerous place.
08:20I am a very fast runner.
08:23By the way, I will shoot you.
08:25Really?
08:26But I am afraid that all your money will be spent here.
08:29Really?
08:30Yes.
08:31All my money will be spent here.
08:35It has been a long time since I saw you.
08:38Yes.
08:39Make something for yourself.
08:42Come on.
08:43Lock him inside.
08:44Shut up.
08:45What did you do to me?
08:46I didn't cheat you.
08:47You fool.
08:48What fool?
08:49What fool?
08:50You cheated me with your love.
08:52I will see you here.
08:53I will go to the Supreme Court.
08:55Lock him inside.
08:57Go inside.
08:58Shut up.
08:59Go inside.
09:01Go inside.
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