00:00Excuse me.
00:03This place looks familiar.
00:06But it's a toilet.
00:12You recognize your place of work.
00:16How are you?
00:17I'm fine.
00:18Me too.
00:19I'm from the beauty parlour.
00:20Rat! Rat!
00:22Rat!
00:23Where did you see my clothes?
00:27How are you?
00:28Fine.
00:29Hi.
00:31What?
00:32Hi.
00:33I have a bottle of Khangana syrup.
00:36What happened?
00:37Who is this guy?
00:38Sir, how are you?
00:39I'm fine.
00:40You don't have any meat.
00:42I'll give you the meat of your destiny.
00:46You don't even touch the meat.
00:48Do you think you can sell it?
00:51It's too expensive.
00:52I want to see where the meat is.
00:55You don't have any meat.
00:57I'll give you everything.
01:00But how will you get fat?
01:02I'm already fat.
01:06What else do you have?
01:08Whatever you have, it's very nice.
01:12I'm going home.
01:14Uncle, don't go empty-handed.
01:17I'll give you everything.
01:19Water, food, everything.
01:21Your hair is very nice.
01:23Your eyes are very nice.
01:26Your eyebrows are very nice.
01:28Your lips.
01:29Lips?
01:32Lips.
01:34Your Urdu is better than mine.
01:38You don't have lips.
01:39Red Bull.
01:40Lips.
01:41Lips.
01:42Your lips.
01:43Your ass.
01:46Neck.
01:48And?
01:49Your ass.
01:50Ass?
01:54Son, he doesn't even know English.
01:57Ass.
01:58Ass.
01:59Ass.
02:00Ass.
02:01Ass.
02:02Ass.
02:03Ass.
02:06You read too much, brother.
02:09Your ass.
02:11Ass.
02:12Ass.
02:13Ass.
02:14Ass.
02:15Ass.
02:16Ass.
02:17Ass.
02:18Ass.
02:19Ass.
02:20Ass.
02:21Ass.
02:22Who is this?
02:26Who is this?
02:27I am Dr. Amar Liakar.
02:36Tell me.
02:37He is my uncle.
02:38He is my nephew.
02:39Who are you?
02:40Hari.
02:42Hari.
02:44He is very funny.
02:46You are also funny.
02:52Ladies.
02:53I wouldn't have stopped at such a time.
02:55I would have gone away.
02:56I would have settled down.
03:02Why aren't you wearing anything underneath?
03:04I am wearing a lantern underneath.
03:07Oh.
03:08Ass.
03:09Ass.
03:10Ass.
03:11Ass.
03:12Ass.
03:13Ass.
03:14Ass.
03:15Ass.
03:16Ass.
03:17Ass.
03:18Ass.
03:19Ass.
03:20Ass.
03:22Oh, curse the uncle from the past.
03:25It happened.
03:26After he drank liquor he used to say,
03:29save my pant.
03:30Leave your pant.
03:33What do you do?
03:34Sir, I also prepare girls on the police.
03:37Oh, I see.
03:38If the work is jam packed, we also prepare the girls.
03:40Oh.
03:41Yes.
03:42I am very good at manicure and pedicure.
03:44What?
03:45I also do such and such locks.
03:49What is this manicure and pedicure?
03:50What is pedicure?
03:51Pedicure is for hands and pedicure is for feet.
03:55What is she saying?
03:58How much money do you take to prepare a person?
04:02Sir, if I prepare myself, I take Rs. 10,000.
04:05And if a worker prepares me, she takes Rs. 3,000.
04:09Just get me a worker.
04:11With this much money, I will become a 2-3 lady.
04:15Madam, don't you have a worker for Rs. 250-300?
04:19I am preparing myself.
04:22And if we have our own lotion and cream, do you take money for that?
04:28No.
04:29You get your facial done.
04:31I will get my facial done.
04:32Tell me, how much does a facial cost?
04:35According to your face, it costs Rs. 2,000.
04:39Facial?
04:40Yes.
04:41You should have a facial.
04:42Your wife is a facial.
04:43You don't have a wife.
04:45Get your facial done.
04:47I will get my facial done.
04:49Sir, it is so expensive these days.
04:51What do you get for Rs. 250-300?
04:53What do you lose?
04:55Who will do it?
04:57Sir, what will you lose?
04:59Who will do it?
05:00Listen to me.
05:01If you give me a body massage, I have a special oil.
05:06No, no.
05:07And I will do it with my hands.
05:11You will do it with your hands?
05:12Yes.
05:13Come here.
05:14I will do it with my hands.
05:16Dad is here.
05:18What will you do now?
05:19I will get my facial done.
05:21Uncle is also saying that he won't give his daughter's hand in marriage.
05:23Uncle also fought with me.
05:25I didn't fight with him.
05:27I lied to him.
05:28He agreed.
05:29Leave it.
05:30Don't you want to get your uncle married?
05:33Go and stand in front of your master.
05:35What is this?
05:36Go and stand in front of your master.
05:38What do you think of your daughter?
05:39Thief.
05:40She drinks alcohol and insults us.
05:42She insulted us.
05:43Do you know what I did?
05:44What did you do?
05:45I apologised to her.
05:46Here you go.
05:48Uncle, he fooled everyone.
05:53What is their problem?
05:55What is your problem?
05:56What is your problem?
05:57I called the number officer.
05:59Yes.
06:00Give him some water.
06:01Who is the number officer?
06:03You are the number officer.
06:04Sit down.
06:05Sit down.
06:11Listen to me.
06:13What do you want to say?
06:14Number officer, she insulted us.
06:17She drank alcohol and insulted us.
06:22She insulted us.
06:24She also broke my son's nose.
06:26He didn't break your son's nose.
06:27Number officer, you are talking nonsense.
06:29My nephew is getting married.
06:31Will he drink alcohol?
06:33He will drink alcohol.
06:35He will drink alcohol on my face.
06:36He will drink alcohol on your face.
06:38The number officer is talking nonsense.
06:41Number officer, listen to me.
06:42She drank alcohol.
06:44She insulted us.
06:45We will explain him.
06:47This is not the matter.
06:49We accept your decision.
06:51Don't get angry.
06:53He is your father and mother.
07:03I have a condition that there is no one to cry.
07:06He drank alcohol.
07:08What was the problem?
07:10There was no problem.
07:13What is the problem?
07:16I drank alcohol.
07:19I drank alcohol.
07:24I drank alcohol in the toilet.
07:30I told him that I will give you money.
07:33What is the problem?
07:37He drank a lot of alcohol.
07:40I told them to put lemon juice and release it.
07:44He drank a lot of alcohol.
07:48My daughter's problem is that you're sitting here drinking alcohol.
07:52What's your problem?
07:54He cut my beard, hit me.
07:57Do you know?
07:58Yes.
07:59The real problem is this little boy.
08:01He's my sister.
08:02Your problem?
08:03My problem.
08:04Your problem is that he's small.
08:06Yes.
08:07Your problem is small.
08:08Okay.
08:09He drank alcohol.
08:11Yes.
08:12Ask him.
08:13Did you see his face?
08:15No, I didn't see anything.
08:17I didn't see anything.
08:19He's a doctor.
08:21I know you're tired.
08:23But tell me the truth.
08:25No, you're not tired.
08:26I think you're tired.
08:28He's drunk.
08:29Drunk?
08:30Hey!
08:31Hey!
08:32Hey!
08:33Hey!
08:34Hey!
08:35Hey!
08:36Hey!
08:37Hey!
08:38Hey!
08:39Hey!
08:40Hey!
08:41Hey!
08:42Hey!
08:43Hey!
08:44Hey!
08:45Hey!
08:46Hey!
08:47Hey!
09:09Mom, let me go back to the Netherlands.
09:12I can't do it.
09:13Oh, man.
09:14For God's sake.
09:15Apologize to me.
09:16Are you crazy?
09:17You don't understand women.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:20You're apologizing to me in the middle of the street.
09:22And you're laughing at my feet.
