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Khan  brothers

Best of Annum and Deedar stage drama

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00:00And you started dancing and you were going to leave.

00:07And I didn't come to dance, I came to finish your mother.

00:12You came to finish your mother?

00:14What are you going to do? I'm going to write poetry.

00:16I want to dance.

00:17Really?

00:18I've read a lot of books about dance.

00:20You're bald.

00:21I have a lot of knowledge about books.

00:24Really?

00:25About dance.

00:26Really?

00:27About dance.

00:29About what?

00:31About being bald.

00:34You're angry with me, aren't you?

00:37Are you angry?

00:38No, no, I was talking about books.

00:40Okay, about what?

00:41Yes.

00:42About what?

00:43About insects.

00:46And about caravans?

00:47There can be some compulsion.

00:51You're very smart.

00:52What's smart?

00:53Okay, don't touch me.

00:55What do you want? Tell me.

00:59First, give me your hand.

01:00Don't you dare touch me.

01:02Only he will touch me.

01:04The one who will show me the city bank card?

01:14Only he will touch me.

01:18Don't misbehave with me.

01:21Get lost.

01:23It's very cold.

01:25Everyone is wearing a mask.

01:28Why are you wearing a mask?

01:30Get lost, you black man.

01:32Black man?

01:33You're not even my standard.

01:35What do you have to do with colour and face?

01:39You only look at this and count the cheques.

01:43Why? Do I work in a bank?

01:45Bank?

01:47You've saved some money.

01:49Don't talk nonsense.

01:51You don't know that I'm a very mischievous girl.

01:53You've become very mischievous.

01:55Be thankful to God.

01:58You've become a superstar.

02:00If not, buy a car.

02:02Or else, you'd be living in a poor house.

02:12You'd be living in a poor house.

02:18You're Tom Cruise, right?

02:20You're so handsome.

02:21Tom Cruise?

02:22Don't you look at your face?

02:23What's wrong with my face?

02:24Be thankful that you're working in a bank.

02:26Or else, I wouldn't be talking to you like this.

02:29You don't talk to me like this.

02:33What do you think of me?

02:34I'm a very decent girl.

02:35You're very decent.

02:36In our locality, Kukdi is very decent.

02:38She gives us four eggs.

02:42We've heard about twins.

02:44Which four?

02:47She's very decent.

02:49She gives us four eggs.

02:50She's very knowledgeable.

02:52She's very intelligent.

02:53And you're not even close to her.

02:58What is this?

02:59What?

03:00What do you know?

03:02She's the daughter of a poor man.

03:06You're such a greedy man.

03:08Greedy man.

03:10Have you never seen a girl?

03:11I've seen a girl, but I don't talk to girls.

03:14Why?

03:15They're all decent.

03:17They give me Rs. 50, but they don't even touch me.

03:21Did you understand?

03:22Yes, I did.

03:23You're so funny.

03:24What do you mean, I'm funny?

03:27You look like a sportsman.

03:29I'm a sportswoman.

03:33What do you play?

03:34Me? Snooker.

03:36Snooker? Billiards?

03:37Yes, billiards.

03:38Oh, no.

03:42Pindu.

03:43Yes, Pindu. We play billiards.

03:44You look good when you play billiards.

03:46That's great.

03:47That's why you're holding a stick.

03:49You shouldn't hold it like this.

03:55You should hold it like this.

03:58The next one doesn't know.

04:00You have to tell them.

04:01Not like this.

04:03You hold the stick like this.

04:05Yes.

04:06You hit the ball with the stick.

04:08The ball goes into the goal.

04:09Then you laugh.

04:15Then you say, good shot.

04:17Good shot.

04:18Don't say that.

04:19You don't say good shot.

04:22I don't say good shot.

04:23I know.

04:24I say good toll.

04:28What's this?

04:29This?

04:30I hit a couple of people with this.

04:33What do you mean?

04:36How?

04:37Don't be stupid.

04:38I hit a lot of people with this.

04:41Really?

04:42Yes.

04:43It's called Desi Game.

04:44Gulli Danda.

04:45Okay.

04:46I thought you were going to say something unique.

04:48No, no.

04:49What's so special about this?

04:54Huh?

04:55Nothing.

04:56You tell me.

04:57You ask me something and I'll tell you.

04:59Why should I ask you?

05:00Am I mad?

05:01What's so special about this?

05:02Yes.

05:03The stick is of your choice.

05:09What did you understand?

05:11I can't tolerate your naivety.

05:14What?

05:15You're married to Avedar Khan's son.

05:20You should understand.

05:22Next time, I'll beat you up.

05:24In the evening, you'll sit on the table.

05:26All night, you'll lick your moustache.

05:30In the morning, you'll say,

05:31don't call me Kale's father.

05:35In the morning, you'll realize

05:36Kale's father died the day before yesterday.

05:39Then you'll say,

05:40you're going to die.

05:42If you want to die,

05:43it's free of cost.

05:44I've got a gift for you.

05:45Gift?

05:46Show me.

05:48In the future,

05:49even the flowers will look black on you.

05:51Flowers are always black.

05:58Say something straight.

06:01I've got flowers for you.

06:02Idiot.

06:03Get out of my way.

06:04Get lost.

06:06These are your flowers.

06:07These are mine.

06:08Don't make me run.

06:09What are you doing?

06:10It's a small flower.

06:15I've got it for you.

06:16It's a cauliflower.

06:21Sit properly.

06:22Why should I sit?

06:26Well done.

06:27You can hold it as straight as you want.

06:40You can hold it as straight as you want.

06:44Don't misbehave.

06:46You've teased me.

06:47What did I do?

06:48You gave me flowers.

06:49Right?

06:50You gave me flowers.

06:51Did you bring it?

06:54I'll hold it.

06:56Sit properly.

06:58Give it to me.

06:59I'll call my father.

07:00He'll teach you a lesson.

07:01Who's your father?

07:02I've only one father.

07:04Listen to me.

07:05Respect me.

07:06Why?

07:07Do you understand?

07:08I'll die tomorrow.

07:09You'll die tomorrow.

07:10Yes.

07:11Respect the one who plays the flute.

07:13What's a flutist?

07:15Don't you smoke?

07:17What's a flutist?

07:18Yes.

07:20A flutist is the one who plays the flute.

07:25I see.

07:26Do you know the flute?

07:28I've never seen it play.

07:32It's a Punjabi flute.

07:33He's a Jogi.

07:36Don't say that.

07:37He's playing the flute.

07:38Jogi's men come out.

07:48You don't know the flute?

07:49I know.

07:50Don't talk nonsense.

07:51When the flute plays...

07:52Yes.

07:53...the snake comes out.

08:00Look at this.

08:01Black.

08:02There are many types of snakes.

08:04Obviously.

08:05Boora Dabiyala.

08:07Kroondiya.

08:08Udna.

08:09Kala Sheeshnaag.

08:11There are many poor snakes.

08:13They don't have poison.

08:16They die when they see the flute.

08:22Don't talk nonsense.

08:24If you insult me now...

08:25Okay.

08:26...you know I'll beat you up with my shoes.

08:29Shoes?

08:30Bring your shoes.

08:32The English are good at this.

08:36No matter how busy you are...

08:38...you don't bring your shoes.

08:40Appa ji.

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