00:00So, where'd you learn to sew?
00:14National Guard.
00:15They teach you to knit little booties too?
00:17No.
00:18But they taught me how to kill a man with a thumb to the eyeball.
00:21You should take him out about two inches.
00:24So, is it going to be a little weird for you, seeing Todd walk down the aisle?
00:29Why would it be weird?
00:30Girl, you know what I'm talking about.
00:32Shut up.
00:33It was one time, I was young, I had very high hair, it hardly even counts.
00:38Mm-hmm.
00:39Oof, nice work.
00:41Very nice.
00:43You must have been popular with the other guardsmen.
00:49I did all right.
00:50I'll tell you though, I still wish we didn't have to waste half our Saturday on this stupid
00:56thing.
00:57Yeah, tell me about it.
00:58Some good games on.
00:59You and Kelly are the ones who went to school with this guy.
01:00They should just go as each other's dates and leave us out of it, huh?
01:03Absolutely.
01:04You know what you should do to get even?
01:05Next time, drag Carrie to a wedding of somebody you had sex with.
01:08Yeah.
01:09What?
01:10Nothing?
01:11What are you saying?
01:14Are you saying that Carrie had sex with Todd?
01:20Maybe.
01:21Probably not, though.
01:24Well, did she?
01:26Yes.
01:27Before you guys were ever together, I assumed you knew.
01:29No, Carrie never told me.
01:30Told you what?
01:31About Todd and Carrie and the...
01:32You weren't supposed to tell him.
01:33You never said that.
01:34Well, I assumed you weren't an idiot.
01:35Well, you assumed wrong.
01:36I feel like I've been punched in the stomach.
01:37Okay.
01:38I got pantyhose, you got pants, we are good to go.
01:39God, the Long Island is so beautiful.
02:00I wish we could get an estate out here, hon.
02:07Hey, I'm looking to make a swap.
02:09You want it, the snake or the fish?
02:10Fish.
02:11You?
02:12Fish.
02:13Can't catch a break here.
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