Friday Night Fu (Episode 048)

  • 15 years ago
Episode 48
Original air date: April 17, 2009

The Movie: 36 Crazy Fists
1977, dir. Chi-Hwa Chen
Nope, Jackie Chan is not in this movie, except for a quickie unrelated sequence at the start. Wouldn’t it be great if he were in this movie, though? I mean, really, how awesome would that have been? And what other movies would be better if Jackie Chan was in them? How about “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”? Or “17 Again”? Or “Hannah Montana: The Movie”? Yup, those would kick ass if Jackie Chan was in them. Oh, “36 Crazy Fists”? Yeah, some kid learns kung fu from an old drunk guy. You know, the usual.

The Fu:
Jack brought his guitar to the show and became an impromptu musical guest. Jake told us why not to take shrooms in a mansion. Laumann learned his new ball-making powers are no biggie. And Bernie's microphone? Doesn't work. Not too bad a night, by Fu Crew standards.