The Movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 1964, dir. Nicholas Webster Our Christmas gift to you: a break from stinky kung fu flicks! Instead, you get an even stinkier holiday trainwreck, featuring a kickass Santa, some super-obnoxious aliens, a young Pia Zadora, and the world’s most awesome theme song. There’s no joy on Mars, the story tells us, and after you watch this, there’ll be no joy at your place, either. Hooray for Santy Claus!
The Fu: Big John! The Infinity Ball! And the premiere of the Five Minute Fu! Can you think of a better way to celebrate the holidays? Didn't think so.
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