00:00I'm coming. Namo.
00:02Hey, Mr. Bahar.
00:03Your electricity bill is Rs. 723.99.
00:08You gave me Rs. 723.
00:10Who will give me this Rs. 999?
00:14Uncle, Rs. 999 was broken, right?
00:17If it was broken, you should have given me Rs. 1.
00:19Should I give you Rs. 999?
00:23I'll give you later. I'll give you Rs. 1 later.
00:27You eat one.
00:28Uncle, you're asking me to eat in front of my 90-year-old wife.
00:32Don't you feel bad?
00:34Uncle, introduce her. She's my wife.
00:36She's Soman.
00:37Assalamualaikum, uncle.
00:38Walaikumassalam.
00:39Let me tell you something before I introduce you.
00:40How did my son-in-law ask you to eat for Rs. 999?
00:44You also asked me to eat, uncle.
00:46If I say it directly, it'll be the same for all of us.
00:50But uncle, no tension. I'm here.
00:53There's no tension.
00:54I'm the home minister of this family.
00:56From now on, I'll pay the gas bill, electricity bill, house rent, everything.
01:01And you don't have to do the things you did to earn money.
01:05I'll give you more than Rs. 1, uncle.
01:08I'll give you more than Rs. 1, or even more than Rs. 2.
01:09I'll give you more than Rs. 1, or even more than Rs. 2.
01:11No tension.
01:12I'll give you more than Rs. 1, or even more than Rs. 2.
01:15Go, uncle. Agent Mishti is here.
01:17I'll send him to your house.
01:19Whatever you say, I'll keep you informed.
01:23Okay, go inside.
01:25Assalamualaikum, uncle.
01:27Walaikumassalam.
01:28I'll greet you. I'll give you an answer.
01:30Why don't you give me an answer?
01:32God knows what you've been eating all these days.
01:35I've come to cook for you.
01:37What?
01:38If you cook like this, won't you pay the gas bill?
01:40You go to the office on the first day after marriage.
01:43If you don't go to pay the gas bill, people will think that you don't know anything.
01:48So what?
01:49My son-in-law will go to pay the gas bill.
01:51And I won't come.
01:52My son-in-law will keep you informed all the time.
01:54The more fit and beautiful you are,
01:57the more people will think that you've got a good son-in-law.
01:59Do you understand?
02:00Okay.
02:01Here it is.
02:02I've heated it up.
02:04I've cooked it so well.
02:05If you see it, you'll faint.
02:08People have to work.
02:10You have to eat.
02:11If I don't eat, what's the use of working?
02:13I have a wife. I have to eat.
02:16Go, go, go. You're late.
02:18Go, go, go.
02:19Come back soon.
02:20Don't be late.
02:21Okay?
02:22Give me your phone.
02:22Give me your phone.
02:23Okay.
02:24Okay.
02:26Give me your phone.
02:29I forgot something.
02:31What is it now?
02:33Give me a piece of cloth.
02:34If someone sees it,
02:36my son-in-law will be in trouble.
02:48Go.
02:53Go.
02:56Listen.
03:02What is it?
03:05I...
03:08I...
03:10What?
03:12Do you feel bad about me?
03:14Don't you want to keep me?
03:15I feel that.
03:16But I feel something else.
03:19What is it?
03:20I feel shy.
03:25When I go to the office,
03:27I'll give a piece of cloth to my daughter-in-law
03:29and say goodbye to her.
03:32Don't cry.
03:33You had this desire when you were a kid.
03:35When I go to the office,
03:36I'll give you a piece of cloth and say goodbye to you.
03:38Go now.
03:39I'm arranging it for you.
03:41Okay.
03:48Peace.
04:18No.
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:21No.
04:32You are in love.
04:34You are newly married.
04:36You are old like me.
04:38Then you will understand.
04:45Greetings, Mr. Ajay.
04:47How are you?
04:48Hey, my new son-in-law.
04:52You took a two-day leave and went home.
04:55Then you called me and said
04:57that you will take a few more days off.
05:00I was wondering what was the secret.
05:04You got married.
05:06Very good.
05:08So, how do you like this new life?
05:11I like it.
05:13What else can I say?
05:16Very good.
05:18So, you know.
05:20Men are two-faced.
05:22They are alive and married.
05:24So, you fell in love.
05:27I can see that from your lunch box.
05:31No.
05:32What else can I say?
05:37I will cook for you every day.
05:39I will cook for you every day.
05:41I will cook for you every day.
05:43Wow.
05:44It was good that I got a chance to eat in the canteen.
05:47You saved money, boss.
05:49You got the option to save money.
05:51And you will do it.
05:54Okay, Bhaddao.
05:55What will you keep empty in front of me
05:57when you get married?
05:58Won't you eat anything?
06:00Of course.
06:01Eat tea.
06:02What if I eat tea?
06:03I will give you something to eat at home.
06:05Tell me.
06:06When will we go to see my sister-in-law?
06:08When will we go to see my sister-in-law?
06:10We...
06:11What do you mean?
06:12We mean...
06:13All of us in the office.
06:15Why don't you say anything?
06:17All of us will go.
06:22Koi.
06:23Listen.
06:24What happened to you?
06:25Why are you so tensed?
06:27Is there any problem?
06:29Why are you so tensed?
06:30Talk to me.
06:31There is so much pressure in the office.
06:33And there is a new pressure on him.
06:35And there is a new pressure on him.
06:38My head is spinning.
06:40What is this?
06:42Are you not feeling well?
06:43Is the pressure getting low?
06:44Should I call the doctor?
06:45Where is your phone?
06:46Call the doctor.
06:47No.
06:48There are a lot of people in my office.
06:51They have invited me to their house
06:52on Friday next week.
06:55And then?
06:56And then what?
06:58I will come early in the morning.
06:59I won't come alone.
07:00And then?
07:01And then what?
07:02I won't have to cook for everyone.
07:04And then what?
07:05How much will it cost?
07:07That's a good news.
07:09What?
07:10I will have to cook at home.
07:11Isn't that a good news?
07:12And the people in your office
07:13and your husband
07:14are like hawkers.
07:15They go to destroy everything.
07:16Get lost.
07:17Listen.
07:18I will cook as much as I want
07:20and as much as I want.
07:21I won't cook more than that.
07:22I will give him a house.
07:24What?
07:25I will give him a sister-in-law.
07:26And I will give him a son-in-law.
07:28No.
07:29I will give him everything.
07:30What are you doing?
07:31Do you understand?
07:32I don't understand.
07:33I am not doing anything.
07:34Listen.
07:35I have to do a big ceremony
07:36after my marriage.
07:37I have to do it.
07:38I have to pray for everyone.
07:39I have to do a big ceremony.
07:41We will put a pendant on the roof.
07:43Then my father will come.
07:45I won't be able to cook so much.
07:46My father won't come.
07:47I will cook for everyone.
07:49And listen.
07:50I have to buy a new saree.
07:52You can't buy a saree.
07:54You have to buy matching ornaments.
07:56You have to buy lipstick
07:57in the same colour as the saree.
07:58You will buy everything.
07:59If you have to...
08:01What happened?
08:02I don't feel good.
08:04You don't feel good?
08:05I don't feel good.
08:06I want to go out.
08:07Okay.
08:08When will you buy a saree?
08:09Will you buy it today or tomorrow?
08:10I will buy it today.
08:11What about tomorrow morning?
08:12I won't be able to open it tomorrow morning.
08:13You won't be able to open it?
08:14Then take an hour's leave from your office.
08:15What?
08:16Take an hour's leave.
08:17I won't take an hour's leave.
08:18You will need time to make a blouse.
08:21Look at this.
08:22Isn't it beautiful?
08:23It's very beautiful.
08:24Look at this.
08:25And look at the saree.
08:26It's my favourite saree.
08:27I wanted a saree like this.
08:28Okay.
08:29Like a thief.
08:30Okay.
08:31This is my sister-in-law.
08:32She is my boss.
08:33She is my boss.
08:36Hello.
08:37This is my wife, Lapa.
08:39Listen.
08:40Why are you talking like this?
08:41Talk to me.
08:42All of you sit down.
08:43There is a lot to eat.
08:44We won't sit.
08:45You sit down.
08:46We will eat together.
08:47You sit down.
08:48All of us will sit.
08:49Don't get up.
08:50You won't sit.
08:51Come.
08:52Sit.
08:53Sit.
08:54Sit.
08:55Sit.
08:56Come.
08:57Come.
08:58Come.
09:01No.
09:27We will get dish now.
09:28How?
09:29Come.
09:30Hey Mr. Bahar, Mr. Bahar, what's up?
09:38You're not sleeping, are you?
09:41Hello, brother Arjun.
09:42Hello, how are you?
09:46New marriage, new family.
09:49You're not sleeping, are you?
09:50Good, good.
09:52We're also going through such a hard time.
09:55My wife passed away after the last ritual.
09:57My wife passed away after the last ritual.
09:59She looks so beautiful.
10:00She's so beautiful.
10:02You look good too.
10:03My wife passed away after the last ritual.
10:05She's a bit crazy.
10:06My wife is a bit crazy.
10:08She talks a lot.
10:10Women talk a lot.
10:13Your wife talks a lot too.
10:15It's not a big deal.
10:17You'll get married soon.
10:19I talk a lot.
10:21You don't understand.
10:23I can't sleep at night.
10:24I go to office all day and come home.
10:26I go to office all day and come home.
10:27I talk to her all night.
10:29You don't understand.
10:30I talk to her all night.
10:33You can do one thing.
10:35You can go to the pharmacy and get a scale.
10:38When she's going to do the ritual,
10:40you can give it to her.
10:41You can do the ritual.
10:42It's no use.
10:53What kind of a person are you?
10:54You're married.
10:55You've started a family.
10:56Don't you know how to do the ritual?
10:57I taught you how to go to the market.
10:59I taught you how to buy green chillies.
11:00I taught you how to break them.
11:01I taught you how to put them in a pot.
11:04I taught you how to see if it's spicy or not.
11:06Green chillies are spicy and sweet.
11:08You brought a bag of chillies.
11:09You brought a bag of chillies.
11:11How am I going to cook for you?
11:13You should eat the chillies from your neighbours.
11:16They're so beautiful.
11:18You don't have to worry about them.
11:20You should eat the chillies from your neighbours.
11:23What's wrong with you?
11:24I'm doing the ritual.
11:25You're not listening to me.
11:27Uncle,
11:28I need your help.
11:53Uncle,
11:58I think he's talking too much.
12:03What?
12:05He's putting too much pressure on the vocal cord.
12:09The vocal cord might get damaged.
12:12It might cause cancer.
12:17Then,
12:18what do we do?
12:19We need to treat him.
12:21Treatment?
12:23But,
12:24it'll cost a lot.
12:26How much?
12:29At least,
12:305 lakhs.
12:31It can cost more.
12:32It can cost 8-10 lakhs.
12:40Doctor, don't worry about the money.
12:42You treat my daughter-in-law.
12:44Treat her vocal cord.
12:46Don't worry about her.
12:48Doctor,
12:49I'll pay you.
12:51I'll pay you.
12:52Please,
12:53start the treatment.
12:54As soon as possible.
12:56I'll try.
12:58But, there's a condition.
12:59What's that?
13:01Don't let your wife talk.
13:05Don't let her say anything.
13:09You have to treat her for a year.
13:11A year?
13:12She can recover after a year.
13:16Then, everything will be fine.
13:17She'll be able to talk again.
13:20I'll do whatever you say.
13:24I'll do it.
13:25I'll do it.
13:49I'll do it.
13:50I'll do it.
14:19I'll do it.
14:49I'll do it.
14:50I'll do it.
14:51I'll do it.
14:52I'll do it.
14:53I'll do it.
14:54I'll do it.
14:55I'll do it.
15:00Here,
15:01have a set of all the spices.
15:03I brought okra,
15:04and green chili.
15:06I know which one is which.
15:09You told me how to buy the chili.
15:12Have this.
15:14Only once,
15:15give it and go.
15:16I am...
15:18Look, everything is burnt.
15:21My tongue is burning.
15:47Doctor,
15:49Doctor, please open your hand.
15:51Doctor, please cure my wife.
15:54She doesn't talk. I can't listen to her.
15:57I feel sick.
16:00Doctor, please.
16:02I will pay you more if I get money.
16:04Please cure her.
16:06I can't live without her for a year.
16:08Why are you laughing?
16:10In my condition, you...
16:12She is...
16:14You are laughing too.
16:16Why?
16:18What's going on here? I don't understand.
16:20I am laughing because you are a guinea pig.
16:23Guinea what?
16:25Guinea pig. Meaning, guinea pig.
16:27You have to run an exam on it.
16:29I don't understand what you are saying.
16:31And why are you addressing me as you?
16:33You are addressing me as you.
16:35Because you are my nephew's son-in-law.
16:37Who is your nephew?
16:39Chaman.
16:41My maternal uncle's daughter.
16:43You have become so irresistible.
16:45I can't tolerate you.
16:47So, I have planned to make you a guinea pig.
16:50I have seen that you are actually a dad.
16:57I don't love you anymore.
17:00Why?
17:02Because you never loved me.
17:04Today, you loved me.
17:06I mean, if there is no love,
17:08then there is no love.
17:10Isn't it?
17:11Oh my God!
17:14You didn't do the right thing.
17:17Yes, I didn't do the right thing.
17:20But if I didn't do the right thing,
17:22then how would I know that my son-in-law loves me so much?
17:31Why are we laughing?
17:33Because today we are going to laugh.
17:36I have been standing next to you for so long.
17:39I have been sitting next to your bike.
17:42But you didn't even move.
17:45So, today I am going to move with you.
17:48But today, we are going to go home early.
17:51Why?
17:53Because you are so noisy.
17:55I haven't heard your footsteps for so many days.
17:57My ears are restless.
18:03To tell you the truth,
18:05you haven't spoken to me for so many days.
18:07I have a fight inside.
18:09But...
18:11But what?
18:13But,
18:15a person who loves someone,
18:17doesn't love only the qualities of that person.
18:19A person is a person who has both good and bad qualities.
18:24So, naturally,
18:26that person loves that person.
18:28Yes,
18:30I know my son-in-law's character,
18:32but I still love my son-in-law.
18:34I don't have any character.
18:36I am a hypocrite.
18:37I don't have any character.
18:39Then, buy me a gold necklace.
18:41Hey, you hypocrite!
18:43Actually...
18:45Actually, what?
18:47Actually, what?
18:49Actually, I am not in a mood to fight today.
18:51I am in a mood to love.
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