00:00Disclaimer, this video is a mature parody of Nursery Rhymes, and it should not be watched by children.
00:06Does Sleef really have to do this?
00:10Seriously? Has Sleef really hit the bottom of the barrel already?
00:16Well that's what you'll think!
00:19Ugh, alright, Sleef will do it.
00:22But know this, when Sleef does something...
00:25Sleef does it SLEEF'S WAY!
00:30SLEEF'S WAY
00:55Hello weaklings, I mean children.
00:58Welcome to Sleef's new show.
01:00If you don't know who Sleef is, then consider your lives filled with a vast emptiness.
01:11Due to the lack of Sleef, you might know Sleef from his signature saga, which Sleef starred in, edited, wrote, produced, executive produced, and directed.
01:23Which can't be said for many else.
01:26Anyway, Sleef is here to bring immense joy to the children of the world, while Sleef's mind starts slipping down the crapper.
01:33Today we'll be looking at an old time classic, a little ditty called...
01:38Mary Had a Little Lamb
01:40Ahem, Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb?
01:46Wait, so she had three? It's said three times, so she has three little lambs.
01:51Okay, so she's a shepherd, although Sleef wouldn't imagine.
01:56This girl is like five, right?
01:58What is she doing around those things? They could easily trample her small, frail body.
02:03Sleef just saying.
02:04Yohohohohoho, saying, that's funny.
02:08Sleef funny.
02:10Alright, back to business.
02:12Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
02:15White as snow? More like white as bone.
02:19Sleef should know, Sleef has broken many bones.
02:23Especially those of the raccoon variety.
02:26And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary...
02:30You know, how about this?
02:32Every time that happens, Sleef will just say the line one time.
02:35And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
02:39Holy Shenron, that goat's a stalker!
02:42I'm sorry, is Sleef the only one that sees this?
02:45I think we have a conspiracy on our hands, people.
02:48Hold your kids, hold your valuables, hold your cats!
02:51The goats are coming, and they're coming for our souls!
02:54But they won't have Sleef's!
03:09Are you kidding me? That was my car!
03:12Sleef is safe once again from the goat menace!
03:15He followed her to school one day, which was against the rules.
03:18Well, duh! If Sleef decided to take a wolverine to a dog park, it'd still be against the rules!
03:24Well, not if the wolverine eats the cub first!
03:27He made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school.
03:30If Sleef saw a goat walk into his house, Sleef would break its legs!
03:33Then Sleef would eat it!
03:35Goats are an excellent source of protein, you know!
03:38And so the teacher turned it out, but it still lingered near.
03:42Well good on the sensei, I mean, teacher.
03:44Keep that stalker goat away from Mary!
03:47He waited patiently about, till Mary did appear.
03:50Again, the stalking! When will it end?!
03:54Why does the lamb love Mary so? The eager children cried.
03:58You're not helping! These children are demons!
04:01Someone needs to take them out!
04:03Oh, Sleef doesn't mean you, dear children. Keep watching.
04:07Alright, last line.
04:09Why Mary loves the lamb, you know, the teacher did reply.
04:12First, it was child labor.
04:15Then, it was stalking.
04:18Now, it's freaking BETEALITY!
04:22Wait a second, Sleef thinks he gets her now, don't you see?
04:26The child labor, the goat following the child wherever they go,
04:30and the distinctive hype of sexual tension between Mary and the goat!
04:34Oh my Shenron!
04:37This isn't a nursery rhyme!
04:38It's a tool designed to indoctrinate children into bestiality!
04:43Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of this before?
04:46For centuries, we've been raising our children on this sick, immoral rhetoric!
04:51This must stop now!
04:53Throw out your books! Burn your mother goose!
04:56We must fight this tyranny before it's too late!
04:59It's not too late to save the children!
05:01There's still hope! There's still!
05:03Well, that's all the time Sleef has today, kids.
05:09Join me next time for another...
05:15Oh thank goodness he's out!
05:18Yeah, who got this brute hired anyway?
05:20Some guy, I don't know, his agent probably.
05:23Agent? What crackpot would want to be this guy's agent?
05:28The Sleefery Optics!
05:33Seriously? Has Sleef really hit the bottom of the barrel already?
05:38Well, that's what you'll think!
05:42Uh, alright. Sleef will do it.
05:45I know this! When Sleef does something...
05:48Sleef does it!
05:50Sleef's way!
05:54Ain't I a stinker?
06:03Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
06:09Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
06:14And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
06:20And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
06:25It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day
06:37It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules
06:42It made the children laugh and play, laugh and play, laugh and play
06:48It made the children laugh and play to see a lamb at school
06:55Venturemon! Studios!
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