00:00what up y'all we back again this is top things ever since Hawk Tua the world has
00:19never been the same
00:30all beer connoisseurs understand that every drop matters
01:00oh we've been waiting for this big wave let's see how it looks
01:09oh I like it man it's good size I mean I like it a lot
01:28oh wow it turns on too that's crazy yeah it's a flashlight this is a flashlight
01:34yeah
01:39thank you
01:50all he has to do is color his nipples white and he can enter any building
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03:28Oh, this is just, uh, right into your pocket, it's fine.
03:36Thanks! Aww, so sweet. Thanks.
03:40Thanks.
03:43This is a happy 30th birthday.
04:04Love is contagious, but so are gag reflexes.
04:10Where?
04:12F**k
04:14I want to sleep
04:16We arrived late
04:18Let me sleep
04:41Could she have been trying to activate her force fields?
04:52Bro, check out this sick ollie
04:54I'll bet
04:56Ready?
04:58What the f**k?
05:00That's my fragrance
05:04Is it the one million?
05:06It is
05:08Blood orange, that is a sexy fragrance
05:10Oh man
05:12That makes me happy
05:14How he managed to survive until this age
05:16Is truly amazing
05:24P.O.V.
05:26When you have to buy a contraption to put your dog in
05:28So he doesn't bite you
05:30When cutting his nails
05:38He's like P.O.V.
05:48Oh s**t I can't breathe
06:00He literally looks like a little
06:04It's like a prop in our kitchen
06:08This is how I run through my house at night
06:10After offing the lights
06:12Before the demons can get me
06:38What is this?
06:40Sashimi
07:08What the f**k?
07:16What the f**k is such?
07:24A genius marketer will have
07:26Whatever quality of product
07:28Flying off the shelves
07:30As you can see
07:32People are lining up for our new double decker pizza
07:34Your favorite classics
07:36It's baked out to the max
07:38With cheese on top and gooey stretchy melting cheese below
07:40Grab yours today at your local pizza hut
07:42Because the hut's got you covered
07:44Oh sir, sir
07:46You dropped some
07:48You dropped my heart because you're looking good baby
07:50Gosh damn
07:56Are you ready for me?
07:58Here I come
08:06Oh
08:12Oh
08:22Watch this kids
08:24Only streak in the game
08:26Only streak
08:32F**king
08:34When you didn't get the initial reaction you wanted
08:36So you have to try again
09:04Okay
09:06What are you going to do?
09:08What?
09:10The leading cause of breakups
09:12And divorces
09:14Is poor communication
09:16Let's take a picture
09:18Not like this
09:20Like this
09:22On the other side
09:26We have to make a heart
09:28Heart
09:34Heart
09:36Heart
09:38Heart
09:40Heart
09:44Why my sausage is screaming
09:46Magic
09:49What are you doing?
09:51Who gets the last laugh?
09:53In the end...
09:56Wins
09:58Laugh
10:00Laugh
10:02I don't want to do it, though.
10:30How I imagine it looks like when you're held hostage in the jungle by a monkey.
10:57Woo!
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11:26Apparently the head massager is meant to relieve stress and reduce tension, but how much of
11:32that is actually true?
11:55When they finally divorce, guess who's the lucky guy to take the blame for it?
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13:06Yeah!
13:07Yeah!
13:08That's shit!
13:09That's shit.
13:10That is shit.
13:11That is poo!
13:12Woo!
13:13Woo!
13:14A turd!
13:15Ooying!
13:16Haha!
13:17It's not the snakes in the garden he should be worried about, but the snake holding the
13:18phone that tricks him.
13:19You think which one's no good?
13:20This one right here.
13:21Huh?
13:22I said I think this one's no good.
13:23Oh, babe, anything else? Hey, babe, don't freak out, but there's a snake behind you. No, I'm not kidding
13:31Babe, I'm not. Where? It's literally right over here at the gate. I just seen it sneak up. At the gate? At the gate.
13:37No, no, no, no
13:40No, babe, swear, bro. Are you fucking playing? Cause you got the phone out, bro. I'm not kidding. Angela, stop, bro
13:48Stop, bro. It really is, bro. Are you just gonna stand there? Angela, I'm scared, bro. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
13:53Bro, are you lying? No, I'm being for real. Oh
13:58Swear, bro. Swear
14:07Did you just throw my
14:23How you doing, you good?
14:27Wait, what the fuck?
14:30Yeah, dude, yeah
14:33Oh
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