00:00 *sounds of a broken phone*
00:09 *sounds of a broken phone*
00:10 Fuck you my nigga!
00:12 *sounds of a broken phone*
00:13 Fuck you my nigga!
00:15 *sounds of a broken phone*
00:17 I convinced dad to help me prank mom with a fork through a fake tongue prank.
00:22 *sobs*
00:28 You have to ring your ambulance or something.
00:30 What have you done?
00:32 How did you do it?
00:33 Oh Lisa!
00:35 Oh for fuck sake!
00:38 *laughs*
00:40 Oh my fucking heart.
00:42 I didn't need that today.
00:45 *laughs*
00:47 No! Oh don't do that to me!
00:51 *laughs*
00:53 *sounds of a broken phone*
01:08 Mmm. That's a black king right there.
01:13 Welcome home my brother.
01:16 I'll see you at the barbecue.
01:18 *sounds of a broken phone*
01:25 What the fuck?
01:27 What the F? What was that?
01:30 I ain't never seen no beautiful human being like this.
01:34 I know I'm a beautiful angel so what? You never seen a belum to a star?
01:38 Hmm.
01:40 Have you seen that before?
01:42 *laughs*
01:47 Bro you ever seen that before?
01:49 *laughs*
01:53 Jesus.
01:55 What's this world coming to?
01:57 *laughs*
01:58 I deliver food like I deliver wrap.
02:00 Steaming hot.
02:02 I got the facts in this backpack.
02:04 The back the facts back.
02:05 Ooh! Platinum plaques.
02:07 I can get you quite a few of those.
02:09 Cause I got no distractions.
02:11 I got no hoes.
02:12 Hoes hoes. Santa. Merry Christmas.
02:14 Even though it's August and I'm Jewish.
02:16 Who wish? I wish.
02:18 You would take me inside and sign me.
02:20 New York.
02:22 Concrete jungles where dreams are made of.
02:26 There's nothing you can't do.
02:30 When you're in New York.
02:34 What the car doing?
02:38 *talking*
02:50 These are the 5 things that poor people do that rich people do not do.
02:55 Poor people they're not thinking.
02:57 Rich people always have the ideas that make it go the way they want it to be.
03:01 Number 2.
03:03 Poor people get sick because they eat food like potato chips and so on.
03:07 Rich people? Filet mignon.
03:09 Poor people are too loud. Always screaming in the street.
03:12 Rich people shhh.
03:14 These are my ideas for me.
03:16 Number 4.
03:18 Poor people they're not good guys.
03:20 Rich people are Christians.
03:22 And last but not the least.
03:24 Poor people.
03:26 But rich people.
03:28 Now do you see?
03:32 *talking*
03:39 No you c*****
03:41 Hey guys I was asked to do boyfriend haul.
03:43 This is my boyfriend.
03:45 I got the compact version because he was half off at the store.
03:51 He came with really cool accessories.
03:55 Like Hot Wheels.
03:57 You are a wanker.
03:59 And 3 gold medals.
04:03 So I think that he came with them.
04:07 He has selective hearing so if he is playing video games he can't hear me.
04:14 He only speaks one language so he makes up Spanish words in front of my mom.
04:20 A couple things about this one.
04:25 He has a mind of his own I'm still trying to train him.
04:29 Another great feature of him is he's not a sneaker head.
04:35 And he never misses just mentions.
04:40 You're done for.
04:42 He's really top ass.
04:46 He also drives me insane.
04:50 You're done.
04:52 You're absolutely done.
04:54 *talking*
05:00 When the neighbors dog brings my dog home.
05:03 *talking*
05:09 *ding*
05:11 *walking*
05:38 *sipping*
05:43 *purring*
05:45 *barking*
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