00:00Um, I'm not Olivia Rodrigo.
00:02Sorry, love driver's license.
00:05Hi, Cosmo, I'm Ariana Greenblatt.
00:07Today, I'll be going through some famous scenarios
00:10and telling you how I would handle them.
00:13This is If It Were Me.
00:16Okay, so the first set of scenarios
00:17are based on pop culture.
00:20Dakota Johnson said,
00:21the Nepo Baby debate is lame and boring.
00:24If people try to discredit your success
00:26by calling you a Nepo Baby,
00:28how would you handle the criticism?
00:30They do.
00:31They do.
00:32Don't know why, don't know how.
00:34It's funny, because the internet,
00:35you can't really defend yourself,
00:38because then it's just kind of embarrassing.
00:40So, I just hear noise and la la la la la.
00:43There's not much you can do.
00:45But also, if you worked hard, go off.
00:48In Euphoria, Cassie secretly starts dating
00:51Maddie's ex behind her back.
00:54How would you handle your best friend doing this to you?
00:57Ha ha!
00:58LOL.
01:00I think I'd handle it just how Maddie did.
01:03Beat a bitch up.
01:05Yeah, no, I might throw hands.
01:08I actually would be more upset that my best friend did it.
01:10I wouldn't really care about the ex.
01:12Be like, okay, goodbye.
01:13But that's betrayal.
01:15Has anything like this ever happened to you?
01:17I've been a witness to it happening before.
01:19I'm like, tee, tee, tee, tee.
01:20But absolutely not, thank God.
01:22Also, my best friends, we have very different types,
01:25so I'll never have to worry about that.
01:27My best friend definitely likes the nerdy vibe,
01:29but I kind of like the more like,
01:31have a tattoo, you know what I mean?
01:33Tom Holland is infamously known
01:36for accidentally revealing Marvel spoilers.
01:39What would you do if you leaked a major spoiler
01:42to one of your blockbuster films?
01:44I feel like I have before.
01:46I'm like, queen spoiler.
01:48I feel like it only happens on live,
01:50and I never try to do that.
01:52But I remember a couple years ago,
01:53I went live and leaked something about Borderlands,
01:56and I was like, oh, I gotta go.
02:00But I think the hardest thing to keep a secret in general
02:02was probably the episode I did for Star Wars,
02:05because I was doing stunt training in London by myself,
02:09filming Barbie in a London park to go home and then film it.
02:13And everyone was like, why do you have foam lightsabers?
02:15I'm like, I don't know, it's just a hobby.
02:17Like, leave me alone.
02:18In High School Musical, Gabriella had to choose
02:21between the musical with Troy or the Scholastic Decathlon
02:24if it were you.
02:27Would you ditch your prior commitment
02:27to follow your passion?
02:29Yeah.
02:31I am singing with Troy.
02:33I'm not doing the Decathlon, absolutely.
02:35Honestly, if something comes up and you're like,
02:37I can't not, then do it.
02:39Follow your passion, whatevs.
02:41I know she's not gonna regret not going
02:43to the Scholastic Decathlon, so she'll be good.
02:47In The Kardashians, Kim told Kourtney
02:50that she is the least interesting to look at.
02:53Like, hell no.
02:55If your sister said that to you on TV,
02:57how would you respond?
02:58If I had a sister and she said that to me on TV,
03:00I'd be like, goodbye.
03:01I'd be pretty mad.
03:02I don't know how Kourtney handled that.
03:04If you're like, debating with someone
03:05and you go for physical appearance,
03:07ha, you lost, take the O.
03:09That is it for the pop culture section.
03:12These scenarios are based off of hypothetical situations,
03:15not based off of anyone real or any real things
03:18that have happened, I promise.
03:21All right, so your boyfriend does an interview
03:24and says that he's more of the catch in the relationship.
03:27How would you respond if your significant other
03:29said this about you?
03:33I'd be like, I beg to differ,
03:35because that's just wrong, and he'd be lying.
03:38You develop feelings for your co-star
03:40and confess your love, but they don't feel
03:43the same about you.
03:45How do you continue working with them?
03:47See, this is something you'll never catch me doing.
03:50Mm-mm, I will never, I could be in love with you,
03:52but I'm not gonna tell you until we're wrapped,
03:55and there's not a sequel or a season two,
03:57like goodbye, you know what I mean?
03:58But it's not cute or fun if it goes wrong,
04:03but me, I'm in my la-la land all the time.
04:05I could work with anybody, and I mean,
04:07usually they're literally adults,
04:09so I'm like, hey, mom and dad,
04:10but if I were to work with a teenage boy...
04:15Anywho, don't do it, okay?
04:18Make your project, talk to your hair and makeup people
04:21about it, and move on, that's what I do.
04:25You show up to the premiere of your friend's film
04:28and get booed while walking the carpet
04:29because they don't want you there?
04:31Uh-uh, how would you respond to the haters?
04:34If I heard a boo that was to me,
04:37you bet your bottom dollar I'm leaving.
04:39I'm going home, okay?
04:41I'll text my friend, congrats boo-thing.
04:44Why are we booing?
04:45Like, we're not in a cartoon.
04:46Like, I think of booing as like a cartoon,
04:47like, let's wake up, we're in real life, knock knock.
04:51I don't need to be anywhere, I'm not wanted.
04:53That is my rule.
04:54If I'm in a room and I'm not wanted,
04:56let's not waste my time and energy.
04:59Okay, someone approaches you
05:00and says they're your biggest fan,
05:02but you realize they're confusing you,
05:04ah, with another A-lister.
05:06How do you handle the situation?
05:09I'd be like, I'm their biggest fan too,
05:12and I understand where you're coming from,
05:14and I'm sorry I'm not her,
05:16and I hope this was a lovely experience for you.
05:19Would you ever pretend to just be that person
05:21and make them happy?
05:22No.
05:23The only time I was, like, confused for somebody else,
05:26I was with Maddie Ziegler at Jingle Ball iHeart Radio,
05:28and we were presenting Sabrina Carpenter.
05:30I was walking with Maddie,
05:31and I think they thought I was Olivia Rodrigo,
05:33because I had my hair, like, down and, like, a red lip,
05:36and I was like, um, I'm not Olivia Rodrigo.
05:40Sorry, love driver's license.
05:43No.
05:45You realize the guy you've been seeing
05:47sold a story to TMZ about you being a diva on set.
05:51How would you confront him?
05:53I'd be like, not that she's muscle, like, what is this?
05:56I think I'd be like, you liar and a fraud,
05:59you snake, how dare you?
06:00And then I'd be like, bet that up, game time,
06:04and I'd start a war,
06:05and I'd tell someone he, like, smells or something.
06:09But I'm not a diva, so he'd be a liar and a cheat.
06:12Your outfit for a red carpet is going viral online,
06:16and being turned into a meme.
06:19How do you handle people mocking you?
06:21That's kind of a nightmare for me.
06:23You're a meme?
06:24Like, people, no, can't do that.
06:25Never step foot out of the house again.
06:27Fashion is subjective, so I could see something,
06:29and I'm like, wow, that's hideous,
06:30and then another, great, camp, love that so much.
06:33So I guess just, like, go back to the drawing board,
06:37and sit down with your stylist and be like,
06:39what did you do to me?
06:40I made myself a meme,
06:42because I just wore this sick Tom Brown outfit,
06:44but then I was like, the inspo was the little lad.
06:47He was like, berries and cream, berries and cream.
06:50I got ahead of the haters.
06:51That is what I would do if it were me.
06:54Don't take my advice.
06:55Go watch Borderlands.
06:57I love you all so much.
06:59Mwah!
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