00:00Well, the car's been on the lot for hours, man.
00:04Hey, look, if you want, I can have somebody knock on the window.
00:07I think he's...
00:08What? What? You think what?
00:10I think he's entertaining somebody.
00:13Do we have insurance for homicide?
00:15You know what? We had three deaths on the banger, sister.
00:18Don't worry about it.
00:22That's him. Jesus Christ.
00:25Look at him.
00:28Okay, let's go.
00:30Mr. Lioncourt, hi, I'm Mark Johnson.
00:32I'm the executive producer.
00:34We talked on the phone a couple of times.
00:36We're really excited about the documentary.
00:38I don't remember you.
00:40Okay.
00:41Hey, man, thanks for the tickets last night.
00:43Great show.
00:45You have 45 minutes, anytime.
00:47Who the fuck are you?
00:48This is Christine Clare. I'm Mr. Lioncourt's lawyer.
00:51Hair and makeup now.
00:53Do I look like I need you?
00:58Now, don't try to turn around.
01:02There's a goblet on the table.
01:04You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please?
01:06Thank you.
01:08We need to wire you for sound.
01:10I hope you don't mind.
01:12The camera we're gonna be using is called an Interitron.
01:15I'll be sitting here, but you'll see my face in the camera.
01:18Like we're talking to each other,
01:20and you don't have to just stare at an empty camera lens.
01:23Your sound man is dehydrated.
01:25We'll, uh, okay, we'll get him some water.
01:27Get him some water, please.
01:29All right, let's fucking go, people.
01:3043 minutes.
01:31Shut the fuck up.
01:32We're rolling.
01:33Take one. Take one.
01:34Rolling.
01:35Rolling.
01:36Mm-hmm.
01:37And action.
01:39Okay, we're gonna start.
01:40Could you state your name for the camera?
01:45Justin Bieber.
01:47I see you have my book there.
01:49What do you think of...
01:50Oh, my God.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:57Excuse me.
01:59Give me a second here.
02:01Daniel, are you okay?
02:03I am the vampire Lestat.
02:05Why are we pushing?
02:06I'm immortal.
02:07I'm not kidding. It's him.
02:09More or less.
02:10The light of the sun.
02:11Can somebody get him a glass of water?
02:13The sustained heat of an intense fire.
02:16These things might destroy me,
02:20then again,
02:22they might not.
02:49Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah
02:56Why the long face,
02:58my pretty baby?
03:00I've got long fangs.
03:02Come appraise me.
03:04Bring your long steaks.
03:06That doesn't phase me.
03:11I'm an actor
03:13in my makeup.
03:15I get fatter
03:17when we break up.
03:19What does it matter
03:21who I take up?
03:27Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah
03:34Another face,
03:35another year,
03:36another place,
03:37another tear.
03:38Pick up the pace,
03:39rack up the fears.
03:40Now we're having fun.
03:47Yeah, we're having fun.
