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00:00Okay, so this is the magic, right?
00:02Yes, this is the magic.
00:03Give it back.
00:04Why?
00:05GIVE IT BACK!
00:05If you don't give it back, I'll have a lot of problems and then I'll take it back.
00:14Hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15How are you?
00:16I'm good, thank you.
00:17I'd like to order three shampoos.
00:19Okay, one with oil and one with organic shampoo.
00:31Hello.
00:32Hello. How are you?
00:34How are you?
00:35I'm good, thank you.
00:36I'm good, thank you.
00:37What do you want?
00:38Nothing, I just wanted to order three shampoos.
00:42Okay, I'll take it.
00:43Okay, I'll take it.
00:44I'll order three shampoos.
00:46If you don't remember, I'll remind you.
00:49If you have any doubts, I'll go to the shop and ask for a discount.
00:54I don't remember.
00:56Okay, I'll tell you something.
01:00I went to the shop last night.
01:02I didn't go to the shop.
01:04But when I went out of the shop, I saw a lot of people.
01:07I didn't know that the shop was so big.
01:09Now that I'm here, it's so hot.
01:12I've been talking to people for two hours.
01:15Do you have any problem?
01:16No, I don't have any problem.
01:29Hi.
01:30Hi.
01:31How are you?
01:32I'm good.
01:33How are you?
01:34I'm good.
01:35How are you?
01:36I'm good.
01:37How are you?
01:38I'm good.
01:39How are you?
01:40I'm good.
01:41How are you?
01:42I'm good.
01:43How are you?
01:44I'm good.
01:45How are you?
01:46I'm good.
01:47How are you?
01:48I'm good.
01:49How are you?
01:50I'm good.
01:51How are you?
01:52I'm good.
01:53How are you?
01:54I'm good.
01:55How are you?
01:56I'm good.
01:57How are you?
01:58How are you?
01:59How are you?
02:00How are you?
02:01Good, thank you.
02:02How are you?
02:03What do you want?
02:04No, nothing.
02:06Did you come back from the workout?
02:09Is everything alright?
02:10Yes, everything is fine.
02:15Did you go to the hospital?
02:17No, I didn't.
02:18but we have bad news.
02:19Every day there were people who went to the the hospital.
02:22I went alone.
02:25I didn't even tell my wife how it felt.
02:26And the part time jobseekers have been coming here for 10 years.
02:27I'll give you back the shampoo and oil, and I'll let the shopkeeper do it.
02:31If he comes to me one day, I'll give you back the soap.
02:33No, no, I don't have any problem with that.
02:45Man, I've run out of the package.
02:47Manager!
02:48Yes?
02:49Come here.
02:50Yes, what is it?
02:51I've run out of the package.
02:52Give me the Wi-Fi password.
02:53Wi-Fi password?
02:54No, no, I don't have any problem with that.
02:56I'll give you back the shampoo and oil, and I'll let the shopkeeper do it.
02:58If he comes to me one day, I'll give you back the Wi-Fi password.
03:00I'll give you back the shampoo and oil, and I'll let the shopkeeper do it.
03:02No, no, I don't have any problem with that.
03:05Let's connect, okay?
03:06Yes.
03:15How are you?
03:16How are you?
03:17I've come to the hospital.
03:18How are you?
03:19What do you mean?
03:20Did you go to the emergency ward or what?
03:22I didn't go to the emergency ward.
03:23I went to the mental hospital.
03:24You're going to the other side, too.
03:25You're not going anywhere either.
03:27I didn't go to the other side.
03:28I was surprised that she was lying.
03:29Look at me.
03:30I've run out of shampoo and oil.
03:31I've run out of shampoo and oil.
03:32I've run out of shampoo and oil.
03:33I've been to the barber's, he's always like this.
03:34He's not coming back.
03:35Now he says he's done it.
03:36He's never coming back.
03:38Listen.
03:39If a man like me does something like this,
03:40he'll get worried about us.
03:41You go to the embassy.
03:43I'm going back to Chir.
03:45No, no, I'm not doing anything like this, okay?
03:46You're one of us, talk to each other.
03:47We have our own problems.
03:49I don't want to be a burden on you.
03:52No, no, no.
03:53No, no, no.
03:57What are you doing here?
03:59My brother and I have a lot of problems.
04:01But we don't do things like this.
04:03This is what we do.
04:05We have a saffron specialty.
04:07A saffron specialty?
04:08Yes.
04:09Hello.
04:10Hello.
04:11All my brothers and sisters-in-law thank you.
04:13Today I came from Delhi...
04:15to see you all.
04:17Why did you come from Delhi?
04:19Am I not the king of the city?
04:20Am I not the king of the city?
04:21That's what my brother is saying.
04:23You shouldn't have come from Delhi...
04:24to see the whole village.
04:25You should have seen the entire village.
04:26This is how you should be treated here.
04:28That's why?
04:29That's why.
04:30We are sorry.
04:31We are sorry.
04:32But we didn't come to visit you.
04:33We are not coming to see you.
04:34We came because we wanted to.
04:35We are sorry.
04:36But this is not a problem.
04:37Razzamala, where are you?
04:39Come here
04:43You are only after me. Razzamala, look at this
04:45No, I came here for cosmetics
04:47Why are you here?
04:49Razzamala, look at this. I have a beard
04:51Razzamala, look at this. I have a beard
04:53I don't want to see your face
04:55Razzamala, look at this
04:57Look up
04:59Look up
05:01Look at the other side
05:03Look at the other side
05:05Look up
05:07Look at the other side
05:11Where did you get this?
05:13Don't call me that
05:15You always came to my house
05:17and used to be my장
05:20Look at me, I didn't come to your house
05:22and you are wearing this
05:24I don't need to wear this
05:26I like it
05:28Don't call me that
05:30Wifi is on the other side
05:32Connect with me
05:34Should I connect you to the Wi-Fi or not?
05:35Sure, sure.
05:35Margari, look, Margari doesn't have a bag,
05:37so connect me to the Wi-Fi.
05:39Wi-Fi password?
05:39Yes.
05:40It's been a long time since I've seen you.
05:42First of all, you came here alone and brought Margari with you.
05:44This is not the first time you've done something like this.
05:46What do you think?
05:47I don't know what you're talking about.
05:48You're the one who brought me here.
05:50I didn't think I'd come here alone.
05:51And no, you're my brother.
05:53You don't know how to do this.
05:55If you don't know how to do it,
05:56I'll take you back to Shimpudar.
05:58I'll take you back to the shop,
06:00and I'll give you a 50% discount on the rent.
06:02Or I'll send you to someone else.
06:03For example, I'll send you my password.
06:06I'll send it to you.
06:07I don't know your name.
06:08First of all, connect me to the Wi-Fi, okay?
06:10First of all, it's fun.
06:11It's fun.
06:11Wi-Fi.
06:12Free Wi-Fi.
06:12Thank you very much.
06:13First of all,
06:14did I tell you that Imran Khan is coming to see me in the news?
06:17Yes, he's coming to see me every morning.
06:19People say it's a big deal.
06:21Oh, it's going to be a lot of fun.
06:22Yes, it is.
06:23And when he comes, will you send him or not?
06:25No, we're going to spend the night here.
06:27Well, that's a good thing.
06:29Yes, it is.
06:31Laila,
06:32arrange for a car like this.
06:34I don't have a car.
06:35I don't even have a jeep.
06:37I don't even have a car.
06:38I'll fix it for you.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:54Oh, my God.
07:02Hello.
07:03I'm going to get you a blanket.
07:05I'm going to get you a blanket.
07:06Look at this.
07:07This is magic.
07:08This is magic.
07:09Look at this.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Fix this car.
07:19What is this for?
07:20What is this for?
07:21Fix the car or not?
07:22That's Mawlana Bijligar's business.
07:24He doesn't even listen to me.
07:26I was very busy in the morning.
07:27That's why I went to the car.
07:29Thank you.
07:29Do this.
07:30Go to your room.
07:31I'll get you a blanket.
07:32When it gets cold,
07:33I'll give you a blanket.
07:34Go.
07:35Wait a minute.
07:36Wait.
07:37This is magic, right?
07:38Yes, it is magic.
07:39Go back.
07:40Why?
07:41Go back.
07:42I said, wait.
07:43I'll get you a blanket.
07:44I'll get you a blanket.
07:45Go back.
07:46I said, go back.
07:47Go back.
07:48Go back.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51You're a fool.
07:52You don't have shampoo or oil.
07:54You keep telling me to go back.
07:55Go back.
07:56Go back.
07:57Go back.
07:58This is a blanket.
07:59It's a blanket.
08:00Go back.
08:02What are you doing?
08:03What are you doing here?
08:04I didn't sleep in the car.
08:05I slept on a sofa.
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