00:00What's your name?
00:02What's your name?
00:04First, back or front?
00:06Back!
00:08I like it!
00:10Brother!
00:12What's your name?
00:14What's your name?
00:16What's your name?
00:18What's your name?
00:20What's your name?
00:22I'll be right back.
00:24What's your name?
00:26What's your name?
00:28I'm not getting the benefits, I'm getting the losses.
00:34What's this?
00:36What's this?
00:38I'm taller than him.
00:42I'll hit him on his face.
00:44Tell me the truth, sir.
00:46What did you learn from Nagar Pahalwan?
00:48Don't cry.
00:50Don't cry.
00:52If you cry, I'll laugh.
00:54Oh, God!
00:56Without a day,
00:58Without a day,
01:00Without a day,
01:02My daughter's marriage will be called off.
01:04He's misbehaving in my house.
01:06He's taking over my house.
01:08Hey!
01:10Are you going to vacate this old man's house or not?
01:12Are you going to vacate this old man's house or not?
01:14No!
01:16I'm not doing that.
01:18Oh, God!
01:20You're misbehaving.
01:22Oh, God!
01:24You're misbehaving.
01:26Vacate my house.
01:28Vacate my house.
01:30Enough!
01:32Did you hear what Nagar Pahalwan said?
01:34Your daughter's marriage will be called off.
01:36No!
01:38I'm not doing that.
01:40Oh, God!
01:42You're the son of a lion.
01:44He's misbehaving.
01:46You're misbehaving.
01:48Go away.
01:50Oh, wow!
01:52I'm never getting married
01:54I'm never getting married
01:56without fighting.
01:58without fighting.
02:00without fighting.
02:02without fighting.
02:04Come, come.
02:06I've done a lot of work for you.
02:08I'll teach you a lesson.
02:10I don't want to fight.
02:12You don't want to fight?
02:14The poor fellow who lives in the jungle says,
02:16Where are you going, Kaudu?
02:18He said, go ahead, I'll carry it for you.
02:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:24He's turning the key in his ear.
02:26I said, what are you doing?
02:27He said, I'm not starting.
02:29I said, I'll get a stick from behind,
02:30and then we'll start, right?
02:33Where did you get that stick from?
02:34It's so small.
02:35He said, I'm going to put it in a bottle and pour it on him.
02:41He's going to break his bones like this.
02:45In the middle of the river, people are drowning,
02:48they're dying, they're eating dogs.
02:50Sometimes one man's face is torn,
02:51sometimes the other man's, sometimes the third man's.
02:53I said, what are you doing?
02:54He said, I'm looking for a connector.
02:55I said, go ahead, I'll get it.
02:59He's a good man, isn't he?
03:01He's not just a rascal.
03:02Yes, he is.
03:03His father is a big rascal.
03:05Don't do it, Gaude.
03:06Don't do it.
03:06You should really do it, sir.
03:08Don't do it.
03:09Whenever you say it, your father will regret it, sir.
03:12Really?
03:13He even regretted going to the bathroom once.
03:15Yes.
03:16He didn't even take a shower.
03:17Darn.
03:18Oh, dear.
03:25This is their stick.
03:27Oh!
03:28Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:33Yes, Gaude, yes.
03:34Yes, yes, yes.
03:36Right here.
03:36Right here.
03:37Right here?
03:38Yes, yes, yes.
03:38Right here.
03:39Yes, yes, yes.
03:40Yes.
03:41Right here.
03:43He's a lion, brother.
03:44Yes, yes, yes.
03:45He's the king of Gujranwala.
03:46He'll eat all of us.
03:48Yes, yes, yes.
03:49Right?
03:49Yes, brother.
03:50What have you cooked for your wife at home?
03:52She says, I've cooked potatoes.
03:53Oh, my God, brother.
03:54Potatoes every day, potatoes every day, potatoes every day.
03:55You don't even let me eat.
03:57I tell my son, come inside.
03:58I've bought two potatoes for 20 rupees.
04:03Oh!
04:05She's married.
04:06Her old lady wants a divorce after a month.
04:08She says, she's a buffalo.
04:10She says, he's a buffalo, and she wants a divorce.
04:12I told her, I'll divorce you.
04:14But she didn't let me tell you this.
04:16Now,
04:18Zafri's father died!
04:20On his mother.
04:22Oh!
04:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
04:26He's the head priest of Karachi.
04:28Oh, I see.
04:30He's serving them.
04:32He's serving them.
04:34Oh, I see.
04:36He's serving them.
04:38Oh, I see.
04:44He's the head priest of Mubariz Khan?
04:46Yes.
04:48He's the priest who's serving people?
04:50Yes.
04:52He's the priest who's serving people?
04:54He's not a priest.
04:56He's the driver of the two-wheel bus.
04:58He's not a priest.
05:00I asked him, what does your father do?
05:04He looks at the watch and says, I do it.
05:15Have some shame, you're talking about the right hand.
05:18He says, I'm walking from Gujarat to Lahore.
05:21I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking.
05:23I've reached my work, I've taken off my sheet.
05:25My face is like this, I've come back.
05:31I was sitting in the plane, the plane was running at night.
05:34I went to the pilot, he said,
05:36I've been waiting for two hours, what are you doing on the road?
05:42A man was sitting in the plane.
05:47He said, I'm going out, I'm going out, I'm going out.
05:50I said, uncle, whoever you are sitting on the plane,
05:52he has to go inside.
05:55Very nice.
05:58He's been sitting in the plane for 10-15 days.
06:00The plane didn't take off.
06:01Why?
06:02Because he's sitting in the market town.
06:06Come in.
06:07Come in.
06:08Come in.
06:09So, Angrar tells his wife,
06:10after the wedding, you have to come to my house.
06:13She says, what's the use of the wedding if I have to go again?
06:20Look, keep quiet.
06:21Yes.
06:24I'm telling you.
06:26He opened the shop early in the morning.
06:29He says, give me a kilo of curd.
06:31He says, I don't give it early in the morning.
06:33He says, keep it in the cupboard, I'll take it at 12.
06:40He's been taking CDs of films for four days and nights.
06:42Really?
06:43The police asked him, why are you so scared?
06:45He says, it's my sister's wedding movie.
06:47He says, give me the film, I'll give it to you.
06:50He says, first give me a kilo of oil.
06:55He says, give me twenty.
06:57I'm a famous doctor.
06:59I know.
07:00I'm a serious A.P.T.I.
07:04I've brought a very famous doctor here.
07:07His brother had a baby.
07:09Because of the baby, the money was spent from the village.
07:12After the baby grew up, people started calling him a crook.
07:15They started calling him a crook.
07:20I'm a crook?
07:25Come on.
07:26I'm a crook?
07:29I'm a crook.
07:31Come here.
07:32What?
07:33He called me at 2 am and said,
07:35come to my house at 4 am.
07:36I said, why are you so late?
07:37He said, take the fridge, it's in the cupboard.
07:44These three idiots.
07:46They were playing cards in the jungle.
07:48He's new here, come and see what he's up to.
07:53I don't know where he got the wood from.
07:55He's a civil engineer.
07:57He's married to Khusra.
07:58Khusra?
07:59Yes, he's her son.
08:00Really?
08:01Yes, he's her grandson.
08:03He's neither an old man nor Khusra's son.
08:0550-50.
08:07Oh, God!
08:08He's crying.
08:09Oh, God!
08:10Oh, God!
08:12What do I do?
08:13Hey, let's go.
08:14Yes, what do we do?
08:16He's right.
08:17He's the son of Al-Anni.
08:18What's the name of the city
08:19where Al-Anni was born and the man behind her was born?
08:23I don't know.
08:23Khoti Redi.
08:27Okay.
08:28What's the name of the peacock
08:29that has a cap on its head and the peacock is tied to it?
08:34I can't tell you.
08:35Hukka's.
08:36Hukka's.
08:37Hukka's.
08:39Once, I was taken to Peshawar.
08:41What?
08:42Peshawar?
08:43Once, I was taken to Peshawar and I was sleeping outside.
08:45What?
08:47My sister was giving me my clothes.
08:51So, you went to Peshawar?
08:52Yes, sir.
08:53I went to Peshawar.
08:54The weather was beautiful.
08:55I sang a song.
08:56I felt like singing.
08:57Four or five people stopped me.
08:59What?
08:59I went outside and the ruffian was crying.
09:01I asked him, why are you crying?
09:02He said, I didn't feel like singing.
09:09Where are you going in a motorcycle?
09:11What?
09:11You're wearing a helmet.
09:13Why are you spitting on me?
09:15What are you doing?
09:15Are yourozing your ears?
09:17Okay, I'll spit on you.
09:19You won't stand me.
09:20I'll jump from that briefcase.
09:22I'll jump.
09:23How much did I get scammed dental?
09:25Victory.
09:31Use the car.
09:31Are you going to vacate this house or not?
09:33You don't know anything.
09:34Even if there is a staff,
09:36is there still theutsache left on you?
09:37Adi Inspector,
09:39every time I talk about vacations,
09:41I'm editing a lot.
09:42Yes.
09:43Hello.
09:44Hello.
09:45Hello.
09:46Hello.
09:47Hello.
09:48Hello.
09:49Hello.
09:50Hello.
09:51Hello.
09:52Hello.
09:53Hello.
09:54Hello.
09:55Hello.
09:56Hello.
09:57Hello.
09:58Hello.
09:59Hello.
10:00Hello.
10:01Hello.
10:02Hello.
10:03Hello.
10:04Hello.
10:05Hello.
10:06Hello.
10:07Hello.
10:08Hello.
10:09Hello.
10:10Hello.
10:11Hello.
10:12Hello.
10:13Hello.
10:14Thank you so much for coming.
10:24Thank you so much.
10:33Thank you so much.
10:35Thank you so much papa.
10:38I remember.
10:40I remember.
10:42I was a little bit afraid.
10:44My name is Gawachand.
10:46My name is Gawachand
10:48My name is Gawachand
10:50My name is Gawachand
10:52What's this?
10:54Listen to this.
10:56Madam Noorja had a room up there
10:58when her condition got worse.
11:00and she died here itself.
11:02And her soul is speaking.
11:04It's true.
11:06I don't know what you're saying, Ramdhan Lothi.
11:30You're a barren man.
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