00:00When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty
00:10voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
00:24My mom grew up here.
00:25That old house on the hill.
00:27Wait, the ghost house?
00:28Is your mom Lydia Dietz?
00:30Unfortunately.
00:31She's a legend.
00:32The living.
00:33The dead.
00:34Can they coexist?
00:35Now's my chance.
00:36Ghosts aren't real.
00:37Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.
00:38I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:39Beetlejuice!
00:40Beetlejuice!
00:41Beetlejuice!
00:42I need you to help me save my daughter.
00:43How do I know that you're going to save her?
00:44I don't know.
00:45I don't know.
00:46I don't know.
00:47I don't know.
00:48I don't know.
00:49I don't know.
00:50I don't know.
00:51I don't know.
00:52I don't know.
00:53I don't know.
00:54I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:56I don't know.
00:57How do I know that you're going to keep your word?
00:59I swear on my dead mother's soul.
01:01Yikes.
01:06Bob, you and the boys stand guard.
01:09Nobody gets through.
01:11Let's go, honey.
01:17Recognize this person?
01:18I've never seen that chick before in my life.
01:20Or after life.
01:22Yes!
01:25Are you doing this?
01:26Beetlejuice.
01:27Beetlejuice.
01:28Beetlejuice.
01:29I'm needed upstairs.
01:30Bob, hold down the fort.
01:31Spill your guts.
01:32Who wants to go first?
01:33All right.
01:34I will.
01:35See?
01:36I'm willing to do the work.
01:37I swear, the afterlife is so random.
01:38You're that thing from my dream.
01:39Really?
01:40More nightmares?
01:41More nightmares.
01:42More nightmares.
01:43More nightmares.
01:44More nightmares.
01:45More nightmares.
01:46More nightmares.
01:47More nightmares.
01:48More nightmares.
01:49More nightmares.
01:50More nightmares.
01:51There's really more nightmare material.
01:55Confronting the unknown.
01:57Conquering your fears.
01:58There's nothing harder.
02:00Run!
02:02No!
02:03Bob!
02:05Beetlejuice!
02:07What the f***?
02:10Thank you all for coming to this special occasion, but right now, with like a little privacy.
02:19I don't know.
02:21I don't know.
02:23I don't know.
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02:25I don't know.
02:26I don't know.
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02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
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02:49I don't know.
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