00:00When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty
00:10voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
00:24My mom grew up here.
00:25That old house on the hill.
00:27Wait, the ghost house?
00:28Is your mom Lydia Dietz?
00:30Unfortunately.
00:31She's a legend.
00:32The living.
00:33The dead.
00:34Can they co-exist?
00:35Now's my chance.
00:36Ghosts aren't real.
00:37Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.
00:38I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:39Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
00:40I need you to help me save my daughter.
00:41How do I know that you're gonna save her?
00:42I don't know.
00:43I don't know.
00:44I don't know.
00:45I don't know.
00:46I don't know.
00:47I don't know.
00:48I don't know.
00:49I don't know.
00:50I don't know.
00:51I don't know.
00:52I don't know.
00:53I don't know.
00:54I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:56I don't know.
00:58I don't know.
00:59I don't know.
01:00I don't know.
01:01I don't know.
01:02I don't...
01:03I don't know.
01:04I don't know.
01:05I don't know.
01:06I don't know.
01:07I don't know.
01:08How the fuck are you gonna keep your word?
01:09I swear on my dead mother's soul.
01:10Thanks.
01:11Bob, you and the boys stand guard.
01:12Nobody gets through.
01:13Let's go, honey.
01:14Did you recognize this?
01:15I've never seen a chick before in my life.
01:19Or afterlife.
01:20Are we doing this?
01:26Are we doing this?
01:27Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
01:31I'm needed upstairs.
01:33Bob, go down the fort.
01:37Spill your guts.
01:39Who wants to go first?
01:41All right, I will.
01:43See, I'm willing to do the work.
01:47Where the afterlife is so random.
01:49Do that thing from my dream.
01:50Really more nightmare material.
01:52Confronting the unknown, conquering your fears.
01:58There's nothing harder.
02:05Beetlejuice!
02:07What the f***?
02:10Thank you all for coming to this special occasion,
02:13but right now with like a little privacy.
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