00:00When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty
00:10voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
00:24My mom grew up here.
00:25That old house on the hill.
00:27Wait, the ghost house?
00:28Is your mom Lydia Dietz?
00:30Unfortunately.
00:31She's a legend.
00:32The living.
00:33The dead.
00:34Can they co-exist?
00:35Now's my chance.
00:36Ghosts aren't real.
00:37Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.
00:38I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:39Beetlejuice!
00:40Beetlejuice!
00:41Beetlejuice!
00:42You need to help me save my daughter.
00:43And how do I know that you're dead?
00:44I don't know.
00:45I don't know.
00:46I don't know.
00:47I don't know.
00:48I don't know.
00:49I don't know.
00:50I don't know.
00:51I don't know.
00:52I don't know.
00:53I don't know.
00:54I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:56I don't know.
00:57How do I know that you're gonna keep your word?
00:59I swear on my dead mothers soul.
01:01Huh!
01:02Yes.
01:07Bob, you and the boys stand guard.
01:09Nobody gets through.
01:10Oh!
01:12Let's go, honey.
01:18I didn't recognize this post.
01:19I've never seen that chick before in my life.
01:21Or after life.
01:21♪ Try to fake it, but you won't do that ♪
01:25♪ Can you do it now? ♪
01:26Are you doing this?
01:27Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
01:32I'm needed upstairs.
01:33Bob, hold down the fork.
01:35Okay.
01:38Spill your guts.
01:39Who wants to go first?
01:40I will.
01:41All right, I will.
01:44See, I'm willing to do the work.
01:47Where the afterlife is so random.
01:49You're that thing from my dream.
01:51Really more nightmare material.
01:55Confronting the unknown.
01:57Conquering your fears.
01:58There's nothing harder.
01:59Run, run, run!
02:05Lisa Jones!
02:07What the f***?
02:10Thank you all for coming to this special occasion,
02:13but right now, with like a little privacy.
02:19I don't know.
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