00:00Hello, sweetheart!
00:04Who you are? What are you doing here?
00:09Stay back! Stay back!
00:13Just don't overplay!
00:18Pineapple! Pineapple!
00:21What?
00:22My stop word? Pineapple? What did I pay for?
00:26Stop! You thought I was a call girl!
00:30Well, duh!
00:32Idiot! I booked this villa for vacation!
00:36No! That's impossible! I booked it!
00:40What did you say? Here is my reservation!
00:45You are clearly mistaken!
00:49Here!
00:51Okay, looks like something went wrong and it's good that we figured it out.
00:56But now I would be very grateful if you vacate the villa.
01:00Thanks for the suggestion, but I was here first.
01:04I said get out of here!
01:08I'll go.
01:09No, I will. This is my villa and you get dressed after all.
01:20Buongiorno! How was your journey?
01:25It's good to see you. It was misunderstanding.
01:29See? Misunderstanding? No, everything is okay, Donna.
01:35You is booking the bedroom and you the living room.
01:40La felicità !
01:42What should we do now?
01:45Enjoy.
01:47La vita è bella!
01:53La vita è bella!
01:57Give my money back!
01:59La vita è bella!
02:02You sleep on the couch.
02:04Oh Lord, my eyes! It hurts to look at.
02:17None of your business.
02:25Come on, let me help.
02:34Do you want to get a guy here?
02:36No, show one particular guy what he lost.
02:40Oh, as if you are living a better life while he cries into the pillow.
02:45But it won't work.
02:47Why?
02:49Jealousy is the best.
02:53Your face looks like you really want to go to the restroom. Relax.
03:04I'm done, thank you.
03:07Too bad. I'm a pro at this.
03:11As a professional psychologist, I would say that's a good start.
03:18As a professional psychologist, I would say that such behavior is a compensation.
03:24For fact, you were disliked in your childhood.
03:29Or that you have.
03:33You are wrong.
03:36Agree.
03:38Most likely all in once.
03:48Hmm.
04:12I'm sorry, she doesn't know English.
04:14Only the love language.
04:45Do you have an aspirin?
04:50No need. I've already been punished.
04:53I think it isn't enough.
04:55Do you know what happened last night?
04:57I don't care.
04:58I took a shower.
05:00Don't carry on.
05:01When I got out, she stole my phone, my wallet and jumped out the window.
05:08Sooner or later it has to happen with your way of life.
05:13Ouch. This is something new.
05:16I haven't yet been taught the life of a woman who goes to a villa to take photos for her ex.
05:22I think I can guess why he left you.
05:26Because you are a toxic bore.
05:29I'd leave you too.
05:31I broke up with him because he cheated on me.
05:35Now when we figure it out, please take your things out of the bedroom.
05:42Now it's your turn to sleep on the sofa.
05:53Hey.
05:56I bought some wine.
05:59I didn't know which one you like, so I took a few bottles.
06:04Ten bottles.
06:06Fifteen bottles.
06:08Just to make sure, like, I got it.
06:11I spent all the money.
06:15Open the red one.
06:17I'll be there in a few minutes.
06:30I'm telling you, you are very beautiful.
06:35You could skip your moves.
06:38I don't know what you're talking about.
06:40What moves?
06:42Hold up.
06:49Look. Look.
06:54Even a diver would drown in your tears.
06:57Oh, God. It's a bit moronic. A bit romantic.
07:00Thanks. I didn't know you could say that.
07:04Now you. Admit it.
07:07Was I right?
07:09I do compensate.
07:14Not down there.
07:17My childhood.
07:19I grew up without parents, so I ran after girls to feel some sort of love.
07:30But it was not the same.
07:35But...
07:38You.
07:42Smart.
07:45And interesting.
07:49As soon as I saw you, I...
07:52Shit, no.
08:07What?
08:16What fool you are.
08:28Wow.
08:30David, what are you doing here?
08:33Well, I saw the villa in the stories.
08:36And I remembered the time we had our vacation here together.
08:40You came only because of this?
08:43No, not only because of that, honey.
08:46I came here because I realized what a fool I've been.
08:50I mean, we belong together.
08:53Come on.
08:55Who else can love you but me?
08:58You're probably right.
09:00Of course I am.
09:03Wow.
09:08Who's this?
09:10Same question here. What are you doing here?
09:12Is this your stupid ex?
09:14Don't, please, don't.
09:15So the photos did work.
09:17What about us?
09:19Wow, wow, wow, wait.
09:21So the two of you, are you...
09:23Yes.
09:24Oh, no.
09:25So I flew over a thousand miles here just to find out you slept with the first person.
09:30Hey, don't...
09:31Shut up.
09:32And you, GP, you can stay here with that and...
09:41Take care.
09:49Don't leave me alone anymore.
09:51Never.
09:55Never.
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