00:00Please arrest me, please.
00:12Go to your masquerade ball, princess.
00:18No.
00:24You ask it for it.
00:30To the police station.
00:32Hey, man, while we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing
00:40princess.
00:41Yeah.
00:42With such money, I can't forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello.
00:54Hey.
00:55Um, I asked about cherry donut, not a chocolate.
01:02Don't stop it.
01:05Really?
01:06Really.
01:07Right now?
01:08Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you a real princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please, hide me.
01:25But...
01:26Please.
01:28Oh, damn.
01:43Welcome.
01:48Listen, help.
01:50I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me and helping me.
01:56Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:58Stop.
01:59Tell me, who is looking for you?
02:02Well, probably the whole city.
02:05Can you help me?
02:07How?
02:08I mean, I'm just a cop, and you're... you're a real princess.
02:18Quietly.
02:22I'll explain later.
02:23Oh.
02:24Just hide under the blanket.
02:26Sorry, what?
02:27Did you hear me?
02:28Hide under the blanket.
02:35I'm coming!
02:43Who's there?
02:44It's me.
02:46Hey, that's the delivery man.
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50Stop.
02:51Just...
02:52Stop.
02:53Hey, I'm with the girl.
02:54Yeah, okay, I see.
02:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:56I completely forgot about my date.
02:59Who is she?
03:01Look, it's none of your business.
03:03Just see you tomorrow.
03:04Yeah?
03:05Okay, tomorrow.
03:07Give me the car keys, please.
03:09Okay?
03:10Okay.
03:11No problem?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Um...
03:18Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:23Look, she's...
03:24She's some kind of beauty queen.
03:27Beauty queen?
03:28Yeah.
03:29You're so lucky, man.
03:32Nice.
03:34What?
03:35Did you decide to get the money from the princess' cell phone and leave the real princess?
03:39You have to share, partner.
03:40You have to share.
03:41Stop it, idiot.
03:42Stop it, idiot.
03:43I don't want money from the princess.
03:47I want the princess herself.
03:50Wait, what?
03:51I've seen so little good in my damn life,
03:55but I will always remember spending the night with the princess herself.
04:08I love this catch-up.
04:11So, you have the princess and I have money, right?
04:18Deal.
04:22I'm keeping an eye on you here.
04:24I'll be back in the morning.
04:25Tick tock, man.
04:26Tick tock.
04:32Damn it.
04:33Wait, wait.
04:39Did he leave?
04:40Yeah.
04:41But he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here.
04:46Well...
04:47Sorry.
04:48You wouldn't have a chance to escape.
04:53Well...
04:56Help me make the most of every second of my freedom.
05:00Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner.
05:08I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
05:10I am a prisoner from childhood.
05:15You know, my father wants to marry me off to a man that I don't even love.
05:23And I...
05:25You know, I just want my ordinary life.
05:29With my ordinary dreams.
05:33So...
05:35Let's quickly start fulfilling your dreams.
05:39Really?
05:40Yeah, why not?
05:42Thank you.
05:45But for God's sake, can we please turn off this sublimation about the crying princess?
05:51This is not about princess at all.
05:55I'm...
05:56Wait a minute.
05:59You don't know what's this?
06:01Do I have to?
06:03This is the best series in the world.
06:06Really?
06:07Yeah.
06:09Okay then, let's watch it.
06:12Well, no, you're crazy.
06:15No one was friends in the dress.
06:17And...
06:19We need pizza.
06:21Pizza?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Hold my phone.
06:25Pizza.
06:26That's nice.
06:28I knew she would be taken from me soon.
06:31And lose her freedom.
06:33So I had to fulfill everything she asked for.
06:36Every whim, dream and desire.
06:38Give her everything.
06:40But with every passing hour, for some reason, I didn't want to let her go.
06:50Yeah!
06:53Oh my God, finally!
06:56Yeah.
06:59What are you doing?
07:02I kissed you like Rachel kissed Ross.
07:06Oh.
07:07My God, didn't you like it?
07:09No, that's not the point.
07:10It took them two whole seasons.
07:12But we've only known each other for one day.
07:17Oh.
07:18I understand now.
07:20Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end.
07:24Oh, crap.
07:27Turn on the next episode.
07:29I'll be back soon.
07:31Okay.
07:34You bollocks.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Hey, buddy.
07:42Have you done it once or twice?
07:45Okay.
07:46Okay, Charlotte, you can do it.
07:48You can do it.
07:49You can do it.
07:50You can do it.
07:51You can do it.
07:52Charlotte, you can do it.
07:53Look, I've only had one bloody kiss so far, but I need her royal body.
07:58Can you bring me something strong?
08:00Maybe it will help her be more equable.
08:02For a million dollars.
08:04Deal.
08:06Good.
08:10So, what do we have here?
08:13So that's what you needed me for.
08:18Okay.
08:20Come on.
08:21Take it.
08:22What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything.
08:24Explain what?
08:26You, just like everyone else, wanted to use me for your own purposes.
08:29Come on, take it.
08:30No, stop it!
08:31I don't have any power anymore.
08:33I would never use you.
08:36What do you want from me, then?
08:42I want to get money for you from your father.
08:45What?
08:52Sir?
08:53For you, it's your majesty.
08:55Oh.
08:56Where is she?
08:58Where the money?
09:02Give the money to the pool, policeman.
09:17So, where is my daughter?
09:20So, where is my daughter?
09:29Was it really needed to have this circus?
09:32Actually, you would have come crawling back to me and begging for money, eventually.
09:38Therefore, whether you like it or not, you have to get married.
09:41Do you understand me?
09:43Please, come with me.
09:47I know, dad.
09:49I know.
09:50And that is why I've already done it.
10:00Don't make me laugh.
10:01Who?
10:02Who could you marry in just a single night?
10:07It was me.
10:09Your honor.
10:11Majesty.
10:12I don't care.
10:13The men think that she has both.
10:15Money and a husband.
10:20So, kiss yourself on your majesty ass.
10:27Sorry.
10:31Your majesty.
10:32Charlotte.
10:33Charlotte!
10:34Come back here at once!
10:37Charlotte, you will regret this!
10:38So, we just need to divorce and you can start a new life.
10:49Don't rush.
10:51I guess we have eight more seasons of France ahead.
10:59I agree.
11:03That moment I understood that a princess could even fall in love with a guy with no money.
11:10So long as she knows that she is his most prized possession.
11:14I'm Noah and this is my truly royal love story.
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