00:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, beauty! What do you do to her for such a ride, huh?
00:05Oh, yeah!
00:09Hey, what are you doing, girl? Hey, lower the window! What are you up to?
00:13Mmm, this car goes from 0 to 60 in 9 seconds!
00:17Hey, hey, hey! What? Hey, hey! Alright, I'm sorry! I beg you, just stop the car!
00:23I'll forgive you if you fulfill my wish.
00:25Anything, anything you want!
00:31Ask me out on a date.
00:37What?
00:45What?
00:47I just like your hands. So strong, such strong muscles. And those long fingers.
00:56Probably not just the fingers.
01:00Listen, I don't understand what you're talking about.
01:06Have you decided?
01:08No, I'm still...
01:09Yes, he'll have a bloody steak and a pint. Or better yet, two of your craft beers.
01:15No, no, no. I don't like steaks. Especially rare, so...
01:19Really? I thought you're a real man.
01:24My condolences.
01:30Alright.
01:33Bring me a steak, please. And you don't even need a cookie. I'm a real man after all.
01:40The realest man in the world.
01:47So, tell me, have you ever saved someone's life?
01:50No.
01:52Well, have you at least rescued a kid from a tree?
01:56Have you at least rescued a kid from a tree?
01:59No.
02:03Then what? Real men are supposed to be heroes.
02:06Oh, you must be making a lot of money.
02:12Not really. Listen, what's with all these questions?
02:15Oh, I'm just helping you to impress me on a date.
02:19How's the steak? Is it your liking?
02:21Oh, yeah. He's trying to hunt it with a fork. Like a real man.
02:30Perfect. Just the way I like it.
02:52Would you like to try Chateau Grand 1963 Vintage?
02:56We have a special offer today. Only $700 per bottle.
03:00Oh, absolutely! Right, Emily?
03:11But real men love treating their ladies to fine wine.
03:22Okay.
03:25Are you accepting credit cards?
03:27Of course, sir.
03:35I hope you're running those according to plan.
03:41Excuse me, what plan?
03:43Our plan, sweetheart.
03:45Don't you want me?
03:48What are you doing? There are people around.
03:51But real men want their women around the clock.
03:59Well, the date went well. Can we get a check, please?
04:03Sure.
04:05Yeah.
04:16Psst. Psst, psst.
04:20That guy has been staring at me for an hour. Talk to him.
04:23What? Who?
04:25And now he's staring at me! You creep!
04:28Hey, sit down. Sit down.
04:30Yes, yes, you! Want to trouble?
04:33Hey, please, sit down.
04:36Calm your lady down, man. Of course, sir. Calm down.
04:40As you wish, darling.
04:41Sorry, she won't bother you anymore.
04:44I apologize.
04:49You're lucky my man didn't hit you, jerk.
04:51What are you doing?
04:52Why did you hit him, champ?
04:54Oh, maybe we should introduce to each other.
04:57And look.
05:06What happened?
05:08What happened?
05:10He stood up for me. Acting like a real man.
05:18All right. That was nice meeting you.
05:21Wait, wait. Where are you going? What about your work?
05:26Let's go to the hotel tonight. Sit a lot with you there.
05:30Wait, stop it. I don't want to go with you.
05:33I don't want to go with you.
05:34I didn't want him to run me, touch you, let alone fight.
05:38And you still keep saying real man, real man.
05:41Do you think we're all the same?
05:43Just learn to think less stereotypically, okay?
05:45No, sweetheart. You need to learn that.
05:49What are you talking about?
05:51Remember how you approached me when we met?
05:56Yes. That's different.
05:58No, it's the same.
06:00I'm tired of idiots like you.
06:02I've been working my back off for this car for five years.
06:05I have no personal life because of such stereotypical jerks like you.
06:09And, you know, for you, a girl in an expensive car is just someone's mistress.
06:13So why are you surprised if for us a man is just working testosterone?
06:19You know what? Get out of here.
06:22Just calm down.
06:23I said get out of my expensive car, understood?
06:25Otherwise...
06:29Shit.
06:38I'm sorry.
06:42Not every day you realize you're a fool.
06:49I'll probably go.
06:52You.
06:54Goodbye.
07:00Fuck.
07:19Hey.
07:21My name is Luke and I'm a total fool.
07:29And this total fool hope will go on a date with him.
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