00:00I can't wait!
00:02Alright!
00:04No, no, no!
00:06Don't you have to... Gael!
00:08What's going on?
00:10John! What a surprise!
00:12You're already home!
00:14Yeah, but I came back earlier.
00:16I'm so tired. I'm totally out of it.
00:18But...
00:20Where are you going, huh?
00:22Change my clothes.
00:24Oh, no need.
00:26Why?
00:28You look so manly in that shirt.
00:34Oh, honey.
00:36You are so stressed.
00:38You need to relax, you know?
00:40And then...
00:48Let's go and grab a bite.
00:50I'm so hungry.
00:52What?
00:54But it's getting late.
00:56Okay.
00:58Okay, if you insist.
01:08Darling.
01:10Don't worry.
01:12There's a thief in our house.
01:14Are you sure?
01:16I saw his legs in the mirror.
01:18He was hiding behind the bed.
01:20Really? That's so scary.
01:22Don't panic.
01:24Honey.
01:26Go to the neighbors.
01:28I'll call the police.
01:30You are my hero.
01:32Go, go, go.
01:40911. What's your emergency?
01:42It is...
01:50Morgan?
01:52Okay, okay.
01:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:56What did you...?
01:58He's been out.
02:00Help me.
02:02Okay, okay.
02:10Okay, when they come,
02:12I'm gonna say that there were two thieves
02:14and one of them
02:16just knocked him down.
02:18I start screaming
02:20and they run away.
02:22Sounds good.
02:24I believe it.
02:26Just take it and get rid of this.
02:28Okay.
02:30No, no, no. Hurry up.
02:32Because I need to call the cops.
02:34Okay.
02:36Yeah.
02:40John Oliver?
02:42Who are you,
02:44Mr. John Oliver?
02:47Good evening, officers.
02:50This is my husband,
02:52John Oliver.
02:54Yes, I'm sorry.
02:56I'm just a little confused.
02:58What happened, officers?
03:00There was a call from your husband's phone,
03:02but the line went dead.
03:04We were sent out to check.
03:06Are you okay, ma'am?
03:08Sure.
03:10Everything is
03:12absolutely fine.
03:14Honey, did you call the police?
03:16Yes.
03:18What?
03:20Why?
03:22I'm terribly sorry.
03:24I think I just accidentally
03:26typed the number in my pocket
03:28and it happens.
03:30Yeah, it happens.
03:32Have a great evening.
03:34You too, sir.
03:36Is there anyone else in the house?
03:38Uh...
03:40No, no.
03:42Just the two of us.
03:44Miss,
03:46let us come in
03:48and check everything out, okay?
03:52Yeah, sure.
03:54Of course.
03:56Come on.
04:02Okay.
04:08Sir, Mr. Oliver,
04:10do you know this guy?
04:12Me? No, no.
04:14How did he end up on the couch
04:16in your living room?
04:18Oh...
04:24Okay, officer, you got me.
04:26He's a thief.
04:28He broke into our house and I...
04:30and I knocked him out.
04:32It was just for self-defense, okay?
04:38Wha...
04:40What's going on?
04:42Sir, you're at Mr.
04:44and Mrs. Oliver's house. Do you know them?
04:48No.
04:50I...
04:52I don't remember anything.
04:54Who are these people?
04:56Who am I?
04:58You are a thief, sir.
05:00You wanted to rob this lovely couple.
05:02I'm a thief? Yeah.
05:04Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
05:06Officers,
05:08we're forgiving him.
05:10We're all human, we all make mistakes,
05:12so please forgive him
05:14and let him go.
05:16Okay.
05:18Sir, you're sure
05:20you don't remember anything?
05:22Not at all.
05:24At all.
05:26Then you gotta go with us so we can verify your identity.
05:30Your hand, sir.
05:32Wait!
05:34He is a not thief.
05:38A not thief?
05:40What a relief.
05:42He's my lover.
05:44Your lover?
05:46Oh, dear.
05:48How could you?
05:50My husband just came back
05:52earlier from the business trip.
05:54I brought my lover,
05:56done so, and
05:58think that he's a thief
06:00and hit him.
06:02And the rest is history.
06:04A lover?
06:06This is even worse than thief.
06:10I'm so sorry.
06:12Please forgive me, buddy.
06:14Okay, I don't know what really happened here,
06:16but I think the three of you
06:18really need to talk.
06:20Yeah.
06:22And no matter what you decide here,
06:24don't forget to visit the doctor, okay?
06:26Thank you, officers.
06:28We all really
06:30need to talk.
06:32Thank you.
06:36Thank you, officers.
06:38You really don't need our help anymore?
06:40No, no, no.
06:42Actually, this is my fault.
06:44Oh.
06:58That was close.
07:00Where's John?
07:02I thought you were watching him.
07:04John?
07:06Oh, my God.
07:08Oh, no.
07:10Okay, I think I found him.
07:15What is it?
07:17Oh, my God.
07:19Wait, wait, wait.
07:21What are you up to?
07:23Don't do it.
07:25I can't live like this.
07:27I'm a bad person.
07:29What? No, no, no.
07:31You are a good person.
07:33Maybe for you.
07:35But your husband, he hates me.
07:37No, I don't hate you.
07:39We are friends.
07:41What?
07:43Yeah.
07:45Am I the lover of my friend's wife?
07:47Farewell.
07:49No, no, no.
07:51I'm your wife's lover.
07:53I'm sorry, John.
07:55What?
07:57John, I'm...
07:59We lied to the cops.
08:01You're actually her husband.
08:03And I'm...
08:05I'm your friend.
08:07We have an affair for six months.
08:10Okay, a year and a half.
08:12Oh, my God, what a dummy.
08:14I'm sorry.
08:22Oh, gosh.
08:28Thank you, Morgan.
08:30You're welcome.
08:32Wait, what? You remember my name?
08:34I didn't lose my memory.
08:36Morgan.
08:39I just wanted to hear a confession.
08:41I long suspected
08:43that there was something between you.
08:45That's why I returned from my business trip
08:47a day early.
08:49But
08:51I didn't expect
08:53such a great performance.
08:55So
08:57you're busted, Gail.
08:59Please pack your things
09:01and my lawyers will contact you.
09:03But, darling,
09:05don't be in such a hurry.
09:07After everything
09:09that happened between us...
09:11Darling,
09:13I'm not in a hurry.
09:15That's why I gave you a few hours
09:17to pack your things.
09:19So don't waste a minute
09:21as I'll be angry later.
09:33John, you...
09:35You opened my eyes.
09:37I'm such a terrible person.
09:39I hope
09:41you can forgive me one day.
09:43Maybe.
09:45Morgan,
09:47now help her and get out of here.
09:51Please.
09:53Yeah.
10:05You
10:07You
10:09You
10:11You
10:13You
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