Arthur and the square knights of the round table Roll up roll up Episode 83 (1968)

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00:00It's time to go home!

00:03Make yourself comfortable!

00:14We'll be away on Saturday and Sunday.

00:16Very well, Ma'am.

00:17Remember to buy the milk.

00:19Very well, Ma'am.

00:20Also, hurry up to the fridge while we're away.

00:23Very well, Ma'am.

00:25Let's hurry up, dear, otherwise we'll lose the couple.

00:28Ready, dear?

00:32Have a good trip, Sire!

00:33I wish you a good holiday!

00:37While I'm staying here to do the laundry,

00:40here's all my wealth.

00:42Two buttons and a 20.

00:45Let's get to work.

00:46They gave me the most beautiful castle in Reame.

00:49And...

00:51I have a great idea!

00:54Come in!

00:55Come in, gentlemen!

00:57Visit the castle of Camelot!

00:59Authorized guide!

01:00Make yourself comfortable!

01:02Please, only 25 gold coins.

01:04Family discount and watch out for the broken step.

01:14Would you like to visit the historic castle of Camelot?

01:18No, thank you.

01:20Not even with a saw and a hammer?

01:22Yes, let's go right now.

01:23We don't waste time.

01:24Let's go!

01:26Shut that mouth, you idiot!

01:29Are we going?

01:30But disguised as tourists!

01:33499!

01:34And with this I make 500 gold coins.

01:37I'm rich!

01:39Yippee!

01:40I'll go on holiday every day,

01:42I'll buy an orchestra,

01:43I'll buy the audience,

01:44and I'll pay them

01:45for laughing at my jokes!

01:48The silly friend won't recognize us disguised as tourists.

01:53Yippee!

01:54It's Morgana and her worthy companion dressed as tourists.

01:58Why, you would have had a brighter idea?

02:01Shut up!

02:02So, do you want to let us enter the castle?

02:05What?

02:06Two perverted, evil individuals like you?

02:09I don't think about it.

02:11Not even if I paid you very well?

02:13Pay?

02:14Did you say pay?

02:16Welcome to the historic castle of Camelot!

02:20This is the royal throne of King Arthur.

02:23It looks like an old chair to me.

02:25I want to sit on it.

02:27The rule says you can't sit on it.

02:29Good.

02:30Then I'll get on my feet.

02:33Hurray!

02:34I'm in the castle!

02:38The rule doesn't say you can't jump on it.

02:41Hey, boy!

02:43What's that?

02:44That's the kitchen.

02:52Maybe it was the kitchen before.

02:54Now, where are we going?

02:59What are you doing in there?

03:01This is the royal bathroom!

03:03Really?

03:04Thank you very much.

03:10What are you doing in there?

03:13Nothing special.

03:15Open that door right now!

03:17No.

03:18If you don't open that door, I will.

03:21All right, if you insist.

03:28I'm exhausted.

03:30I forgot to close the tap.

03:35Shut up, you guessed it.

03:37This is the famous square table of Arthur.

03:40Sir, it's not square at all.

03:49Now it's square.

03:52And now I want to see Merlin's lab.

03:56Not even for a dream.

03:57It's guarded by secret services.

03:59No one can enter without permission.

04:01Would you like to cheat me?

04:03I paid the ticket like everyone else.

04:05I already said no.

04:06It's always locked.

04:08Darling, are you sorry to see if it's true that that door is locked?

04:12I will do it with great pleasure.

04:19As you can see, the door was not locked at all.

04:22No, no, don't touch anything on the table.

04:24It's dangerous to do it.

04:26I would be curious to know what could happen

04:28if I poured the contents of this bottle into this other one.

04:33No, no!

04:39No!

04:44And so, ladies and gentlemen,

04:46this concludes the visit to the castle.

04:56Go away, listeners.

04:58It's closed for visits.

05:00It's closed for visits.

05:02Open the door at once.

05:04Ah, Agiletti, King Arthur.

05:07Welcome to the historic castle of Camelot.

05:10Oh, my God, what a disaster!

05:12It looks like there's been an army.

05:17The floor, the walls, the kitchen!

05:21It's my throne!

05:23And look at my round table.

05:25Who made this mess?

05:31Passport.

05:33Passport.

05:35Fulmini e sette, giullare.

05:37Mi ci vorranno perlomeno 500 ducati d'oro per i restauri.

05:49Santa pazienza.

05:51Farò a meno dell'orchestra e del pubblico,

05:53ma almeno il ventino mi è rinasco.

06:05THE END

06:35Yuck!

07:05THE END

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