00:00It's time to go home!
00:03Make yourself comfortable!
00:14We'll be away on Saturday and Sunday.
00:16Very well, Ma'am.
00:17Remember to buy the milk.
00:19Very well, Ma'am.
00:20Also, hurry up to the fridge while we're away.
00:23Very well, Ma'am.
00:25Let's hurry up, dear, otherwise we'll lose the couple.
00:28Ready, dear?
00:32Have a good trip, Sire!
00:33I wish you a good holiday!
00:37While I'm staying here to do the laundry,
00:40here's all my wealth.
00:42Two buttons and a 20.
00:45Let's get to work.
00:46They gave me the most beautiful castle in Reame.
00:49And...
00:51I have a great idea!
00:54Come in!
00:55Come in, gentlemen!
00:57Visit the castle of Camelot!
00:59Authorized guide!
01:00Make yourself comfortable!
01:02Please, only 25 gold coins.
01:04Family discount and watch out for the broken step.
01:14Would you like to visit the historic castle of Camelot?
01:18No, thank you.
01:20Not even with a saw and a hammer?
01:22Yes, let's go right now.
01:23We don't waste time.
01:24Let's go!
01:26Shut that mouth, you idiot!
01:29Are we going?
01:30But disguised as tourists!
01:33499!
01:34And with this I make 500 gold coins.
01:37I'm rich!
01:39Yippee!
01:40I'll go on holiday every day,
01:42I'll buy an orchestra,
01:43I'll buy the audience,
01:44and I'll pay them
01:45for laughing at my jokes!
01:48The silly friend won't recognize us disguised as tourists.
01:53Yippee!
01:54It's Morgana and her worthy companion dressed as tourists.
01:58Why, you would have had a brighter idea?
02:01Shut up!
02:02So, do you want to let us enter the castle?
02:05What?
02:06Two perverted, evil individuals like you?
02:09I don't think about it.
02:11Not even if I paid you very well?
02:13Pay?
02:14Did you say pay?
02:16Welcome to the historic castle of Camelot!
02:20This is the royal throne of King Arthur.
02:23It looks like an old chair to me.
02:25I want to sit on it.
02:27The rule says you can't sit on it.
02:29Good.
02:30Then I'll get on my feet.
02:33Hurray!
02:34I'm in the castle!
02:38The rule doesn't say you can't jump on it.
02:41Hey, boy!
02:43What's that?
02:44That's the kitchen.
02:52Maybe it was the kitchen before.
02:54Now, where are we going?
02:59What are you doing in there?
03:01This is the royal bathroom!
03:03Really?
03:04Thank you very much.
03:10What are you doing in there?
03:13Nothing special.
03:15Open that door right now!
03:17No.
03:18If you don't open that door, I will.
03:21All right, if you insist.
03:28I'm exhausted.
03:30I forgot to close the tap.
03:35Shut up, you guessed it.
03:37This is the famous square table of Arthur.
03:40Sir, it's not square at all.
03:49Now it's square.
03:52And now I want to see Merlin's lab.
03:56Not even for a dream.
03:57It's guarded by secret services.
03:59No one can enter without permission.
04:01Would you like to cheat me?
04:03I paid the ticket like everyone else.
04:05I already said no.
04:06It's always locked.
04:08Darling, are you sorry to see if it's true that that door is locked?
04:12I will do it with great pleasure.
04:19As you can see, the door was not locked at all.
04:22No, no, don't touch anything on the table.
04:24It's dangerous to do it.
04:26I would be curious to know what could happen
04:28if I poured the contents of this bottle into this other one.
04:33No, no!
04:39No!
04:44And so, ladies and gentlemen,
04:46this concludes the visit to the castle.
04:56Go away, listeners.
04:58It's closed for visits.
05:00It's closed for visits.
05:02Open the door at once.
05:04Ah, Agiletti, King Arthur.
05:07Welcome to the historic castle of Camelot.
05:10Oh, my God, what a disaster!
05:12It looks like there's been an army.
05:17The floor, the walls, the kitchen!
05:21It's my throne!
05:23And look at my round table.
05:25Who made this mess?
05:31Passport.
05:33Passport.
05:35Fulmini e sette, giullare.
05:37Mi ci vorranno perlomeno 500 ducati d'oro per i restauri.
05:49Santa pazienza.
05:51Farò a meno dell'orchestra e del pubblico,
05:53ma almeno il ventino mi è rinasco.
06:05THE END
06:35Yuck!
07:05THE END
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