VOD372-Chained Together+Styx: Shards of Darkness

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00:00:00Oh, yeah, I can't use controller till I'm in game right right game. Oh, it kind of lets me now

00:00:27Come on YouTube

00:00:30Is it being a pain in the butt

00:00:44Give me a second. I'm testing remember you son of a bitch

00:00:52Okay, oh no, come on

00:00:56Okay, the sound alert actually does work

00:01:00So now I don't have to crank my neck every two seconds hoping I don't miss someone follow if they follow

00:01:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, no what

00:01:18Dude okay. Stop for a second a

00:01:23Whole nine frames is all I can play this at if I'm recording with AMD

00:01:30God

00:01:33All right, I'm ready you ready to go

00:02:01Oh

00:02:04It goes through those that sucks

00:02:08Wait, how do I I want to adjust my sound controller doesn't do shit you son of a bitch

00:02:16Why are you like this?

00:02:25Well, look at you you look like a pussy

00:02:30All right, Jesus ready, yeah

00:02:37Come kiss this old man

00:02:53That's good cheese puff of your leg

00:03:00You suck dude

00:03:08Oh look in the background, that's a big nasty critter

00:03:13He looks like he took one too many dicks his jaws so

00:03:30Souls you'll fall long before you catch even a glimpse of sunlight

00:03:36You're supposed to be setting up the next challenge as I come in

00:03:46It's kind of nice we don't run into each other which was weird cuz I'm I thought on the ground level you did run into me

00:04:00I

00:04:10Thought we could just make it maybe

00:04:16Where are my shoes I was just thinking I know I put them down somewhere. I didn't know what that was

00:04:23I didn't know what that was

00:04:25Yeah, how's it feel you killed us once I

00:04:37Did not think that was gonna happen I was wondering what those lasers were and then I saw the spikes

00:04:44Yeah, all I saw was the laser. I'm like, what is this?

00:04:47I

00:04:58Whip my hair back and forth

00:05:05Come on metrics

00:05:13Okay

00:05:17Oh

00:05:26I'm glad I turned my resolution down. Yeah

00:05:34What Super Mario Wow, I don't know it's just the red the green

00:05:48I'm not a fan of this part

00:05:52because with my controller, I'm like

00:05:55Jamming the stick every like second or two, and I feel like I'm just gonna

00:06:03I'm gonna be feeling it later, but this is nothing

00:06:10That's what she said, so there's spikes

00:06:17I

00:06:24Alright, what are these? Okay. Yep

00:06:30Dealers choice

00:06:39Mario it is

00:06:47Oh

00:06:59Yep, let's bounce and okay

00:07:04We got a time it

00:07:06Three two one jump

00:07:13No, I scream no

00:07:18Also because we're on easy mode look how close we are to the checkpoint. Oh, yeah

00:07:26That's the only easier Ness we get can't burn wait

00:07:33Okay

00:07:36My face is itchy why

00:07:40If you kill us by being an idiot, dude

00:07:45You can literally just get up to the next part from your cheesy doodle

00:07:52Right, yeah

00:07:58What the bones

00:08:06Oh

00:08:10No, don't turn

00:08:14What did you do that for

00:08:17That was clearly not the way to go

00:08:23Right

00:08:27The fuck is this

00:08:32Why are they wearing pants

00:08:35What is that

00:08:42We'll glide what's what do you if we get all mall? I don't know. Oh

00:08:55Are you ready?

00:08:57wait, oh

00:08:59We had a checkpoint. I just clicked highest point we reached. Thank

00:09:04God cuz you're a douchebag

00:09:06That's why I clicked it. I

00:09:09Did you know that before you jumped? I kind of figured yeah, it would work

00:09:15So I was looking at it, it's just like let's see if it'll work. Yeah, cuz I jumped right to that ball

00:09:25See there's less chain than I think every time

00:09:28Oh

00:09:32Wait, what that wasn't the right way

00:09:42No momentum moment Oh

00:09:59I will abuse it. I don't care the reason I'm the host

00:10:05My guy didn't even try where are you?

00:10:12I'm back. Dude. I just kept jumping

00:10:17Over so sketchy on my screen. I was flung so hard

00:10:28I

00:10:37That's are we back in Dark Souls

00:10:42Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Sorry. I was a little slow. That's okay. It's trampoline

00:10:52Next one

00:10:58Oh

00:11:02Wow, whoa

00:11:20Did you notice you can go left and right on the ladder

00:11:22I did dude. It is Dark Souls. Look at this. Yep cheap. Is there any wings in there?

00:11:30No

00:11:47My balls, okay good

00:11:52I

00:12:04Might bet Wow

00:12:09Can't grab that rope. I was just trying to as well

00:12:15Death oh

00:12:17That looks um

00:12:20I

00:12:21Believe in make that jump. Would we have to be over here? Oh

00:12:25And even then we'd have to jump to the wood. I don't think we can do it

00:12:30We did yeah that looks

00:12:33mighty effed up

00:12:40Don't say decide

00:12:50Oh, what is this you didn't say when we were going I

00:13:03Thought it was gonna wheel

00:13:14What is that a drone

00:13:20You hear it, right? Yeah, I like how my character looks like he doesn't look

00:13:32Dude the stick goes through the pillar. All right, ready? Oh, you just walk right on

00:13:44That I was not expecting what's down there

00:13:49It's that the way yeah, that's the way we would have came up this way

00:13:54So it was just a shortcut if you're better than us

00:14:00No beauty

00:14:05Sure

00:14:15Wow, dude

00:14:20I love this. I don't even care

00:14:36You know, you let us fall you're like that never happened

00:14:41Dude we're getting whiplash so bad

00:14:47Do I just instantly pull you off? Yeah, I have like no chance. I will have no knees

00:15:00It'd be nice if it spawned us on top right here because it's the highest point

00:15:10Oh

00:15:29I

00:15:40Um, dude, this game's physics is fucked just a little

00:15:57No, so we jump in that middle part wait and then

00:16:03All right, I follow you brother

00:16:06All right after this go

00:16:10Oh

00:16:19Why were you looking over there

00:16:25So trampoline to trampoline to that box, yeah ready it might be to that stick

00:16:34Jump and hold jump

00:16:40Bye bitch

00:17:02Yeah, what a diesel

00:17:10Oh

00:17:20My halo ride is here. Wait, wait, what's up book?

00:17:37It's not really fast

00:17:40No, no, no

00:17:46Hit that jump whoo

00:17:52I kind of hope I fall with this. I want you to have a shot at this don't

00:17:59Look at that. It's fine

00:18:11You why are you so much stronger than me these old legs wait it comes back

00:18:22You so much more powerful must be the age

00:18:27I'm like Gandalf wizard

00:18:30Ready when it gets here

00:18:34Cuz now you got a climb and jump

00:18:40I

00:18:55Know what's it this laser? I want to test it. Is that fine? Yep. I

00:19:03I

00:19:05Did the climbing motion case it helped me grab on

00:19:18Yes, get up here yes

00:19:22Oh

00:19:33Shut the fuck up

00:19:37It won't let it doesn't always

00:19:46Dude

00:19:48What did we just do the polling doesn't always work I know it's odd so much stronger

00:19:56No, I mean it doesn't always let me pull

00:20:04Yeah, it's bogus whatever oh no I hit my sound thing

00:20:09How much of this do you want to play cuz this is actually kind of fun we can keep playing for a bit

00:20:14It's up to you

00:20:19Oh

00:20:22Dude you were

00:20:35Oh

00:20:38Nope back here green boy. I'm the green beast

00:20:44You're the red beast, um, wait, wait a minute. Oh

00:20:51Yeah

00:20:56What does this do oh shit

00:21:01Oh wait, no, we failed it get back. Yeah, we're gonna fall we got a jump. All right go

00:21:14Uh, oh

00:21:20No

00:21:31Wait that bitch

00:21:34Let me fix my sound. I apparently bumped it somehow about to fucking cut

00:21:40Cut this thing off

00:21:45Well, that's nice when I'm trying to deal with something annoying

00:22:03All right, nope god I fucking love this headset

00:22:09All right, you ready now dickface

00:22:15Oh, what what the fuck did you just do I

00:22:23Can't I can't

00:22:26Oh

00:22:43No, oh you just fucked us

00:22:45I

00:22:51I'm gonna kick your ass. You made me go back. Did you see that?

00:23:16Statues

00:23:19Yep, same with the dialogue a bit

00:23:26You think it's good spot to call it for this whatever you want

00:23:37No, they're probably hidden too good

00:23:40All right, all right first sticks are left for good

00:23:48Maybe sticks cuz I know that's a usually a quicker I

00:23:56Can see your feet through the ground but my feet are on here

00:24:05Wait wait down this way I can see the car

00:24:09You want to take you want to take it for a spin?

00:24:12Yeah, if you don't not hang like it

00:24:16Sorry, so just got at least hit the road. No

00:24:22It will make it yep

00:24:25Dude it's still fun. I was using WASD for

00:24:31Dude this is Wow weird

00:24:35Hit them jumps, dude

00:24:39Oh wait, oops

00:24:43Dude I don't press anything to get in it's kind of odd. Whoa, this thing backs up so much

00:24:57Where's the speed at though

00:24:59Oh

00:25:05Can I push the box with it

00:25:09No

00:25:11Whoa

00:25:14Do I get to keep the car

00:25:18You son of a guns no the game we could have hit that trampoline

00:25:27Yep

00:25:30I'm in the climbing animation

00:25:43I have the high ground. I have the fire ground

00:25:51Yep

00:26:00Yep, uh-huh just cuz I know I don't be more controlled

00:26:10Yep, plus I'd like to beat six

00:26:14Oh, yes. Well, we did technically beat Leopard at one. So yeah, it is kind of not a bad idea to go this

00:26:23Shards the darkness, right? Yep

00:26:26You

00:26:29Wish they were both multiplayer, dude

00:26:32Could be a mod maybe no

00:26:36Yes many times

00:26:38No one can't people don't care enough to make it a mod

00:26:43That and the game might just not be a mod friendly

00:26:50It is regular multiplayer

00:26:55You

00:27:19Oh

00:27:22I'm just glad you're able to have your saves

00:27:25They're not my saves. Yeah

00:27:29Wonder if you could just get the max level ups by using so and save

00:27:42If only I could skip this loud fucking intro shit

00:27:45I know what you mean, like I hate when games do that default to like max sound

00:27:52It's like jeez my ears

00:27:57Alright so no cutscene that's good at least

00:28:02Co-op great clone

00:28:09I'm gonna leave it open. Just letting you know. Okay

00:28:15Just like that one time

00:28:17Yep, let's let's go

00:28:22Me when the viewers can join us he

00:28:26So it would be the newest one right my profile

00:28:30It should be yeah

00:28:32Should be manual save like 6% or so. It doesn't do that for me dipshit. We've gone over this all it says is

00:28:40revelations

00:28:41profile 11

00:28:43It's all I got to go on

00:28:48So I'm gonna click it, okay. Yep

00:28:52And hope that it's the right one because I don't want to deal with bullshit again

00:29:00Because the other day it was terrible like 40 minutes down the drain. Yeah, I

00:29:09Don't know why it doesn't give me the percentage there, but if I go to a single player on my own it'll tell me

00:29:17Right

00:29:21You

00:29:28I'm in a river drank my red Hawaiian juice for you

00:29:32You got Hawaiian juice what?

00:29:36Yeah sticks. He drank it. Oh

00:29:38Really does add life, huh?

00:29:43All right, let me

00:29:47Guess I'm gonna eat some cheese puffs

00:29:50It appears to be though the right save I think because I have only those two

00:29:56Skills how many points you got?

00:30:09I got 260 available me too

00:30:14Took me a minute to get to it. Sorry

00:30:16And if we're always fun was the ability menu

00:30:24All right

00:30:28You can't call me oh

00:30:33My god, I almost ran into jump quick as a chain together

00:30:38Drop it down. I can't go down through you. There's a guy right there

00:30:45Yes, yes there is soon there will not be a guy there

00:30:55What were you gonna do the same thing I was looting

00:31:01Where you gonna do the same thing I was looting you stupid a-hole

00:31:08Go about your merry business, dude

00:31:18What

00:31:24How do you eat

00:31:26How do you eat he came for me so fast

00:31:32How did he so fast see me in the dark I

00:31:36Don't know

00:31:38But he turned around to run at me so fast

00:31:46I just rolled off

00:31:49Wait

00:31:53Yeah, that was weird

00:31:57My health bar

00:32:00My Hawaiian juice

00:32:03This is a bad run

00:32:09We haven't hijacked the airship yet

00:32:15Are you trying to get me killed what I was just testing the throw bitch

00:32:23Did you kill us no

00:32:26Oh

00:32:30No, no, there's another person up above fuck you I'm getting the loot

00:32:56I

00:32:59Spent my points. I'm also doing that right now going towards the muffled

00:33:07The acoustic contagion stuff

00:33:10Whatever it is when I kill them if I'm I don't know. I think the invisibility muffle. Yeah

00:33:16That's it. I'm pretty sure

00:33:19It's 200 points out

00:33:26He went through the gate partially

00:33:37What's body go

00:33:46What's with the ballista arrow thing what

00:33:49Oh

00:33:56Did you fall off of it? No, I tried to jump from it to the

00:34:02There's some stuff in here in case you want some of it one's a lockpick

00:34:09So I think yeah, I said oranges yes oranges goblin oranges

00:34:20You there's a dude right here

00:34:34That's close by

00:34:50Oh, is it this dude? Yeah

00:34:58Was is that the pilot that looks like one of them? Oh, no, no, no

00:35:05I

00:35:16Don't know how I didn't trigger that

00:35:28Backs turned on one if you want to kill the one on the left, I killed one on the right. Yeah

00:35:36I

00:35:38Sure three two one go

00:35:46One make sure he can watch and nice

00:35:53Grab some loot, dude

00:35:55There's like nothing right stick. There's two things iron ore right here. Oh, I

00:36:01Looked at the other side. Calm your tits. Yeah

00:36:06I

00:36:09Like that, it's the same animation for opening a door Oh

00:36:14The blister now, I almost just died on the blister actually took a little bit of damage

00:36:25I'm ready

00:36:30Fire

00:36:32That was sad

00:36:39What did it not do anything for you

00:36:51Although in my case, there is no shortness of opportunities to appreciate my shortness

00:37:01You

00:37:03Yeah, the same animation for opening door is the frickin pilot thing

00:37:20Trying something

00:37:23He's sliding

00:37:26Goku yep, he slid

00:37:31They

00:37:33Don't know to just hide

00:37:37Open the door they're coming in shit. They shouldn't they don't know they don't they won't find anybody nothing

00:37:46Have a swig of Kool-Aid my guy. Yeah. Yes the purple stuff. Yeah

00:37:52Okay Cosby

00:37:57Good good stuff

00:38:01I

00:38:14See no, there's an intruder

00:38:24Dude you won't find

00:38:30They're gonna walk over there they ain't gonna find nothing

00:39:00I

00:39:12Just had to get him to look one way. Yeah

00:39:16Wait, is that you down there? Yeah

00:39:19Where?

00:39:21Right below you. Oh

00:39:23You point did you poison that? Well, no, I made some Kool-Aid

00:39:30Oh

00:39:41Oops

00:39:51Wait, can we not make the

00:39:55Poison stuff here

00:39:57Or do I have to unlock it?

00:39:59Unlock it. Damn. I

00:40:05Need to start doing that one cuz that's an achievement

00:40:12Why and punches so good dude, no, it's not

00:40:23It is

00:40:25You also got to do acid traps to kill so many guards so you got to dissolve and do that

00:40:44That guy's staring at oh, oh there's two in there

00:40:55So while all these grand folk getting together it seems

00:41:06Anyway the scepter that ambassador our CD received certainly

00:41:15That almost went really bad

00:41:25I

00:41:30See your kneecap bro turn around

00:41:39Yep, I just need him to fuck off

00:41:55Did you open that and run away hoping there is someone

00:42:26Remember you can't kill them cuz I'll steal it. Yeah

00:42:49And that makes one so you're called carvo Atona

00:42:55You're bringing dishonor on the name

00:43:13Shit dude

00:43:17Come back here dude warm yourself on me. No warm yourself on my cock

00:43:26The only use it it would get

00:43:43No one knows man

00:43:56Oh

00:43:57There's an acid barrel over here and get maybe one kill with it

00:44:02Yeah, there's two guards over here. One that's looking at me is the one that walks around

00:44:08Then there's one by the door

00:44:11Okay, so he's gonna circle back around

00:44:17The odds of me dying from this are very high, uh-huh

00:44:25You

00:44:34Do that ever even get near each other no, no do it

00:44:45They run to the guy not to where the barrel came from

00:44:55I didn't see him

00:45:06Teamwork I would have kept loop-de-looping as that weasel like as I had to

00:45:12I'm booby-trapping the ball

00:45:14All right, there's treasure right here and pick it up

00:45:22Dude

00:45:25That work

00:45:29Teamwork and luck that was a rough, man

00:45:35Another barrel chop see that and there's dude by the fire

00:45:41Those stairs right there anyway, yeah

00:45:55Oh

00:46:01Nothing it's coming over check it out

00:46:15Turn around dude or light

00:46:25People from inside

00:46:47There's two big dudes like we're literally right here

00:46:55You

00:47:05You didn't see it you didn't see it you didn't see it. Oh my god, they follow each other

00:47:16One's a kind of fat

00:47:25Oh

00:47:28Hey

00:47:32No

00:47:36Upstairs is clear

00:47:44This one guy

00:47:48Has something eyes, but it looked like a scroll but I don't know what it was

00:47:53But it doesn't he's not one of the steel guys, right

00:48:07Fuck your face, dude. You're wait

00:48:22Oh

00:48:35He ran by the barrel I'm dead

00:48:46Anywhere

00:48:53I

00:48:59Couldn't find anything must have left. That was rough

00:49:09Actually after killing me they should be like, oh, yeah, we killed them

00:49:16Bitches

00:49:18I

00:49:22Didn't see anything that

00:49:28Interesting

00:49:31You

00:49:44Want to do this barrel killer me you can

00:49:48Wait, that was him. Where's the barrel? I

00:49:53Told you he ran around the barrel. He was like right there chasing me

00:50:01Yeah out of fear hoping it would hit him but I

00:50:06Worked the two butt buddies are in here. I still got to kill them

00:50:17You see none you see none

00:50:26Are you dead

00:50:31No

00:50:40You can't

00:50:45There's nowhere for me to go

00:50:49Thanks, brother, oh

00:50:52my god

00:50:54They don't know where I'm at. I could see the guy through the window

00:51:00Oh my god, I don't know down below

00:51:10That was so rough, dude

00:51:24Where so did you respond?

00:51:31Whoa

00:51:37Where'd that guy go

00:51:46Jesus that was rough

00:52:01Oh, this might be the end of me brother

00:52:10As they say this can't be possible dude, if you would see how this dude is looking for me right now, goodbye brother

00:52:20You died from fall damage

00:52:23No, I died falling

00:52:27You see how he's over there yeah walked over the top the boxes to get to me. Oh

00:52:34man

00:52:35Dude, he didn't even like climb. He just pulled a Goku and slid over

00:52:44Well now that he's stuck he turns into goop

00:52:53Oh, all right, we got to seal those guys

00:53:14Oh, I don't like hearing that

00:53:22I

00:53:27Where'd I go ale? Yeah, where'd I go?

00:53:33Yeah, both of you look down in the same area

00:53:51Yeah, both of you look down in the same area

00:54:04You

00:54:13How do you steal

00:54:15You have to kill him or you have to have to pickpocket thing

00:54:20Why pickpocket skill?

00:54:23You do steal it. No, I kill him and just pick it up. Okay

00:54:33Oh

00:54:37You are dead and that's number two you are Garrett I just steal that one from

00:54:49What no I did it

00:54:57Oh my god

00:55:00Nothing

00:55:09You make these situations terrible Jesus

00:55:30You

00:55:48Come on come on. Come on. I need this kill. Got it

00:56:00They are high alert, dude

00:56:08That guy's bugging out up there the one that's still alerted

00:56:30Wait what?

00:56:41It's not a good way to go

00:56:50Dude what are you in here?

00:56:56That guy just ran through

00:56:59Anything

00:57:06What

00:57:08Were you down there I

00:57:15Just wanted to kill that guy cuz he was just standing there

00:57:24This guy's a fucking menace

00:57:26He's the one that was bugged out I think

00:57:48My ankle

00:57:56I

00:58:00Need some good old wham punch for you to come back through disgusting dude, you're covered in it

00:58:10So now what I'm gonna crash in singing happy birthday

00:58:14Sneaking into the little trap door above the entrance is more my style you can trigger it

00:58:26I

00:58:32Get out as you wish

00:58:34Sir

00:58:51Yeah, but you seem to have grown even smaller little mouse

00:58:56With you and your bullshit magic a talking goblin I yeah, I can talk fuck you

00:59:06Can you change it to a sandwich I skipped lunch your resistance is remarkable

00:59:14Nothing personal

00:59:18Oh

00:59:20Oh

00:59:22So you're using amber are you in fact it is personal

00:59:41What's going on a goblin he stole receptor

00:59:51I will find you and I'll shove that scepter where the Sun don't shine

01:00:04Oh you didn't you bitch

01:00:12Man I remember this being a pain in the butt

01:00:14That was smooth

01:00:45Hiding corpses in cupboards. Oh you found it

01:01:08There's no exit from this this way what

01:01:11Interesting

01:01:22Come on game Oh bogus

01:01:41How are you already up that high I just walked across from the other ship

01:01:50My god brother goodbye, I don't buy that for a second

01:02:03I can't jump on this. No

01:02:10You

01:02:22Is there no easy way for me up

01:02:28Damn oh you could just

01:02:32Jump off I knew you're gonna say that

01:02:35Or I can just flee

01:02:39Did you just whistle no I like climb down

01:02:51I'm dead

01:02:57I

01:02:59Wanted to try to get up there, dude

01:03:01I wanted to try to get up there, dude. I didn't want to feel rushed

01:03:09Yeah, I don't know if that actually works

01:03:20All right, this is where I was

01:03:31I think it's the crossbow dude. He put a crossbow in my face area

01:03:44Doesn't know he doesn't know

01:04:01Yeah, but now I got here on how to get up man this boat is for hoes

01:04:09That's why you did so good

01:04:15That guy just clicked

01:04:18Did you um kill that guy before or what

01:04:26There's nothing if he looks under here that's a bullshit

01:04:32Where is he

01:04:41Beautiful

01:04:45Why'd you come back

01:04:47What I opened that door and walked over here. Oh

01:04:51See how far I want

01:04:53Jesus that was

01:04:57That would wait wait what

01:05:02A shape-shifting elephant a thief. Well, I hope that Hildryn will believe this

01:05:11Something wrong brother. No

01:05:25Killed 87 enemies

01:05:31There's no way

01:05:33That took us an hour and a half

01:05:37So a two-part mission

01:05:45We had 48 alerts

01:05:50Oh

01:05:54Oh

01:06:01Yes, my game lagged hard and I couldn't hear you at all weird noise

01:06:12So you want to do another one you good for the night

01:06:14I think I'm good, but I want to go back maybe to our hideout. Can we do that or oh, yeah. Let me press

01:06:22Continue all this bitch. I think in front of her. Yeah

01:06:26You're not here

01:06:29I'm here now skills and stuff right here. I think we have a wardrobe. Oh, okay. Okay. This is the base

01:06:37As long as we don't talk to her. Oh

01:06:41Yes, I want that oh wait the potion

01:06:45And forget right away too, which is actually kind of nice. Yep

01:06:59Shit it's expensive to get that. Oh, man

01:07:06Shit for that achievement though

01:07:16I gotta do the traps and the stupid solution. I don't want to skip it

01:07:29You

01:07:34All right, all right, I'm good I'm gonna save and quit I think all right

01:07:48Because I still gotta um eat and let dogs out unless there's a 20-minute game, but I don't

01:07:59You

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