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Top 10 Harry Potter Quotes We Use All the Time
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These "Harry Potter" quotes will stick with us... always. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re looking at lines from the “Harry Potter” franchise that are the most fun to parrot.
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Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean that it's not real?"
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Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're looking at lines from the
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Harry Potter franchise that are the most fun to parrot.
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Page 394.
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10. I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist
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There are days we mourn how much of Harry's savagery was cut from the movies.
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For instance, when he tells Snape, there's no need to call me, sir, in Half-Blood Prince.
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Luckily, movie Harry still got some shining moments to showcase his sharp tongue.
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Nothing will happen.
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Not to worry, Harry, I will fix that arm of yours straight away.
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Not you.
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When the Dursleys are having important company over at the beginning of Chamber of Secrets,
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Vernon checks in with Harry to make sure he knows what his role is. Boy, does Harry ever.
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And you?
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I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
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Too right you will.
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He gets some equally quotable and scathing dialogue towards the end of Order of the Phoenix,
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this time toward a distressed Umbridge.
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Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!
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I'm sorry, Professor. I must not tell lies.
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Beyond the themes of bravery and friendship,
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the overarching lesson of the story might have just been, don't cross the boy who lived.
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Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am.
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You're not going mad.
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I can see them, too.
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You're just as sane as I am.
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Very reassuring words from resident sane person Luna Lovegood.
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Of course, her sentiment is just that.
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There is no normal, only individual and shared experience.
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In both the book and movie, Luna offers the sentiment when Harry finds that he's the only
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person among his friends who can see the creatures pulling the carriages up to the school.
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Luna shares that she, too, can see them, and reassures Harry he isn't going mad.
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They're quite gentle, really, but people avoid them because they're a bit...
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Different.
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The line feels so emblematic of Luna that its staying power in the fandom
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doesn't come as a surprise.
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It's a charm, actually.
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Keeps away the nargles.
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Number 8.
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Obviously.
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Snape's low, drawling voice makes him so fun to mimic.
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That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger.
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Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable
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know-it-all?
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His character is, of course, quintessential in the books,
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but Alan Rickman breathes an esteemed life into him.
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One of our favorite scenes is in Prisoner of Azkaban when he briefly replaces Lupin as
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the Defense Against Dark Arts professor.
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He tells the class to
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"...turn to page 394."
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hoping someone will pick up on the significance of the information on the page.
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Again, Rickman's delivery is impeccable.
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Still, we tend to favor his exchange with Umbridge in Order of the Phoenix when she
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tries her best to get under his skin.
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It's like watching a gerbil trying to rouse a black cat.
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You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
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Yes.
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But you were unsuccessful?
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Obvious.
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Number 7.
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The Boy Who Lived.
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Come to die.
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Harry Potter is dead!
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And now is the time to declare yourself.
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Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort is yet another performance with diction that's quite fun
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to imitate.
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When Harry finally confronts Voldemort, a fated encounter that everything has been building
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up to since the beginning, the Dark Lord still makes time for a bit of wordplay.
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Harry Potter.
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The Boy Who Lived.
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Come to die.
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Just as epic on the page as it is on screen, the line is typically one people think of
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most in connection with Voldemort.
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Well, you know except for...
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Beyond that, memes and parodies aplenty have surfaced, which is always a true mark of
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something's legacy.
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Number 6.
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Wait Till My Father Hears About This.
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This one's a lot of fun to say whenever something slightly inconvenient happens,
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Oh, my father will hear about this!
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with Draco uttering some variation of the line three times in the films and mentioning
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his father a handful of others.
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It's impossible not to associate his character with the vague threat.
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Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes.
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famous last words for someone once turned into a ferret.
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Thanks to Tom Felton's ad-libbing in Chamber of Secrets, we also get the pleasure of quoting
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his response to Harry, disguised as Goyle, every now and again.
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Reading?
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I didn't know you could read.
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Draco Malfoy, school antagonist or comedian extraordinaire?
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Number 5.
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Master Has Given Dobby A Sock.
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Come, Dobby.
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Open it.
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If someone does the kindness of doing your laundry for you, consider repaying them with
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this line in thanks.
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There is something so sweet and innocent but simultaneously hilarious about it, both in
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and out of context.
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Perhaps it's the elf's shrill voice, or the wonderment with which he says it.
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But it's gold.
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Master has given Dobby a sock.
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What?
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I didn't…
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Master has presented Dobby with clothes.
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Dobby is free.
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And it's not the only memorable line Dobby gets, either.
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This one made us laugh out loud while reading.
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But it was even better to hear it said aloud in the film adaptation.
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You could have killed me!
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Dobby never meant to kill.
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Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.
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You are far more merciful than we, Dobby.
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Number 4.
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Not Me, Not Hermione, You.
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This whole scene is highly quotable, if the people replicating the entire thing with perfect
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annotation online haven't already proven as much.
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Once I make my move, then you're free to check the king.
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No.
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Ron, no!
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What is it?
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He's going to sacrifice himself.
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This one blew up more as a result of the kids and acting that very much reminds us of their age.
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No, you can't!
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There must be another way!
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In the books, Ron actually takes the place of the knight and ends up badly injured.
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But in the movie, the stakes are quite a bit lower, so the drama of it all feels out of place.
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In any case, Rupert Grint summons all of the conviction of the chess piece Ron
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is filling in for to deliver his big line and encourage Harry onward.
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Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?
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Harry, it's you that has to go on.
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I know it.
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Not me.
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Not Hermione.
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You.
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The internet was just waiting to dig this one out of the archives.
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Number three.
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Always.
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If you truly loved her...
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No one can know.
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Where most of the quotable lines on our list are dedicatedly memeable,
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this one holds a bit more weight.
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It's the final expression of Snape's devotion, his eternal love for Lily,
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and the definitive answer about what side he was really on the entire time.
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After all this time?
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Always.
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The reveal of his Patronus also comes during this scene,
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making it one of the most significant in the franchise.
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Don't tell me now that you've grown to care for the boy.
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So...
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Despite the somberness, this is a fun one to quote with your friends,
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especially when the context is something silly.
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For example, you still like Harry Potter?
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After all this time?
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Go ahead and answer us in the comments.
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Number two.
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It's Levi-O-Sar, not Levi-O-SAR.
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It's Levi-O-Sar, not Levi-O-SAR.
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She's a nightmare, honestly.
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Funnily enough, Hermione's clarification in the book actually puts emphasis
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on the Wingardium part of the spell, not Levi-O-Sar.
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It turned out to be a winning change for the movie series, though,
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because this line has been quoted to King's Cross and back.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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You're going to take someone's eye out.
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Besides, you're saying it wrong.
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It's Levi-O-Sar, not Levi-O-SAR.
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It's particularly thanks to this, and also partly thanks to Emma Watson's delivery.
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She's as perfectly snooty as her character's book counterpart.
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We get as much attitude only a few scenes earlier when the trio find Fluffy in the school,
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and Hermione makes her priorities very clear.
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Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up
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with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
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Ron's line right after this, of course, just as quote-worthy.
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She needs to sort out her priorities.
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Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
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Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon,
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the genuine laughs following this line always make us smile.
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One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode.
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Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.
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10 points to Gryffindor. Instead of the boring old,
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good job.
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Yeah, you can have a word, goodbye.
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Honestly, we wish we could use this one in more situations.
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Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
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A change in delivery made this one unforgettable.
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Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
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Molly Weasley's Howler. Molly may be yelling,
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but it's Ron's expression that does all the talking.
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Ronald Weasley!
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How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted!
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Number one, you're a wizard, Harry. Hagrid has some great scenes in the
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franchise, but his very first might just be his best.
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Sorry about that.
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It's the moment Harry's life changes forever. After all, and who better to announce the news
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than everyone's favorite gamekeeper? With his towering stature and underestimated pink umbrella,
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Hagrid certainly leaves his mark, on the Dursleys and on us.
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Dry up, Dursley, you great prune.
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He becomes Harry's savior and his first real friend. It feels only right that he should
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incite the protagonist's big journey. It's one line we never get tired of hearing,
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and never get tired of trying to mimic, either.
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You're a wizard, Harry.
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I'm a what?
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A wizard, and a thumpin' goodnight, wedger.
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Which line do you think you've quoted most often? Let us know in the comments.
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It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
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