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00:00♪♪

00:08A storm is brewing, and it's bringing something with it.

00:11Something you've never seen before.

00:13Stephen King's Storm of the Century, February 1999.

00:19Well, if you don't like temperatures in the 30s, what about the 40s, 50s, near 60 degrees?

00:23Got some warmer weather to talk about.

00:25The forecast is next on 13 News at 11.

00:29♪♪

00:35Fox Sunday with a freak accident.

00:37Shut Homer's mouth for good.

00:39You can't eat solid food.

00:44And all new Simpsons.

00:46Then, for years, the boys have been defeated by Dad.

00:50This Sunday, they'll execute the one plan that'll change everything.

00:55♪♪

00:59And all new Malcolm in the Middle, after The Simpsons at 8, 7 Central.

01:03Fox Sunday.

01:05Tomorrow at 8, 7 Central, when television's most intense game moves to its regular night and time.

01:11Don't miss a new episode of the show where knowing the answers...

01:14Alabama, Kansas, Texas!

01:16...is only half the battle.

01:18Ready for the next level?

01:19Piece of cake, baby!

01:20The Chamber Series premiere.

01:22Then, Golden Globe winner Kiefer Sutherland stars...

01:25He escaped. He's still out there.

01:26...in 24.

01:27I have killed two people since midnight.

01:29Maybe you should be a little more afraid.

01:31It all starts at 8, 7 Central, tomorrow on Fox.

01:34I made this.

01:36♪♪

01:41I'm Morris Jones. Stay on Fox for the 10 o'clock news.

01:43And a season change within the span of a few hours.

01:46Will your weekend be rained out? We'll have the answer.

01:50What do dead people, the city's first lady, and the UDC payroll have in common?

01:55VMI opens its doors to women.

01:57And the smoking gun, tobacco and cancer, has a link been found?

02:01The 10 o'clock news is next.

02:03♪♪

02:10Catch a classic tonight show from Chicago.

02:12Your local news is next.

02:13Heavy rains and high winds blow through the area tonight,

02:16toppling trees, knocking out power, and bringing drastic temperature changes.

02:20Bob Ryan will tell us if the worst is over and what we can expect for the weekend ahead.

02:24Next.

02:25♪♪

02:32My major was totally useless.

02:34I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see philosopher wanted?

02:37Sure.

02:39My God, that's a big head.

02:42It didn't look this big in the office.

02:44Maybe it's the lighting.

02:46My head must look like a golf ball at work.

02:50All right, don't get hung up on it.

02:52Quick, quick.

02:53List five things you like about her.

02:55Nice smile.

02:56Good dresser.

02:57Big head, big head, big head.

02:59Our congratulations.

03:01♪♪

03:06Aliens are among us.

03:08Aliens are among us.

03:10They've come to Earth, taken human form, and they're watching TV.

03:15Dick, can I go to my room now?

03:17Not yet, Tommy.

03:18I have homework to do.

03:19Don't you understand?

03:20This is must-see TV.

03:21Who knows what they'll do to us if we don't watch?

03:23♪♪

03:26We're out of this world, and you can catch him Tuesday nights right after Wings.

03:30It's Third Rock from the Sun.

03:32Next.

03:33Mom, I'm hungry.

03:36Dance with your father.

03:38I may not know any of your flash dances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.

03:43All right.

03:44♪♪

03:50Oh, Jack.

03:52Oh, Judy.

03:54Oh.

03:55Oh, Judy.

03:57Oh, Judy.

03:59Oh.

04:01Oh.

04:03Oh.

04:06Sunday, Gulliver takes you on a journey that stretches the imagination.

04:10Imagine returning from the greatest adventure ever, only to be called mad.

04:14You are either a liar, sir, or a lunatic.

04:16What is this place?

04:18It's a hospital for people with sick minds.

04:21He exists.

04:22He was a prisoner in a land of giants.

04:25He's insane.

04:27But I'm not mad.

04:28You're not making any sense.

04:30But I can prove that I'm not making any stories up.

04:32Why won't anyone believe me?

04:34Sunday night, now.

04:36♪♪

04:42Let's play who wants to be a millionaire.

04:44♪♪

04:47I can't let you go.

04:48I want to give you a kiss.

04:50♪♪

04:53You looking forward to having our kids?

04:54Judging by the size of your head, not really.

04:57Put it in a bubble, and we blow it away.

05:01♪♪

05:07You want to just come up here and fix it.

05:09Well, it isn't fixed.

05:10I have an obligation to protect you.

05:12You listen to me.

05:13You don't want to mess with me.

05:15Danger!

05:16Danger!

05:17Danger!

05:18♪♪

05:33Final answer?

05:34♪♪

05:42It's Tom Arnold.

05:43Are you a single mother?

05:44My personal life is none of your business.

05:47You're using your judicial power to hit people.

05:49Mr. Rollins!

05:50Sit down or I will have that man escort you out of this room and into a jail cell.

05:57CBS Thursday.

05:58Get into an all-new without a trace mystery

06:01where every second counts.

06:03They had the perfect marriage, but when

06:05♪♪

06:13Next Tuesday.

06:14Next Tuesday.

06:15You're gonna try a man you know is innocent?

06:17You're tough to respect.

06:18The best intentions

06:19You really ready to do this?

06:21are not always enough.

06:23Tell me I can trust you, Terry.

06:24You can trust me.

06:25No.

06:26What's going on?

06:27Get out of there! Hang up!

06:28All-new Philly.

06:29Next Tuesday at 10, 9 Central on ABC.

06:32Viewer discretion advised.

06:35A construction accident on the Bay Bridge

06:37kills a driver and ties up traffic for hours.

06:40Investigators look to a local company for answers as to what happened.

06:44The news starts now.

06:46ABC and InStyle magazine invite you to the most glamorous celebrity weddings of the year.

06:51From the lavish and magical to the wet and wild.

06:54Both of us had the same dream of getting married on the beach, kind of barefoot.

06:57Party with Cindy Crawford.

06:58Plan a million-dollar wedding with Melissa Rivers

07:00and take a carriage ride with Vivica Fox.

07:02Celebrity Weddings InStyle, ABC Monday, 8, 7 Central.

07:06With two Golden Globe nominations, the excitement is building for the cast of Spin City.

07:12In the categories of Best Comedy.

07:13Mike, anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Paul.

07:16Sir, I think we should fire Paul.

07:18If you love Spin City, you gotta see the next four episodes.

07:21It's all-new, followed by Sports Night, 9, 8 Central.

07:24See you Tuesday on ABC.

07:30Now, for your listening pleasure.

07:32Storm!

07:35Storm!

07:37Storm!

07:42Storm!

07:45Storm!

07:47Sorry.

07:48Larry, that is very annoying.

07:50The bell in general, or just this song?

07:52Storm!

07:53Storm and Greg, 8, 7 Central.

07:55See you Wednesdays on ABC.

07:57He was praised.

07:59Cursed.

08:00Tempted.

08:02Tortured.

08:04His life was short, but it changed the world forever.

08:09That's why I was born.

08:10To die?

08:12To prove God's love.

08:13Someday, forget everything you've ever seen.

08:17Experience who he really was.

08:19A television event for the whole family.

08:22Jesus.

08:23CBS Sunday.

08:27Tonight, he was Pee Wee Herman.

08:28Now, see what Paul Reuben's been up to.

08:30Plus, run DNC, David Copperfield's least impressive trick,

08:33and Dave's dumb ads.

08:34But first, your local news.

08:36In seconds on News Channel 11 Nightside,

08:38big changes could be on the way for the U.S. Postal Service.

08:42Alcohol screenings are being held at a local health care facility.

08:46And how safe are you from the potentially deadly mad cow disease?

08:50Stay right there.

08:51News Channel 11 Nightside starts now.

08:56Or undertake any cloning of human beings.

08:59Recently, biologists confirmed that through the manipulation of DNA,

09:03they had successfully cloned a sheep.

09:05Has modern science given us a medical miracle,

09:08or a recipe for disaster?

09:10The work we're doing here is gonna change the world.

09:12Norwest Bio has cloned my son.

09:15You lied!

09:16You manipulated!

09:17You stole our blood!

09:19The movie event you have to see to believe.

09:21Cloned, one week from Sunday on NBC.

09:24Later, NBC's Saturday Night Live

09:26brings you the best of the 96-97 season

09:29with Rosie O'Donnell, Bob Dole, Tom Hanks and more.

09:32Your local news is next.

09:34Just ahead on KSN News Nightly,

09:35we'll have details on a man in jail

09:37for allegedly hauling around bomb-making materials.

09:40And we'll have details on a story that saddened many Christians today,

09:43the death of a Christian music rock star on the night before.

09:52Tonight on P.I.,

09:53join Bill and his guests Elaine Boosler, Luke Perry,

09:56Ann Coulter and attorney Robert Shapiro.

09:58Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.

10:00ABC Late Night tonight.

10:02A high-profile murder brings Bobby the biggest case of his career.

10:05I'm ready to give you $1 million.

10:07Take it.

10:08In this room, we're enemies.

10:10An all-new practice, ABC Monday.

10:15A company in this building

10:16says they're collecting for disabled firefighters,

10:19but are they?

10:20Plus, El Nino was pounding the west and east coast.

10:22How will it affect the upcoming Kansas tornado season?

10:25These stories and more right now on Fake News at Ten.

10:37Up next, these sketches released tonight

10:39are the latest clues as police hunt for a pair of suspects

10:42in a center city rape.

10:43The details coming up next.

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