00:00Now listen, everybody get down, this is a robbery mass, gon' f**k it with clowns,
00:10goin' for fame, money, guns, and renown, we got the bags on the ground, let's keep
00:15up the stocking.
00:16What?
00:17Uh, hi.
00:18Um, I'd like to report something suspicious.
00:19Okay.
00:20So, I was waiting at this stoplight in the Bronx, and this van pulled up next to me.
00:26Uh, vans aren't illegal, ma'am.
00:27Well, I know that, but the people inside the van?
00:31They were all wearing masks.
00:33Masks aren't illegal, either.
00:34But they were freaking clown masks.
00:36One of them had the American flag, and another had, like, a St. Patrick's Day thing going
00:41on.
00:42You do realize this number is for emergencies only, right?
00:45Oh, yeah, but I just figured, you know, with that bank robber gang on the news...
00:49Listen, I'm an officer of the law.
00:51Know what that means?
00:52It means I'm busy solving real crimes.
00:54I can't have morons calling in every time a circus comes to town.
00:57Well, what if they're on their way to a heist or something?
00:59They could hurt people.
01:00If you're the police, you have to do something.
01:03Listen, I got bigger problems right now, and it ain't clowns, alright?
01:07Call 911 or something, I don't care.
01:08Bye.
01:20Wanna live?
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