00:00and welcome to Sash Talk with Boy Abunda!
00:31To all my viewers on Facebook and YouTube, thank you very much!
00:35To everyone listening to Dizzy E. Double B, welcome to the program!
00:41Can I ask you, why did you open the show?
00:45Tito Boy, because we didn't know that you would come.
00:49Because we were told that we would be the hosts of Sash Talk.
00:51We weren't told that you would come, that you're that gorgeous.
00:54That's not what they told me.
00:56What they told me when I came in,
00:58they told me that you would only perform if you opened the show.
01:02That's not true.
01:04Who told you that, Tito Boy?
01:06There he is.
01:08You know, I never lied.
01:10I told the truth, Boy.
01:12I never lie.
01:16But that's what you told me in the text, right?
01:19He told you that?
01:21Yes, he messaged me.
01:22He told me not to perform unless you open the show.
01:25Oh my, you're telling the truth again.
01:27Okay, I'm sorry, I apologize.
01:31So everything is good?
01:32Yes, everything is still good.
01:33Happy Pride, thank you very much, please.
01:35Thank you, Tito Boy.
01:38Thank you, I'm so happy to have you here.
01:40I've been wanting to do this for so long.
01:42Wow, thank you.
01:44This is like your benchmark,
01:46when you become an artist or celebrity,
01:48when you do fast talk.
01:50Yes.
01:53Do you know how many years I've been praying for this?
01:55This is my dream, Tito Boy.
01:57Thank you very much, Tito Boy.
01:59This is his dream to be rich.
02:01I feel like crying.
02:05This is a welcome, right?
02:07Thank you.
02:08How's life being rich?
02:10Okay, Tito Boy.
02:11How's life being rich?
02:13Back to you, Tito Boy.
02:15I saw Prada.
02:18This is a project of my nephew.
02:20He already graduated.
02:22So this is their first project.
02:24I told him that his voice should be like that.
02:28How's life being rich?
02:29Maybe, Tito Boy,
02:31it's not that easy, Tito Boy.
02:36It's just right.
02:37The average is just right.
02:40Okay.
02:41Because you're always like that.
02:42Yes, that's right.
02:43That's why I saw you.
02:44Yes, you know Tito Boy.
02:45Yes, he called me here.
02:47Tito Boy said,
02:48life being rich, I'll claim that.
02:50Because I didn't experience that before.
02:52So now,
02:53I'm crying.
02:54That's right.
02:55I'm crying because
02:56I just experienced this now.
02:58And everything I experienced now,
03:00the family is right.
03:01Because they deserve love.
03:03That's good.
03:04How's the past and the present?
03:06There's a big change.
03:07How?
03:08Because before, I was dreaming.
03:10Now, this is my dream.
03:12How hard was the past?
03:15It was very hard.
03:16Go to that toughest time
03:19in your life.
03:21When my mother was washing sabbaticals.
03:23It was so far from our house.
03:25And I had an umbrella here.
03:27Where was this?
03:28In Bicol.
03:29Yes.
03:30Because it's familiar to me.
03:31Yes.
03:32The sabbaticals were being washed.
03:34The umbrellas were loaded.
03:36And the umbrellas were being washed
03:38by my mother's gossipers.
03:40Yes.
03:42They fell asleep.
03:44Yes.
03:45The wet clothes
03:46were being washed by my mother.
03:47So, it hurts my feet.
03:49So, that's like
03:514 kilometers away from our house.
03:53It's a mountain.
03:54Okay.
03:55As opposed to now,
03:56how's life?
03:57Oh,
03:58I can buy a laundry shop
03:59for my mother.
04:03Proud of you.
04:04Yes.
04:05Let's talk about
04:06the Buhay Comedy Bar.
04:08Which is, I think,
04:09one of the most
04:10fascinating worlds.
04:11Right?
04:12How's that?
04:14We're very thankful
04:15right now, Uncle Boy.
04:16Because it's like
04:17it's coming back.
04:18After the pandemic.
04:19Yes.
04:20After the pandemic.
04:21Because we lost our house.
04:23Punchline and Laughline
04:24were closed.
04:25So, until the pandemic happened.
04:27And then,
04:28it's like,
04:29okay,
04:30so what's going to happen to us?
04:31So now,
04:32we're going to have
04:33our own places.
04:34And soon,
04:35a new house
04:36of comedy
04:37will open.
04:39Vice Comedy Club
04:40is going to open soon.
04:43Congratulations, Vice.
04:44Okay.
04:45So,
04:46when we talk about
04:47the Comedy Bar,
04:48you have
04:49some acts,
04:50right?
04:51Yes.
04:52Give us a sample
04:53so they can understand.
04:54Yes.
04:55For example.
04:57The first thing, Uncle Boy,
04:58is orientation.
04:59For example,
05:00observe first
05:01what kind of crowd there is.
05:02For example,
05:03we have brothers,
05:04Becky.
05:05So, let's welcome them.
05:06Welcome, Boss.
05:07Let's welcome our
05:08brothers, Becky.
05:09For example,
05:10this is the audience.
05:11Welcome to Fast Talk
05:12Comedy Bar.
05:13Yay!
05:14Welcome to Fast Talk
05:15Comedy Bar.
05:16To our
05:17customers.
05:18To our
05:19Becky's group,
05:20welcome to
05:21Comedy Bar.
05:22And of course,
05:23to those who are not
05:24confessing,
05:25welcome to you too.
05:26And
05:27for now,
05:28you should confess.
05:29You should be proud
05:30of your gender
05:31because
05:32you don't need
05:33to validate yourself.
05:34Because we,
05:35Becky,
05:36are gay.
05:37Because
05:38being gay means
05:39that you are
05:40a part of everything.
05:41As for you,
05:42Tomboys,
05:43it's up to you
05:44to think of
05:45your own identity.
05:46Yes.
05:47We have a lot of
05:48visitors.
05:49Take a look.
05:50Yes.
05:51We also have
05:52a lot of
05:53Balikbayans.
05:54Welcome to you.
05:55If you are Balikbayans,
05:56we are just
05:57hanging out there.
05:58We also
05:59ordered a lot for you.
06:00If you notice,
06:01our air-conditioner
06:02is a bit hot
06:03because our sales
06:04are connected
06:05to the thermostat.
06:06If it's not,
06:07it's a heater.
06:08That's why
06:09we ordered a lot.
06:10Yes.
06:11Also,
06:12pickles are prohibited
06:13in the area.
06:14That's true.
06:15Because
06:16you should mention
06:17Tito Boy first
06:18because sometimes
06:19there are people
06:20who eat pickles.
06:21Right.
06:22And then,
06:23we will wait
06:24outside.
06:25But I will fight.
06:26Yes.
06:27Normally,
06:28when I have
06:29a guest,
06:30for example,
06:31a husband,
06:32I ask questions
06:33about how
06:34they got married.
06:35They are
06:36Chang Susan.
06:37Okay.
06:38Chang Susan.
06:39And that's
06:40Ma'am Freddy.
06:41Yes.
06:42Susan and Freddy
06:43have been
06:44married for a long time.
06:45Okay.
06:46Within 10 years,
06:47who is the one
06:48who often
06:49asks for a date?
06:50Freddy answered.
06:51He told me,
06:52Freddy,
06:53are you sure?
06:54Sure.
06:55If your answer
06:56matches the one
06:57on the board,
06:58you have
06:59100,000 pesos.
07:00Freddy,
07:01are you sure?
07:02Sure.
07:03You're right.
07:08Basically,
07:09that's how we are.
07:10Actually,
07:11you're right
07:12about what you said.
07:13Sometimes,
07:14we are ready.
07:15It's like instant.
07:16You put hot water
07:17and our skit
07:18is already there.
07:19But most of the time,
07:20we have
07:21something new.
07:22For example,
07:23the people
07:24that we meet
07:25are different.
07:26So, we create
07:27something new
07:28every now and then.
07:29So,
07:30we are just
07:31alter-alter.
07:33Or tips.
07:34You know,
07:35that's what we're talking about.
07:36Because here,
07:37you're giving a tip
07:38on stage.
07:39We're sharing.
07:40Right.
07:41You'll be called
07:42to the table.
07:43He'll give it to you.
07:44That's just for you.
07:45Tete,
07:46what's your biggest target?
07:47Oh, my God!
07:51150.
07:53That's the first.
07:54That's the first time.
07:55The second.
07:56150,000?
07:57Yes, sir.
07:58This is cash?
07:59No,
08:00he deposited it to me.
08:02He deposited it.
08:03The cash.
08:04The cash.
08:05That's the first
08:06that he gave me.
08:07Then, eventually,
08:08he'll go to
08:09this and that.
08:10He'll call everyone.
08:11He already has...
08:12Because
08:13this is my guest.
08:14He has 50,000 there.
08:15Then, on his next visit,
08:16he has another 50,000.
08:17So, like that.
08:18Wow!
08:19There's a lot, Tita Boy.
08:20He's so generous.
08:21For me,
08:22it's in the envelope.
08:23He'll give it after
08:24for you.
08:2582,768.
08:28Huh?
08:29Why is there a dot?
08:30Really?
08:31Yes.
08:32But, Tita Boy,
08:33what he gave
08:34to the woman
08:35is what you spent
08:36on my boyfriend.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Reimbursement.
08:39I'm taking him back.
08:40Like that.
08:41There's a lot.
08:42No, no.
08:43What did I give you, Tita Boy?
08:44What?
08:45$1,000.
08:46That's a lot of money
08:47for tip, right?
08:48Yes.
08:49Who do you admire?
08:50Aside from, of course,
08:51Vice, right?
08:52Where is he now?
08:53In your batch
08:54of comedy bar performers,
08:55who do you really admire?
08:57Aside from Meme,
08:58Tita Boy,
08:59maybe my
09:00match.
09:01What's your match?
09:02It's MC.
09:03It's your MC.
09:04Me too.
09:05Because he started
09:06when...
09:07What is it that MC has?
09:08Me too.
09:09I'm good with MC.
09:10Because MC,
09:11he's a very good feeder.
09:12And when you're with him,
09:13you can't not have
09:14a moment.
09:15It's okay for MC
09:16not to have a moment
09:17as long as
09:18you're with him
09:19to have a moment.
09:20He's a very good feeder.
09:21He's a very good feeder.
09:22He's a very good feeder.
09:23He's a very good feeder.
09:24He's a very good feeder.
09:25He's a very good feeder.
09:26He's a very good feeder.
09:27He's a very good feeder.
09:28MC,
09:29Tita Boy,
09:30Negi are my top 3.
09:31MC,
09:32Tita Boy,
09:33Negi are my top 3.
09:35Who are your top 3?
09:36MC,
09:38I'm with you.
09:40Petit.
09:41And...
09:43MC,
09:44Petit,
09:45Petit,
09:48Negi.
09:49Okay.
09:50Everything is fine.
09:51Everything is fine.
09:52All okay.
09:53Guys, no bashing.
09:54It's like, even if it's not on set, even if it's a normal set, like a rocket,
10:01because sometimes there are other performers who are okay on set, on stage,
10:06but when there are private events or hosting, they will be prepared.
10:11Like, why is it like that?
10:12The ones I mentioned, all of them, I promise, no matter where you work,
10:16whether it's on TV or on stage, they will all support you.
10:19Oh, Negi has a type, Donita.
10:22Oh, Aunty?
10:23Donita, because we've been talking about her for a while,
10:26because Donita is a bit busy with a lot of things.
10:29Donita knows.
10:30She's also a great feeder.
10:31That's what I tell performers.
10:33Your first appearance is important.
10:35Your first slap.
10:37You know, how you deal with your audience.
10:39Let's do a sample.
10:40For example, you came from there.
10:42You're going to enter the stage.
10:44Then there's a voiceover.
10:46This is our audience.
10:48Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
10:50Please welcome, Divine Teta Anne Petit!
10:56Welcome to the Festo Comedy Bar!
10:58Yeah, here we go, Petit!
11:00Here we go! Shake that booty, baby!
11:02Let's party!
11:03Be careful on stage.
11:06You really have to be full of energy.
11:08That high, right?
11:09That's why our Festo is full of energy.
11:13This is it!
11:14This is our full energy.
11:16Okay?
11:17For us to be the highest possible.
11:21Let's try.
11:22This is the highest energy Festo has.
11:25Let's create that record.
11:26You ready?
11:27We have two minutes to do this.
11:29And our time begins now.
11:30Teta, Divine Teta or Kenneth Ocampo?
11:35Divine Teta.
11:36Teta at night or Teta at dawn?
11:39Teta at night.
11:40Feel or give?
11:42Give!
11:44Look or kiss?
11:46Kiss!
11:47Rich or beautiful?
11:49Rich!
11:51Complete the sentence.
11:52If there's a knock...
11:54There's a door.
11:56If there's a kiss...
11:58There's alcohol.
11:59If there's a run...
12:01There's a marathon.
12:03Petit or Vincent?
12:05Petit!
12:06Kili-kili or sing it?
12:08Kili-kili!
12:09Sexy or pretty?
12:11Sexy!
12:12Cuddling or wrestling?
12:14Wrestling!
12:15Chinese garter or pico?
12:17Pico!
12:18If there's a cockroach...
12:20There's a cockroach!
12:21If there's a cockroach...
12:23There's a dog.
12:24If there's a bat...
12:25You're mine!
12:26For you two.
12:27She or me?
12:28More gallant than a man?
12:30She!
12:31For me?
12:32Closer to a boy?
12:33Me!
12:34She!
12:35More beautiful in the morning?
12:36She!
12:37Me!
12:38More martyr in love?
12:40She!
12:41Faster in eating?
12:42Me!
12:44More lechon?
12:46Me!
12:47More shoes?
12:49Me!
12:50More motorcycle?
12:51Me!
12:52Wow!
12:53Do you want it?
12:54Please let's watch this!
12:56Lights on or lights off?
12:58Lights off!
12:59Lights on!
13:00Happiness or chocolates?
13:01Happiness!
13:02Best time for happiness?
13:04Anytime!
13:05Complete the question to each other.
13:09Why...
13:10Go!
13:11Why didn't you continue your catering this day?
13:15Why am I suspended?
13:17It's your fault, mommy!
13:21Thank you so much!
13:23Thank you so much, Tito Mor!
13:24We're not done yet!
13:26How's the LGBT friendships?
13:30I mean, you know, people will talk about women friends and male friends.
13:34How's the LGBT friends?
13:36How are we as friends?
13:41Right?
13:42What is your prayer right now?
13:45What makes you proud to be who you are?
13:47Happy Pride!
13:48The ones who will answer this,
13:50in the return of Fast Talk with Boy Abundant.
14:10Who will answer this, in the return of Fast Talk with Boy Abundant.
14:16The title of this is Bilang.
14:22I wrote this.
14:24This is part of the first LGBT themed EP or album in the Philippines.
14:33We wrote six songs.
14:35Composed by Gabrielle Umali and Josh Ronet Castaneda.
14:42And many more.
14:44Jerwin Nicomedes was also involved here.
14:47It took a village to be able to do this album.
14:50A very wonderful collab.
14:51We named this album Pride Month.
14:54This album is about simple things.
14:56They need to know who we are, where we are, and who we are.
14:59Because numbers are power.
15:02So that we can be heard.
15:04So that we can be seen.
15:05Because we don't know that in other countries, being LGBT is another crime.
15:12This is part of our Pride Month celebration.
15:17This is the only thing I want to ask you.
15:19How is...
15:20Let's sit down.
15:21How is...
15:22Your aunt is happy.
15:23Yay!
15:24How is LGBT...
15:25Thank you.
15:26You can listen to these songs.
15:29It's one of the songs on all music platforms.
15:33Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music, and others.
15:38Thank you very much.
15:39Okay.
15:40How is the LGBT friendships?
15:44It's fun.
15:45Especially for us in Comedy Bar.
15:47So like 98% Becky.
15:52So maybe we have the happiest environment.
15:56When you put on makeup, you're already laughing.
15:58When you're on stage, you're already laughing.
16:00After the set, you're laughing.
16:02So life is so happy.
16:03When you go to sleep, you're really smiling.
16:06What are you most proud of?
16:09Right now, Uncle Boy, in almost every field,
16:14whether you're a gay, bisexual, or whatever,
16:20you're already exhaling.
16:21You're already accepting people.
16:24Even if it's not fully accepted,
16:27I mean, they're starting already.
16:30I mean, baby steps.
16:31So they understand us more.
16:34They understand us more.
16:36They accept us more than before.
16:39What about you?
16:40The point is, maybe I vlogged.
16:43Aside from that, I got to know people.
16:46And I didn't expect it.
16:49I was really happy.
16:51I got a lot of help.
16:54Sometimes, I would meet elderly people at the airport.
16:59They would just hug me and say,
17:01Thank you.
17:03And there are people here who would hug you
17:05and give you money.
17:06I would ask, What is this for?
17:08You gave me medicine.
17:09You just didn't know.
17:11So I was really happy.
17:12Sometimes, there's someone who's maybe 68 years old.
17:17And he would hug me and cry.
17:21You helped me.
17:22I'm your real mother.
17:26Just kidding.
17:31But it's true.
17:32We really appreciate you.
17:33We're really thankful to you.
17:35It feels good to work with you.
17:38Happy pride.
17:39Thank you so much for the stories.
17:41Let's play.
17:42We have a game here.
17:45What will happen is,
17:46there will be questions.
17:47We will answer them.
17:49You will say a word,
17:51and you will continue.
17:53Let's see where we will end up.
17:55So, let's go to the first question.
17:58You will write,
18:00in the future,
18:03what will you tell.
18:06I will stand so that I have energy.
18:09We can stand here.
18:11I'll start.
18:13Dear,
18:14Tita,
18:15Mel,
18:16I have a problem
18:20that I need to tell
18:24everyone.
18:28One day,
18:31her
18:35ex-boyfriend
18:40was there.
18:45When?
18:47He will say,
18:49again.
18:51Love.
18:53More.
18:55I will hold
18:57everything.
18:59Next.
19:01Heart.
19:02Mind.
19:03Liver.
19:05Kidney.
19:09Ketchup.
19:12What will you tell Tita Mel?
19:14Maybe she will read it.
19:16We will help her.
19:19Thank you so much.
19:21Thank you so much.
19:23Happy birthday, Tita Mel.
19:25Thank you so much.
19:27Thank you.
19:29Thank you so much.
19:31Thank you so much.
19:33Thank you so much for letting me
19:35enter your homes.
19:37We should be happy.
19:39Stay kind.
19:40We should be happy.
19:42Stay kind.
19:44Yes.
19:46Stay kind.
19:48Stay kind.
19:50Thank you.
19:52Thank you.
19:54Love.
19:56Thank you.
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