We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Complete)
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Complete)
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00:00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:03 [BELL RINGING]
00:00:07 [LAUGHTER]
00:00:10 Today, I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22 We've been married for three years.
00:00:25 But as fate would have it, he doesn't even
00:00:27 know what I look like.
00:00:29 Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33 Your three-year marriage contract with him
00:00:34 has come to an end.
00:00:36 These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38 You may keep this mansion as well as the $2 million
00:00:41 you previously borrowed.
00:00:42 Please sign.
00:00:43 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:00:50 and now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:53 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France
00:00:56 at the moment.
00:00:57 Right.
00:00:58 You mean probably know about this piece of shit
00:00:59 little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:01 Thank you.
00:01:09 Um-- I'm sorry.
00:01:16 This is just-- if you could, um, just pass along
00:01:20 a final message to him, you know, for me?
00:01:23 Sure.
00:01:24 Could you-- could you just tell him?
00:01:26 Like, in this exact wording?
00:01:29 OK.
00:01:30 He was so disappointing as a husband,
00:01:32 I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:34 Got that?
00:01:39 Goldfish.
00:01:40 Got it.
00:01:41 We're here.
00:01:49 You can't lose, Lisa.
00:01:51 Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:55 I don't know about this.
00:01:59 Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:02 He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:05 I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:08 But today, I have to let go.
00:02:10 Yeah.
00:02:11 You're right.
00:02:12 That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:17 Thank you.
00:02:25 Thank you.
00:02:26 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:31 Ooh.
00:02:35 Smashed.
00:02:40 I found my target.
00:02:42 Have fun, OK?
00:02:43 I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44 Wait.
00:02:44 No.
00:02:50 Pauly, wait.
00:02:50 Oh, sorry.
00:03:00 Sorry.
00:03:01 Are you OK?
00:03:05 Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drug my drink.
00:03:07 Oh.
00:03:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:16 I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:19 I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:24 Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:30 Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:33 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:36 I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:40 Sounds so good.
00:03:42 Hey!
00:03:43 Get away from her.
00:03:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:47 Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:03:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:57 [GRUNTING]
00:03:59 [GRUNTING]
00:04:02 And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:04:04 Are you OK?
00:04:06 Thank you.
00:04:07 Yeah, of course.
00:04:08 What's your name?
00:04:09 Aiden.
00:04:10 Thank you, Aiden.
00:04:11 Don't mention it.
00:04:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:15 [GRUNTING]
00:04:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:21 I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:27 My husband, you don't even know who I am.
00:04:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:38 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:41 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:44 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:48 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:51 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:54 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:04:57 Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:02 Hello?
00:05:06 Who are you?
00:05:07 Aiden Valentino is still asleep.
00:05:09 Is this?
00:05:10 Why, is that my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:15 Boyfriend until yesterday.
00:05:17 Aiden's been calling me babe and battlemite.
00:05:20 So who do you think I am?
00:05:22 What?
00:05:22 Aiden would never.
00:05:23 Who is this?
00:05:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:27 You're pretty average.
00:05:36 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:42 That's a little cheating on me.
00:05:50 Scumbag ex-husband.
00:05:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:56 Can I help you?
00:05:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:00 Do you want this?
00:06:05 I really don't want anymore.
00:06:06 Take it, sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:09 Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:06:11 Yeah.
00:06:13 Wow, thank you.
00:06:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:17 Oh, there's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:06:22 Thanks.
00:06:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:35 Just average.
00:06:37 Just average.
00:06:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:41 Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:50 Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:51 Yes, sir.
00:06:52 Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:54 Yes, sir.
00:06:55 And more importantly, you need to find out
00:06:56 the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:00 Will do, sir.
00:07:02 Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company
00:07:04 as required.
00:07:05 I'm going to start heading out.
00:07:06 Right.
00:07:07 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:07:08 attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers
00:07:10 for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:12 Did she say anything?
00:07:14 The missus said, you are such a disappointment as a husband
00:07:18 that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:20 Rude.
00:07:23 Apologies.
00:07:24 Her words, not mine, sir.
00:07:27 Like the girl from last night.
00:07:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:32 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:07:35 The new CEO's about to arrive.
00:07:49 Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:54 Such a good ex-wife.
00:07:55 I'm sorry I came in late.
00:07:57 And sore.
00:07:59 You were never late.
00:08:00 Had party last night.
00:08:02 You know what?
00:08:04 Unless it's my style.
00:08:06 I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe.
00:08:08 And he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:08:12 Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:08:15 You think he's interested in one of us?
00:08:17 OK.
00:08:17 Don't get a vision.
00:08:18 He's probably old and bald.
00:08:20 Are you right?
00:08:21 What are you two babbling about?
00:08:22 Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:08:24 We need to go.
00:08:25 He's here.
00:08:26 Oh my god.
00:08:27 What's happening?
00:08:27 Get out.
00:08:28 Go, go, go.
00:08:29 Everybody look sharp.
00:08:30 Thank you.
00:08:30 [INAUDIBLE]
00:08:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:34 [INAUDIBLE]
00:08:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:51 [INAUDIBLE]
00:08:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:56 Oh my god.
00:09:13 This is so embarrassing.
00:09:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:19 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:32 It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:36 Next time this happens, I'm not a government worker.
00:09:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:45 But not even my name?
00:09:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:49 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:53 Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he
00:09:55 doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:57 Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:09:59 Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:03 I don't know.
00:10:04 I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:10:06 Thank you.
00:10:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:10 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:15 What?
00:10:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:18 I'm an engineer.
00:10:20 I'm an engineer.
00:10:21 Hey.
00:10:22 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:10:25 Shh.
00:10:27 Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:10:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:37 I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:10:40 Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:10:43 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:46 No.
00:10:48 Just curious.
00:10:50 Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:10:52 so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:10:54 [GASPING]
00:10:55 [COUGHING]
00:10:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:00 [SINGING]
00:11:12 Coffee or tea?
00:11:14 Coffee.
00:11:15 [SINGING]
00:11:19 I'll get that right away.
00:11:22 Oh, and next time, knock.
00:11:25 It's basic etiquette.
00:11:27 Of course.
00:11:28 Your Majesty.
00:11:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:32 [GROANING]
00:11:38 Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:39 [SNORTING]
00:11:47 You said coffee?
00:11:49 Coffee, please.
00:11:50 Yeah.
00:11:51 Sorry.
00:11:52 I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:55 She wants my attention.
00:11:57 I was going to walk in there.
00:12:04 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say, quit.
00:12:08 And then I was going to slap him.
00:12:12 And then--
00:12:13 [KNOCKING]
00:12:15 Ms. Hampson, boss wants to see you.
00:12:18 OK.
00:12:21 Your coffee, sir.
00:12:23 [SCREAMING]
00:12:24 Oh, jeez.
00:12:26 Oh.
00:12:28 OK.
00:12:29 No.
00:12:30 All right.
00:12:33 Oh, that's the--
00:12:34 Oh, my god.
00:12:35 Oh, my god.
00:12:36 Lisa Sampson, what are you doing?
00:12:37 What are you doing?
00:12:38 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:40 Yes, I need you.
00:12:43 I need you to go shopping to get a gift that
00:12:46 serves as an apology.
00:12:48 Can you do that?
00:12:49 Must be for Patricia Brown, for that call
00:12:52 I intercepted last night.
00:12:55 [SIGHS]
00:12:57 Scumbag.
00:12:59 What?
00:13:00 Uh, I'm just--
00:13:02 I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer,
00:13:08 such as myself--
00:13:09 Oh, jeez.
00:13:10 --am more than qualified to tackle such a daunting task
00:13:16 of picking out gifts.
00:13:19 Have we met before?
00:13:22 We slept together too, dummy.
00:13:24 I don't think so.
00:13:27 I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:29 Thank you.
00:13:29 Oh, god, this is hot.
00:13:37 Jake, an ice pack ASAP.
00:13:42 And another coffee.
00:13:43 [BUZZER]
00:13:47 What is this?
00:13:50 Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:13:52 I think it is intentional.
00:13:53 Lisa!
00:14:00 Yes?
00:14:02 Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:05 What?
00:14:06 What are you talking about?
00:14:07 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:10 Oh.
00:14:12 OK, see, I'm an engineer.
00:14:15 So all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:18 [SIGHS]
00:14:21 You're just trying to get my attention, are you?
00:14:23 Don't misunderstand me.
00:14:25 I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's essence.
00:14:29 And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown, it's actually for--
00:14:35 ah, what's, uh--
00:14:37 How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:39 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:14:41 He's buying gifts for me?
00:14:44 He--
00:14:45 --three years we've been married.
00:14:46 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:49 Oh.
00:14:51 Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Samson.
00:14:54 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:56 I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:14:58 Hold on.
00:15:01 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address, if she can send this to her?
00:15:06 Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:15:12 I'll find the address.
00:15:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:17 Hmm, she wants to play.
00:15:20 And I shall indulge her.
00:15:23 No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:28 Forget his ass.
00:15:30 You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:15:32 Why don't we go again?
00:15:33 No, I, um--
00:15:35 I've got a headache.
00:15:36 I don't want to drink.
00:15:38 Go ahead.
00:15:39 I don't-- yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:15:41 Yeah. Hey, hey, mom, can I go back?
00:15:44 So why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:48 I have, um, got plans, and I'm not drinking anyway, so--
00:15:55 Perfect.
00:15:56 You can be our designated driver then.
00:15:58 Um, no.
00:16:02 Cheers.
00:16:08 Cheers.
00:16:10 Why won't she drink up?
00:16:18 This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:20 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:22 Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28 Jerk face.
00:16:30 How about this?
00:16:34 I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:37 Wonderful for your... health.
00:16:41 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:16:47 Hmm, slick, but gross.
00:17:01 Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:17:06 [coughing]
00:17:08 What are you doing?
00:17:10 It's pad thai. It's got peanuts.
00:17:13 You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:17:16 How the hell would you know that?
00:17:18 Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so you know all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:17:25 I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:17:28 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Simpson.
00:17:33 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:17:36 Yeah, excuse me here just a minute.
00:17:38 Excuse me.
00:17:46 She's a good secretary.
00:17:51 I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:17:54 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:17:57 So she has a sense of humor. Don't be so mean to her.
00:18:00 I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:05 Four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:10 Excuse me, where are you going?
00:18:15 You're my driver.
00:18:18 Oops, I better go check on my restaurant.
00:18:28 Your next meal is on me.
00:18:30 Your grandfather called.
00:18:36 He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:18:39 He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:18:41 Your grandfather's health has declined. Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:18:48 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:18:51 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:18:56 She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma.
00:18:59 Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:19:02 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:19:05 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aydan.
00:19:10 Come on, let it out.
00:19:16 I should have just let him die.
00:19:18 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:19:21 And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:19:26 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:19:28 What else am I supposed to do?
00:19:30 I waited for three years.
00:19:33 And for what? Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:19:36 Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:19:39 I should just give it up.
00:19:41 But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:19:43 And you gave up so much for him.
00:19:53 Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:19:58 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:20:01 He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:20:09 [Screaming]
00:20:32 She's been smiling her career sky high thanks to your help.
00:20:35 She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:20:37 I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:20:40 Do you want to take this?
00:20:45 Thank you.
00:20:46 I didn't think you so much for picking me up.
00:20:49 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:20:54 Hey, Mom.
00:20:56 I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:20:59 Who was she?
00:21:04 Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:21:07 Was it okay?
00:21:09 Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:21:11 Ew.
00:21:12 What? What's going on?
00:21:14 I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:21:17 Hey, Jade, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:21:19 No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:20 You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:21:21 I mean, it's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:21:25 But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:21:33 Get in the car.
00:21:34 Mom.
00:21:37 Resignation.
00:21:38 So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:21:42 I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:21:44 And then lastly, the board emailed today.
00:21:46 They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:21:48 they want to transfer you to their new start up in three months.
00:21:50 She's only going to be here for three months?
00:21:53 That means I don't have to resign.
00:21:55 What is that?
00:21:57 Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:22:00 No, I'm not.
00:22:02 Okay.
00:22:03 It's...
00:22:05 It's...
00:22:07 You can...
00:22:08 I was falling.
00:22:14 You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:22:17 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:22:23 saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:22:26 And I have 20/20 vision.
00:22:29 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:30 She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:22:32 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:22:34 Looks like the prey can embolden her.
00:22:42 She's special.
00:22:44 If he thinks he can bully me into submission,
00:22:46 he's got another thing coming.
00:22:48 Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Samson.
00:22:51 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:22:53 Secretary? Duh!
00:22:56 [phone buzzing]
00:22:58 Hello.
00:23:01 Hey.
00:23:02 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:23:04 A family dinner tonight.
00:23:06 Okay.
00:23:12 I can't keep the secret from her.
00:23:20 I cannot do it.
00:23:22 There are other jobs in the world.
00:23:24 There's just one, if I know.
00:23:26 Grandpa Valentino?
00:23:31 Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:23:33 Oh, ow, ow.
00:23:35 I must have hurt something.
00:23:38 Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:23:39 I'll be all right.
00:23:40 You know, the doctors said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:23:47 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:23:50 Children, perhaps?
00:23:54 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:23:57 Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:24:00 How about some tea?
00:24:03 That would be lovely.
00:24:05 Okay.
00:24:06 Wait. Where's Iden?
00:24:09 Um...
00:24:14 Iden and I...
00:24:17 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in a drive-in.
00:24:22 Well, finally.
00:24:24 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:24:26 Okay.
00:24:27 Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:24:45 I get to live another day.
00:24:47 Yes!
00:24:48 Yes!
00:24:49 Tell me, where is he?
00:24:57 He's, um...
00:24:58 He's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:25:00 Ugh! Brown, who's your bitch again?
00:25:02 Ah, help him away.
00:25:05 Have a goldfish.
00:25:08 Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:25:11 Oh.
00:25:17 Oh, gosh.
00:25:18 Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:25:25 I need to really stretch my glute.
00:25:28 Wider?
00:25:29 Open it.
00:25:30 More.
00:25:31 It's open.
00:25:32 More.
00:25:33 Okay.
00:25:34 Um, excuse me, sir.
00:25:44 Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:25:46 Okay, yeah, I think I should go.
00:25:48 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your steamy ex-wife.
00:25:51 Hey, Grandpa.
00:25:56 How are you?
00:25:57 Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:25:59 What do you mean?
00:26:00 Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:26:03 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:05 Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:26:07 She just left.
00:26:09 Even the tea is still warm.
00:26:11 You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glance at your wife.
00:26:16 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:26:18 Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:26:21 Go explain to your wife.
00:26:22 Actually, there's something about...
00:26:24 What?
00:26:25 I said...
00:26:26 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:26:32 She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:26:34 Even this tea.
00:26:36 She makes the blend all herself.
00:26:40 Okay.
00:26:41 This tea isn't bad.
00:26:48 Every day.
00:26:51 Grandpa, it's average.
00:26:53 Okay.
00:26:54 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:26:56 Gave it to Lisa already.
00:26:58 You can't bribe me with pits.
00:27:01 I want a human great-grandchild.
00:27:04 Now go home.
00:27:05 And don't you come back here.
00:27:07 Go home.
00:27:08 And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:27:11 Okay, Grandpa.
00:27:13 Hey, where you going with my tea?
00:27:20 It's not bad.
00:27:21 Hey, girl. What's wrong?
00:27:25 Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:27:28 Yes and no.
00:27:29 But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:27:31 I got a goldfish.
00:27:32 Is it a corn or a plum?
00:27:35 You want all the tea today?
00:27:37 Order up. One piping hot tea.
00:27:42 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:27:46 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:27:48 but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too.
00:27:50 How's that for tea?
00:27:52 Make sure it's hot.
00:27:55 What? Got enough work for you to do?
00:27:59 Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:28:02 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:28:06 so maybe I should ask him to...
00:28:07 Oh, don't cut yourself short. You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:28:10 Not a bad cup of tea either.
00:28:16 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:28:19 So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:28:26 It's just an herb blend.
00:28:29 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:28:32 I did?
00:28:35 Trish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:28:37 Mistress in person.
00:28:43 She's pretty.
00:28:45 But stupid and mean.
00:28:47 I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:28:49 Hmm. I'm a bit busy today.
00:28:52 Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:28:57 You two have fun.
00:29:00 Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:29:02 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:29:15 Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:23 I'm sick.
00:29:25 I can tell you what, Aiden.
00:29:29 He sent you here to serve me.
00:29:32 I could have spotted Gold Digger from a mile away.
00:29:34 Is that because you spend so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:37 I'm going to slot away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:29:41 Flies from drugs.
00:29:44 Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:29:46 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:29:50 Ah! She hit me!
00:29:53 I love technology.
00:29:56 Uh, she hit me, actually. The security family said I lied.
00:30:00 Anyway.
00:30:06 As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:30:11 Did I do better?
00:30:13 No! She's lying!
00:30:16 Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and the heart with him.
00:30:21 I can relax after a long day.
00:30:30 What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:30:40 Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:42 Uh, Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:30:46 Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:30:53 What?
00:30:54 Yeah.
00:30:55 Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:30:58 Shit, tell me that I helped.
00:31:02 Hey.
00:31:09 You're cute.
00:31:12 Wanna dance?
00:31:13 You're drunk. How about I take you home?
00:31:17 No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:31:19 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:31:22 Hey, can you get up?
00:31:24 Hey, ever heard of first come, first serve, ugly buddy?
00:31:27 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:31:30 Okay.
00:31:32 Um, you know what? Let's bet on it.
00:31:36 If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:31:38 But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:31:41 Deal.
00:31:42 Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house with Lisa.
00:31:44 Great.
00:31:45 Wanna come home with me?
00:31:51 Uh, that sounds good.
00:31:56 What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:32:00 Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:32:06 Good?
00:32:07 Mm-hmm.
00:32:08 Then you call Jake?
00:32:10 Or Miss Poopypants?
00:32:13 What, are you jealous?
00:32:15 My God, how can he be this hot?
00:32:19 Mr. Valentino. Mrs. Valentino?
00:32:22 Please sign.
00:32:24 Oh, sorry. Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:30 Oh, I get it.
00:32:33 Sorry for interrupting. Carry on.
00:32:36 All right, guys.
00:32:40 When we start stating her after the divorce...
00:32:43 Hey, more money for us lawyers.
00:32:47 So?
00:32:51 Mrs. Valentino, I'm sorry.
00:32:56 No.
00:32:59 Mrs. Valentino.
00:33:02 Okay, um...
00:33:05 I admit it.
00:33:10 I'm your ex-wife.
00:33:13 Oh, okay, okay.
00:33:24 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:33:26 Okay, okay.
00:33:30 Oh, that's nice.
00:33:43 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:33:50 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:33:54 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:34:02 I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:34:06 Whatever.
00:34:08 Wait, wait, wait.
00:34:10 Your hair smells so nice.
00:34:13 But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:34:18 Hmm.
00:34:20 Why, why does she always yell at me?
00:34:24 I don't yell at you.
00:34:27 Well, then tell me.
00:34:30 Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:33 Oh, I'm so confused.
00:34:41 Okay, you were drunk.
00:34:46 And now you're drunk.
00:34:48 Are you messing with me, Ida and Valentino?
00:34:51 Mrs. Sampson!
00:34:54 Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:34:58 that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:35:01 I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:35:04 Don't assume the worst of me.
00:35:06 Is money all that you care about?
00:35:08 No, I should have left you at the club. Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:35:14 Shit. I fucked up.
00:35:17 Got files for you.
00:35:24 Hey, Ida, get your favorite page for me.
00:35:26 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:35:29 They need your signature immediately.
00:35:31 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about my--
00:35:34 This is urgent.
00:35:43 How's your shoulder?
00:35:45 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:35:49 What?
00:35:50 No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:35:56 Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:35:59 Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:36:02 It may just be a silhouette,
00:36:04 but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:36:08 asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:36:10 Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back.
00:36:13 No way am I pregnant.
00:36:15 Samson, your back.
00:36:19 What?
00:36:20 Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:36:24 Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:36:27 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:36:29 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:36:33 Take off your blazer.
00:36:37 What?
00:36:39 Blazer.
00:36:40 That's an HR violation, actually.
00:36:44 Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:36:47 Now take off the blazer.
00:36:48 Stop, stop.
00:36:49 Lisa, ignore him.
00:36:50 What's the problem?
00:36:51 Take off the blazer.
00:36:52 We take off the blazer.
00:36:53 Take off the...
00:36:54 I'm not taking it off.
00:36:55 What's going on here?
00:36:57 You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:36:59 Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:37:01 Geez.
00:37:02 I hate circling on our date, right?
00:37:04 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:37:05 And you're coming with us.
00:37:06 What?
00:37:07 I can't.
00:37:08 I've got a fish to feed at home, and I don't want it to go belly up, so...
00:37:14 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:16 Your boss.
00:37:18 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:37:23 What, you're on the clock?
00:37:25 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:37:28 I didn't.
00:37:29 You don't need to circle it.
00:37:30 Patricia.
00:37:31 Fine.
00:37:33 I'll go.
00:37:34 But that's over time.
00:37:37 So you're going to pay.
00:37:40 Yeah.
00:37:41 Oh my god, Aiden.
00:37:43 Did you see that new film I got started in?
00:37:47 Okay, there's this character, an evil queen, and she reminds me so much of your squeamish
00:37:54 wife.
00:37:55 Thank you, my friend.
00:37:56 Of course.
00:37:57 On the house.
00:37:58 Cheers.
00:37:59 Oh no, looks like I got you all wet.
00:38:06 I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:38:15 Bathroom.
00:38:16 Sorry, skinny queen coming through.
00:38:20 Anyway, the production was, uh, my coverage, uh, they really should have put a higher budget.
00:38:28 I just, like, I'm really confused.
00:38:29 Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:38:31 They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:38:33 I just, whatever.
00:38:34 But you know me and...
00:38:35 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.
00:38:43 And who are you to tell me this?
00:38:45 His mistress?
00:38:46 He loves me.
00:38:47 What are you going to do, hit me?
00:38:57 Bingo.
00:38:58 You asked for it.
00:38:59 Mistress is getting slapped.
00:39:00 Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:01 I didn't, she slapped me.
00:39:02 And why would you do that?
00:39:03 Because I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:39:04 I don't think I can't fire you.
00:39:05 Yes, fire her.
00:39:06 You can't.
00:39:07 Because I am firing you.
00:39:08 For my life.
00:39:09 You can't do that.
00:39:10 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:11 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:12 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:13 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:14 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:15 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:16 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:17 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:18 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:19 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:20 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:21 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:22 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:23 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:24 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:25 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:26 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:27 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:28 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:29 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:30 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:31 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:32 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:33 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:34 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:35 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:36 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:37 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:38 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:39 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:40 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:41 I'm not going to do that.
00:39:43 Aiden, my leg.
00:39:45 It's hurting again.
00:39:46 She just fired you.
00:39:47 She just fired me.
00:39:50 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:11 Oh my God, this tea sucks.
00:40:12 What is this?
00:40:13 Some left, sir.
00:40:14 Remember?
00:40:15 Do you want a new one?
00:40:18 Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20 No, no.
00:40:21 I don't want it.
00:40:22 Take that away.
00:40:23 Yes, sir.
00:40:26 Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:40:40 Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves,
00:40:42 temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested
00:40:44 and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:46 Yeah, that's true.
00:40:48 Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:40:52 prepared to make any combination any time her little heart desired.
00:40:55 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:40:58 And such big shoes to fill.
00:41:00 How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:02 Spill the tea.
00:41:04 Did she get five of her summers to boost the balls?
00:41:08 Pun intended or unintended?
00:41:11 Careful not to get farther.
00:41:13 Unintended, right?
00:41:16 I thought so.
00:41:17 She's always so cold to me on the surface,
00:41:25 but deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:41:30 What's this?
00:41:33 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:41:36 The shop owners send both items here by mistake,
00:41:38 so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:41:40 Okay.
00:41:41 I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:41:43 but Samson still has the key.
00:41:45 Hire her back.
00:41:48 I mean, I don't get it.
00:41:49 When you fire somebody, they take the key.
00:41:51 That makes no sense.
00:41:52 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:41:54 Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:42:04 Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:42:07 LOL.
00:42:08 Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:42:11 Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:42:14 Oh.
00:42:17 It's a cute puppy.
00:42:20 I like puppies too.
00:42:22 Going out tonight?
00:42:25 Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:42:27 Who are you going out with?
00:42:32 I'm sorry.
00:42:33 No, it's...
00:42:35 It's probably best just to be nice.
00:42:38 Let me just...
00:42:39 Cute puppy.
00:42:45 Period.
00:42:48 Yeah, that's fine.
00:42:49 What?
00:42:54 Oh, this hard-to-get strategy is going too far, Lisa.
00:43:01 Geez, Jake.
00:43:02 What?
00:43:03 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:43:06 than it is the other way around?
00:43:08 How long have you been standing?
00:43:10 It's time for the adventure.
00:43:15 (Door slams)
00:43:16 (Door slams)
00:43:18 (Door slams)
00:43:19 (Dramatic music)
00:43:23 (Dramatic music)
00:43:51 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:53 My schemey ex-wife is here.
00:43:56 She better not say anything bad about me.
00:43:58 Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:44:01 You!
00:44:09 What are you doing here?
00:44:11 It's none of your beeswax.
00:44:14 Oh.
00:44:15 I don't work for you anymore.
00:44:17 And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:44:21 Who are you here to meet?
00:44:23 Showing this much skin?
00:44:25 Trying to look so appetizing?
00:44:27 Kissing for a new husband?
00:44:29 I'm definitely not kissing for you.
00:44:32 You are always so difficult.
00:44:34 Well, am I?
00:44:35 Sir, Mrs. Valentino.
00:44:37 Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:44:41 Mrs. Valentino?
00:44:43 Oh!
00:44:45 What?
00:44:49 Oh, my mistake.
00:44:51 Excuse me.
00:44:53 Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:54 Did I get the wrong person?
00:45:00 I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:45:05 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.
00:45:08 Mm.
00:45:09 The secretary.
00:45:13 I haven't looked at it.
00:45:15 I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:45:19 But she's married.
00:45:20 I heard she just got divorced.
00:45:21 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:45:23 She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:45:26 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:45:30 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:32 Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:45:35 Let's go.
00:45:36 Sir.
00:45:38 [Music]
00:45:48 This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:45:51 Oh.
00:45:52 [Dog barking]
00:45:55 Tam, you literally shit where you eat.
00:45:58 Just like him.
00:45:59 Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:46:02 [Dog barking]
00:46:04 But you're a good boy.
00:46:06 Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:46:08 [Dog barking]
00:46:09 She's talking about you, sir.
00:46:10 That's way too rude.
00:46:12 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:46:14 That's not her.
00:46:15 Vinnie, who are you here to see?
00:46:17 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed.
00:46:20 It's not that Lisa.
00:46:21 Let's go.
00:46:32 [Music]
00:46:48 Is he here to see me?
00:46:50 You're back.
00:46:57 I just walked your dog.
00:46:58 Thank you.
00:46:59 Mm-hmm.
00:47:00 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:47:06 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:12 He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:14 Hey, you're right, but I just...
00:47:17 I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:21 Now look...
00:47:23 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around him.
00:47:26 That's true.
00:47:27 But...
00:47:28 He's a two-timing scumbag.
00:47:30 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:32 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:47:34 You're right.
00:47:36 Okay, cheers to that.
00:47:37 Yeah.
00:47:38 Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:47:41 Yes, you are.
00:47:43 [Laughter]
00:47:44 [Music]
00:47:48 [Music]
00:47:50 What do you want?
00:47:59 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:04 Almost there, sir.
00:48:07 Hey, keep him waiting.
00:48:09 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:16 [Scream]
00:48:17 Samson, are you all right?
00:48:18 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:24 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:48:27 Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:48:32 So, bye!
00:48:34 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:36 Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:48:41 In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:48:46 Is he serious? It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:50 So how does that sound?
00:48:51 Oh, and not to mention it will be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:48:56 Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:49:01 All right, deal.
00:49:03 Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:49:07 I'm not a grossing condition. You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:49:13 Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:16 See you tomorrow.
00:49:17 Your tea.
00:49:27 Welcome back, Lisa.
00:49:29 So, tell me, did you block me?
00:49:35 No, definitely, definitely not.
00:49:41 Block you.
00:49:42 Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you walk?
00:49:46 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:49:49 Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:49:52 Who was it?
00:49:53 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:49:56 Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:49:58 You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:01 Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right inside.
00:50:04 Why are we back here again?
00:50:07 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:13 Bathroom!
00:50:14 Let's go.
00:50:24 Let's go.
00:50:25 Oh, my!
00:50:31 Aydin Valentino.
00:50:35 What can I do for you, Nick?
00:50:39 Is that one of your goons?
00:50:46 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:50:50 Hello, pretty.
00:50:52 Can I be Frank?
00:50:58 I would love that.
00:51:01 Hello, pretty.
00:51:03 You've got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:07 I'd better give you a tour you won't forget.
00:51:09 I'm not going to forget anything.
00:51:11 I'm going to give you a tour of the whole building.
00:51:14 You've got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:17 I'd better give you a tour you won't forget.
00:51:19 Respectfully, no.
00:51:21 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:25 Oh, really?
00:51:27 Well, in that case...
00:51:30 You're going to regret this!
00:51:44 I'll show you real pain.
00:51:46 Are you okay?
00:51:54 Don't you know who I am?
00:51:58 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:52:01 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:52:09 And the soul heirs to the maple fortune.
00:52:12 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:14 He doesn't look like part of the maple family at all.
00:52:17 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:52:21 What do you want, Iden?
00:52:23 Hmm.
00:52:24 The North Point Project.
00:52:26 I'm interested in this.
00:52:29 I'm interested in that.
00:52:32 A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:35 That's right.
00:52:36 All right.
00:52:39 I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:42 And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:46 I'm sorry.
00:52:49 And I apologize on behalf of this brutal idiot!
00:52:53 My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:56 Unlike yours.
00:52:57 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:53:00 Let's go.
00:53:05 [Music]
00:53:10 I, um...
00:53:11 Thank you for saving me.
00:53:15 And, um...
00:53:17 Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:53:21 Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:24 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:53:28 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:31 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:53:34 No.
00:53:35 No! No! I'm... I'm not!
00:53:39 Do you dance?
00:53:50 Oh, um...
00:53:52 No, um, not anymore.
00:53:54 I mean, not... just not anymore.
00:54:01 A gift.
00:54:03 From the company, not from me.
00:54:07 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:15 I do.
00:54:18 Oh, he's so ugly.
00:54:23 I'm not making love to you.
00:54:25 Did you hear me?
00:54:26 [Music]
00:54:32 [Screams]
00:54:33 Oh, no!
00:54:34 Are you okay?
00:54:36 I can't see. I can't see.
00:54:40 [Screams]
00:54:42 My leg!
00:54:43 Shit!
00:54:44 My leg!
00:54:45 You two!
00:54:46 Call the police!
00:54:48 Mr. Valentino!
00:54:50 We have to get you to safety.
00:54:51 One second.
00:54:52 Here.
00:54:54 This is my family heirloom.
00:54:56 Come find me.
00:54:57 We really have to go.
00:54:59 [Screams]
00:55:01 How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:22 He pays attention to me.
00:55:24 Ryan!
00:55:30 Lisa!
00:55:31 Hi.
00:55:32 Hi.
00:55:33 Here, let me get this.
00:55:36 This looks good.
00:55:41 Yeah, for tonight.
00:55:42 Oh, okay.
00:55:45 I got you some tickets to see Swan Lake next weekend.
00:55:48 What?
00:55:49 [Music]
00:55:54 I left them at the office.
00:55:56 [Music]
00:56:08 Wait, Lisa.
00:56:09 Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:12 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:15 Has that "I didn't balance enough" been mean to you?
00:56:17 No.
00:56:18 No, it's great.
00:56:20 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:56:23 And like, he got me to sign a purse.
00:56:25 If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:56:28 she wouldn't have had to agree to that marriage contract anyway.
00:56:30 It's all my fault.
00:56:32 No, it's not.
00:56:33 Hey, it's okay.
00:56:34 Ryan, it's not your fault.
00:56:38 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:46 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:56:49 Yo, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:51 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:56:53 Blackmailed you?
00:56:55 That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:56:56 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:56:58 Just live your happy married life.
00:57:01 That's all I want for you.
00:57:03 You've already done too much for me.
00:57:06 [Phone vibrates]
00:57:14 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:17 Will he be back for dinner?
00:57:18 I don't know.
00:57:19 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:29 I didn't Valentino.
00:57:31 Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:36 [Beep]
00:57:37 [Gasp]
00:57:43 What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:46 He was with her again?
00:57:48 You're like a leech, huh?
00:57:54 Can't get rid of you.
00:57:55 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:57:59 What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time, so you came back for more?
00:58:04 [Scream]
00:58:05 Name your price.
00:58:07 How much to get you away from Aiden?
00:58:11 For you to leave Aiden alone?
00:58:13 One million?
00:58:14 I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aiden alone.
00:58:18 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20 Is that how much Aiden Valentino is worth to you?
00:58:23 What a joke.
00:58:24 Five million.
00:58:25 Five trillion dollars.
00:58:30 Couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
00:58:32 What do you know about Aiden anyway?
00:58:34 He's allergic to peanuts.
00:58:36 He loves seafood and his evening runs.
00:58:39 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman, but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
00:58:44 He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop, just so that he can play with it.
00:58:50 I will seduce Aiden from you.
00:58:53 He's mine.
00:58:56 Yeah!
00:58:58 Aiden!
00:59:01 [clears throat]
00:59:02 Awkward!
00:59:05 What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:09 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
00:59:11 About me.
00:59:12 Okay.
00:59:15 Mrs. Valentino!
00:59:17 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
00:59:22 I'm Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:25 Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:28 Okay, okay.
00:59:29 Thank you.
00:59:30 I hope everything's okay.
00:59:32 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
00:59:34 Oh, good to see you again.
00:59:36 Yo, you too. You look great in your strobes.
00:59:39 Hi, baby.
00:59:41 Hi.
00:59:42 Grandpa.
00:59:44 Hi.
00:59:53 Yeah.
00:59:54 Remember Lisa Stamson?
00:59:58 How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:00 Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:00:16 You called for me?
01:00:17 Lisa!
01:00:18 My God!
01:00:23 Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:26 I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33 Well, you are already in here, so why don't you get the shot?
01:00:37 Fine.
01:00:39 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:00:52 Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:55 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:58 No.
01:00:59 You're actually the first.
01:01:02 I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:01:07 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:01:09 Sometimes.
01:01:14 You have an injury?
01:01:16 That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:18 No reaction.
01:01:21 He really doesn't care.
01:01:23 I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:01:25 Sure.
01:01:27 I mean it. Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:01:33 I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:40 So, I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:43 So, you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:47 No.
01:01:48 No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:52 Professional indeed.
01:01:54 I knew it.
01:01:56 Thank you. Yeah, um, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:04 Right.
01:02:06 That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:08 Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:12 Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:19 He says, um...
01:02:21 If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:25 She'll be thanking me.
01:02:27 Twice the work.
01:02:33 Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:38 I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:43 Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:48 Oh, no.
01:02:49 Mr. Valentino?
01:02:56 Mr. Valentino?
01:03:01 Here are those files that you asked for.
01:03:05 Hey, this place is nice.
01:03:15 Yeah, um, why, why, why are you naked?
01:03:18 Perf.
01:03:19 You break into my house and you start touching on my body and you call me a perf.
01:03:24 Interesting.
01:03:25 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:30 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:32 He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:35 But, now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:03:39 Cheers.
01:03:45 [drunkenly drinking]
01:03:47 That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:04:00 And, uh, I've really overloaded with...
01:04:03 stuff.
01:04:05 For the rest of the night.
01:04:07 I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them, and, um...
01:04:11 Yeah, I'll have...
01:04:12 Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:04:14 I mean, it's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:17 Oh, no, no, that's okay.
01:04:18 I have a ride already, you should just head home.
01:04:20 Okay.
01:04:22 See you later?
01:04:25 See you.
01:04:28 I bid you good eve.
01:04:29 Sir.
01:04:30 It's a pool.
01:04:38 Yep, that was my next guess.
01:04:40 Yes.
01:04:41 Why are you breaking up all of your loved ones' places without a service?
01:04:51 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking pillow right now?
01:04:58 [gasps]
01:05:00 [gasps]
01:05:02 You!
01:05:05 What are you doing here?
01:05:07 [gasps]
01:05:08 What the hell?
01:05:11 [gasps]
01:05:15 That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.
01:05:18 And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:05:22 Because we're cutting up your face.
01:05:26 [gasps]
01:05:31 This is my family heirloom.
01:05:32 [gasps]
01:05:33 Come find me.
01:05:35 Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:37 Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:40 Oh, this?
01:05:41 This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:05:44 Jealous?
01:05:45 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:49 Don't come near me.
01:05:52 I'm Aiden Valentino's wife, you don't want to mess with me.
01:05:57 You don't want to--
01:05:58 Quit bluffing, you were just his secretary last week.
01:06:01 [screams]
01:06:04 [screams]
01:06:05 Don't. Don't!
01:06:08 [screams]
01:06:09 [screams]
01:06:10 No, no, no, no, no!
01:06:12 [screams]
01:06:13 Hey!
01:06:15 Hey!
01:06:17 Hey!
01:06:19 You okay?
01:06:24 What took you so long?
01:06:25 Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:06:28 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:31 You'll see how Dunn's scared of him, he's vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:34 And Patricia Brown too.
01:06:36 They kidnapped her too?
01:06:38 No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:40 No, no, no, you must be imagining this, we didn't see her when we came to--
01:06:42 I didn't.
01:06:43 What? Listen to me.
01:06:45 Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:48 Fine.
01:06:51 Thanks for saving me.
01:06:53 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:06:54 Look, I'll take you back, come on, I'll take you back.
01:06:57 No, no.
01:06:58 Lisa!
01:07:00 [panting]
01:07:02 Lisa!
01:07:08 I'm sorry!
01:07:10 Please, I just want to talk for a second, Lisa, please!
01:07:14 Lisa!
01:07:18 [panting]
01:07:26 [gasping]
01:07:27 Ryan,
01:07:36 four years ago I borrowed a necklace,
01:07:40 Patricia Brown stole it.
01:07:42 She ransacked the house, it must have been her.
01:07:46 I'm sorry, sis, everything is my fault.
01:07:49 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:07:52 [phone ringing]
01:07:53 [gasping]
01:08:01 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:08:16 I mean, finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:08:18 What's going on?
01:08:21 I got kidnapped.
01:08:22 Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you,
01:08:28 your husband's actual savior?
01:08:30 No, get this, she's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit and run,
01:08:34 and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:08:36 That bitch!
01:08:38 She did everything to get closer to Aydin.
01:08:40 Yeah.
01:08:41 You've got to do something.
01:08:42 Like what?
01:08:43 He believes her completely,
01:08:48 and if I had any evidence at all,
01:08:50 I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:52 She's got the necklace.
01:08:55 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore
01:08:58 because he thinks that she's me.
01:08:59 Take your man back.
01:09:02 Take my man back?
01:09:05 Yeah.
01:09:06 It's Aydin.
01:09:11 Hello?
01:09:17 Hello?
01:09:18 This is the Irish Pub.
01:09:19 This lady is drunk.
01:09:21 Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:24 What was that?
01:09:26 Now what?
01:09:29 What are we going to do?
01:09:30 Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and get you changed.
01:09:33 We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:09:35 Yes, we are.
01:09:36 There you go.
01:09:40 Have a couple.
01:09:41 There you go.
01:09:42 You're the most cars in the world.
01:09:45 You're older than anybody else.
01:09:47 You're right.
01:09:48 All right.
01:09:50 Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:09:51 Oh, okay.
01:09:53 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:10:02 Because when you're awake,
01:10:04 like a tiger always chewing you out.
01:10:06 I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11 Yeah.
01:10:13 Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:10:15 Okay.
01:10:16 Hey, why don't you just take a nap?
01:10:19 I'll drive.
01:10:20 Oh, Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:10:30 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:37 Okay.
01:10:38 Okay, there you go.
01:10:49 And I'm taking you to my place
01:10:51 just because frankly I don't know where you live.
01:10:53 And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:55 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:11:00 Don't do anything stupid.
01:11:02 She's under the influence.
01:11:03 She's going to go.
01:11:05 Okay.
01:11:06 Wait, Lisa.
01:11:07 Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:11:11 Lisa, if you go any lower,
01:11:20 then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:22 If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:11:33 I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:36 [Sigh]
01:11:37 My, oh my, Samson.
01:11:50 Did you two spend the night together?
01:11:53 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:55 Got them.
01:11:57 That's right.
01:12:03 Take your man back.
01:12:04 [Sigh]
01:12:05 I made you coffee.
01:12:13 You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:15 But this is my special coffee.
01:12:17 Okay.
01:12:20 Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:12:26 You've got a phone under your arm.
01:12:33 Why don't you...
01:12:34 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles
01:12:42 and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:43 Jake liked my latte art.
01:12:48 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:12:51 Uh, no, his was a leaf.
01:12:53 Only you got the heart.
01:12:55 I made you lunch, too.
01:12:57 You made me lunch?
01:12:59 Mm-hmm.
01:13:01 [Door opening]
01:13:02 Sir, do you need to take a break?
01:13:04 No time to break, Olga.
01:13:06 Patricia Brown says I'm too boringly suited
01:13:09 to take up with a secretary.
01:13:10 I have to stop at all costs.
01:13:12 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:13:14 I love you.
01:13:18 Cut.
01:13:21 But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:23 Doesn't matter.
01:13:25 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:13:29 That right there, okay.
01:13:30 Grandpa.
01:13:34 Is it bad?
01:13:36 Don't mind me.
01:13:38 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:13:40 Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:42 Come on, Olga.
01:13:46 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:13:51 I seem a bit fast, though, sometimes.
01:13:54 [Clears throat]
01:13:55 You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:10 [Clears throat]
01:14:11 Mr. Bouncy?
01:14:37 [Suspenseful music]
01:14:38 Jay, this better be very important,
01:14:44 or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:45 What is it?
01:14:46 Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:14:47 Hey.
01:15:00 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:01 The police station?
01:15:03 [Suspenseful music]
01:15:04 Sorry I didn't come get me like this, sis.
01:15:08 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:15:10 You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:12 Why am I not surprised?
01:15:15 You two are siblings?
01:15:18 Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:20 You ruined my life.
01:15:22 Hey, Brian, stop.
01:15:23 Don't blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:25 Do you even know who I am?
01:15:28 What do you mean?
01:15:30 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:32 What do you mean?
01:15:33 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:35 I'm sure you do.
01:15:37 Hey, what is going on?
01:15:38 Aiden, they're harassing me.
01:15:39 She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:15:41 You know what?
01:15:43 You know what?
01:15:44 Hey, hey, stop.
01:15:45 You hurt him.
01:15:47 I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:49 You're apologizing to me for him.
01:15:51 I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:54 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:56 Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:58 He's cheating on you.
01:15:59 [Suspenseful music]
01:16:02 Let's go.
01:16:03 Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.
01:16:04 Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:08 Wait, what?
01:16:10 They're siblings.
01:16:11 Brian?
01:16:14 Oh my gosh, Brian and Sue.
01:16:15 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:17 [Suspenseful music]
01:16:19 Wait.
01:16:21 Aiden!
01:16:23 How am I supposed to get around?
01:16:24 Lisa, wait!
01:16:28 Wait!
01:16:30 Lisa!
01:16:31 [Suspenseful music]
01:16:33 Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:39 [Phone buzzing]
01:16:41 It's...
01:16:45 No, no.
01:16:46 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:48 [Suspenseful music]
01:16:50 Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:16:55 I require an in-person explanation of my office stat?
01:16:59 Yeah, I keep that at shoes.
01:17:00 Divorce him already! Why are you still with him?
01:17:02 We're already divorced.
01:17:04 Oh, good, good.
01:17:06 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:09 you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:11 It's not what I thought.
01:17:12 Now you're free, right?
01:17:14 So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:17:16 Yeah, please don't.
01:17:18 Why not?
01:17:19 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:17:21 Oh, I'm sure.
01:17:22 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:23 [Suspenseful music]
01:17:25 Brian?
01:17:27 Come on, please.
01:17:28 For me?
01:17:29 For you?
01:17:30 For me?
01:17:31 [Whistles]
01:17:32 The wiring in this room?
01:17:33 Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:17:35 make more space, easily, for a couple units a week.
01:17:37 Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:17:40 Thank you. And, um, I would...
01:17:42 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:17:44 You going on a date later?
01:17:45 [Suspenseful music]
01:17:47 Excuse me.
01:17:49 [Suspenseful music]
01:17:51 [Sighs]
01:17:57 [Phone buzzes]
01:17:58 Hi, Queens Ristorante.
01:18:02 7pm?
01:18:04 Thank you.
01:18:05 Can't wait.
01:18:06 [Suspenseful music]
01:18:07 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:18:12 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:18:15 Gosh, if she had that new skirt,
01:18:17 the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:18:18 she must have been pretty excited.
01:18:19 He must be successful.
01:18:21 I need a table at Queens Ristorante.
01:18:26 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:29 We're friends?
01:18:31 I have friends.
01:18:35 [Suspenseful music]
01:18:37 Yeah, that's me.
01:18:38 [Laughs]
01:18:39 Great.
01:18:40 I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:41 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee,
01:18:45 which I think is very hot.
01:18:47 And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:18:49 if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:18:53 I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:55 Ugh, we don't have to do this again.
01:18:57 Ah, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
01:18:59 Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:01 Just, you know, relax, enjoy your meal.
01:19:03 It's all good.
01:19:05 I will tell you,
01:19:06 if I make $3,000 a month,
01:19:10 I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:19:12 It's all good.
01:19:14 There's really no need.
01:19:16 Ah, forget about it.
01:19:18 Listen, I have a very spacious,
01:19:20 300-square-foot studio apartment
01:19:24 that I lease if you get my drift.
01:19:26 When we's a married,
01:19:31 you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:19:33 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know,
01:19:35 $200 a month, something like that.
01:19:37 What do you think about that?
01:19:39 Yeah, um, I make six figures.
01:19:41 I'm an engineer.
01:19:43 We could, um, go buy a chess club.
01:19:45 [Screams]
01:19:47 Come on!
01:19:48 You're joking me, Annie.
01:19:50 No, I'm not, really not.
01:19:52 Yeah, uh, your meal's on me.
01:19:54 Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:19:56 Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:19:58 so what do you think you can do better than me?
01:20:01 Get outta here.
01:20:02 [Laughs]
01:20:04 What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing?
01:20:06 What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:20:08 Mr. Sumtree.
01:20:11 Hello, Lisa.
01:20:13 I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:20:14 Mister, the bill for this table
01:20:17 has already been paid for
01:20:19 by Ida Valentino.
01:20:21 He says, "Miss Samson
01:20:22 deserves only the best."
01:20:24 [Laughs]
01:20:26 What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:20:28 Let me know if you find out.
01:20:30 Ha.
01:20:32 Thanks.
01:20:33 Okay, fine.
01:20:34 Then I'm gonna eat.
01:20:35 With Lisa gone,
01:20:36 your bill
01:20:37 is $1,250.
01:20:38 Dude.
01:20:40 What?
01:20:41 Real funny watching me get embarrassed
01:20:43 to get, isn't it?
01:20:45 Hey!
01:20:46 No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:47 You kiss me and you go to the bathroom.
01:20:48 I'm not gonna do that.
01:20:50 You kiss me and you go on a date
01:20:51 with another guy.
01:20:52 How is that fair?
01:20:53 What, and you're any better?
01:20:54 Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:20:55 and so then you swoop in
01:20:56 and immediately take her side.
01:20:57 Someone's jealous here.
01:20:59 I think I can help you.
01:21:00 Hey, hey!
01:21:01 You okay?
01:21:04 Look.
01:21:06 There's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:07 It's only because she saved my life
01:21:09 four years ago.
01:21:10 You can't hear this.
01:21:12 [Suspenseful music]
01:21:14 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:25 Oh, also,
01:21:27 if you plan on re-marrying Miss Sampson,
01:21:28 you would need to make sure--
01:21:29 Wait, wait, hang on.
01:21:30 Re-marrying?
01:21:32 Yeah, I saw you two together
01:21:34 the other night.
01:21:35 The other night, I don't remember.
01:21:36 At 7-7.
01:21:37 Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:21:40 This is Valentino.
01:21:41 You hired your ex-wife
01:21:44 as your secretary?
01:21:45 My ex-wife?
01:21:46 Lisa, please tell me that this
01:21:49 is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:50 No.
01:21:52 I am your ex-wife.
01:21:53 So I'm just a real joke here.
01:21:54 The fool.
01:21:56 Chasing you around,
01:21:57 running around, saving you.
01:21:58 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:00 No.
01:22:02 I mean, even the nurse
01:22:03 called you Miss Valentino.
01:22:04 I even went to your house
01:22:06 and I saw another woman.
01:22:07 Okay, if you had cared about me
01:22:08 even one tiny little bit,
01:22:09 you would have known
01:22:11 what I looked like.
01:22:12 You didn't even know my name.
01:22:13 So this is just revenge then.
01:22:14 On who?
01:22:16 Myself?
01:22:17 Lisa Sampson.
01:22:18 I did Valentino!
01:22:19 Okay, so I can't even
01:22:23 have a coffee now?
01:22:24 I mean, how could she
01:22:29 be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:30 What's wrong?
01:22:31 What's wrong?
01:22:32 What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:33 I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:22:34 Where is it?
01:22:35 Wait for secretary, sir.
01:22:36 You tell me!
01:22:37 I already gave it to you.
01:22:38 Not seeing anything in here.
01:22:39 It's right here.
01:22:40 He found it.
01:22:41 Huh.
01:22:42 Paradise Philly.
01:22:43 I'm not sure what that is.
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01:23:40 Sir, you never know.
01:23:42 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:44 I know my Lisa.
01:23:46 She's not like that.
01:23:49 I hate Lisa.
01:23:55 Are those flowers for Lisa's hair?
01:24:01 Sure are.
01:24:02 Oh!
01:24:06 What are you doing, sir?
01:24:08 Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:09 I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:24:11 Now!
01:24:12 Home for me.
01:24:19 Hey, hey, Lisa.
01:24:22 Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:24 Perfect.
01:24:26 Grab a Valentino.
01:24:33 Lisa, come back tonight with eyes for dinner.
01:24:36 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:39 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:45 The car's ready, sir.
01:24:48 Thank you.
01:24:49 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:57 Anytime.
01:24:59 So you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:25:02 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:04 I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:06 She couldn't say no.
01:25:07 But you always said, um...
01:25:09 She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:25:13 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for reals this time?
01:25:18 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:21 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:25:24 Thank you, Olga.
01:25:34 Cheers.
01:25:35 We're all finally here together as a family.
01:25:39 Cheers.
01:25:40 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:25:44 Together.
01:25:45 That's fantastic.
01:25:47 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:25:50 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:53 Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:58 I know how you like them.
01:26:01 Grandpa's watching.
01:26:03 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:21 All night long.
01:26:23 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:27 All night long.
01:26:29 I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:31 Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:33 What are you doing, Stoli?
01:26:37 This is your chance.
01:26:39 Go!
01:26:41 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:50 Cheers.
01:26:51 Cheers.
01:26:52 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:27:03 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:18 There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:21 What are you looking for?
01:27:23 Nothing.
01:27:24 What are you doing here?
01:27:27 Doing you.
01:27:29 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:34 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:38 Uh, no way.
01:27:41 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:44 Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:46 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:48 I don't mind it.
01:27:50 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:54 I don't mind it.
01:27:56 Jake?
01:28:07 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:10 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:12 Hi. Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:16 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:28:19 so you and Lisa will need to do some O.D.
01:28:21 Thank you.
01:28:23 Honey, we're going to cover an important subject.
01:28:36 [Music]
01:28:56 Goodnight.
01:28:57 [Music]
01:29:07 You're a beautiful little girl.
01:29:09 I know your dad didn't even accept you.
01:29:14 I should tell him.
01:29:20 I should tell him.
01:29:24 [Music]
01:29:28 Hi.
01:29:29 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:29:33 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:29:37 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:40 Okay.
01:29:42 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:29:46 this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:29:50 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:53 [Music]
01:29:55 Oh, hey.
01:29:56 Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:30:00 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:03 You're pregnant?
01:30:05 Who's the man?
01:30:07 You're pregnant?
01:30:10 Who's the man?
01:30:11 You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:30:13 The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:15 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:19 Is there somebody else?
01:30:22 I've asked you the same.
01:30:24 I did my leg, it's hurting. I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:29 Let's go.
01:30:31 That's Lisa. Should we give her a ride?
01:30:46 No need.
01:30:48 No?
01:30:49 No.
01:30:50 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:52 Start the car.
01:30:53 Irene Valentino, you're a dick!
01:31:11 You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:31:14 [Music]
01:31:20 I don't want to tell you about that baby.
01:31:22 So as of the reports that I sent over you guys from Robert, our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:30 So we have a...
01:31:31 Sorry I'm late.
01:31:36 No excuses.
01:31:37 Hey, hey.
01:31:40 [Music]
01:31:45 You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:46 I know.
01:31:47 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:50 Go inside and get some rest. I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:54 I'm fine.
01:31:56 See you later, girl.
01:32:06 [Music]
01:32:10 Mr. Valentino, my letter of resignation.
01:32:14 My letter of resignation.
01:32:18 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:22 Focus on that.
01:32:24 Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:32:28 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:30 What do you mean?
01:32:33 [Music]
01:32:36 I mean, you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:40 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:43 You really love that man that much?
01:32:45 Some of you must decide.
01:32:48 [Music]
01:32:58 Happy birthday to you.
01:33:04 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:06 Yay!
01:33:08 I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:11 I can celebrate my birthday with both of you together this time.
01:33:17 If only by next year we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:33:23 [Music]
01:33:25 I'm sorry.
01:33:27 Is she crazy?
01:33:29 Lisa.
01:33:33 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:42 Stop!
01:33:48 What? You're carrying somebody else's child but won't even let me touch you?
01:33:51 The fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:53 [Music]
01:33:58 I've had enough of your madness.
01:34:00 Grow the fuck up.
01:34:02 [Music]
01:34:10 [Screaming]
01:34:21 Hello! Wait a minute.
01:34:23 Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:26 Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:30 but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:35 Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:37 Okay.
01:34:40 [Screaming]
01:34:46 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:34:50 Hey! Her daughter's baby!
01:34:52 You're a fraud!
01:34:54 And to think I believed in you all this time.
01:34:56 Ruined me!
01:35:00 Hey! Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
01:35:04 I didn't.
01:35:05 Are you okay?
01:35:06 I didn't.
01:35:07 Okay, call an ambulance now.
01:35:08 I didn't. She's faking. She fell by herself.
01:35:11 She's a lying bitch!
01:35:15 [Music]
01:35:21 She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:25 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:28 Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:34 But doctor, can you just save the move?
01:35:38 I'll try my best.
01:35:41 I'll be right back.
01:35:45 Okay.
01:35:46 Bill?
01:35:56 What's wrong?
01:35:59 You know what to do.
01:36:07 [Music]
01:36:16 The patient is in a critical state. We need to operate now.
01:36:19 What's going on? Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:23 She doesn't need one.
01:36:24 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:28 [Music]
01:36:41 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:44 What's happening?
01:36:54 Where am I?
01:36:56 We've had some complications. We need to operate on you.
01:37:00 No, this isn't right.
01:37:01 Who are you working for? Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:37:06 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child! No!
01:37:13 Lisa!
01:37:14 It's okay. I got you. Lisa, Lisa. Hey, hey, hey.
01:37:18 You're okay.
01:37:20 Jane, show her.
01:37:23 Sit her down.
01:37:25 [Music]
01:37:31 So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:35 It was, it was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:40 She, she blackmailed me.
01:37:42 And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:37:48 And...
01:37:49 And what?
01:37:51 And what?
01:37:55 And forged x-rays of her broken leg.
01:37:58 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:02 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:06 I checked the database. It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:38:13 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:19 Is that Lisa?
01:38:23 [Music]
01:38:26 Lisa!
01:38:27 What did she do?
01:38:29 Patricia, stop. You don't want to do this.
01:38:33 If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:39 If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:43 I don't think so.
01:38:45 I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:50 I saved Aiden, and he will believe me.
01:38:53 Why?
01:38:55 Because I have the necklace.
01:38:56 No! Give it back!
01:38:59 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:03 You can have it back for my dead body.
01:39:06 That'll have to work.
01:39:07 No, Patricia, stop!
01:39:09 No, no!
01:39:10 Lisa.
01:39:18 This is all your fault.
01:39:20 It's okay. Okay.
01:39:23 Lisa.
01:39:24 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:27 Hey, Lee.
01:39:41 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:47 Finally! Justice is served!
01:39:49 Hey, Ryan.
01:39:55 Sis, did you see the news?
01:39:56 Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:39:59 Yeah, I saw.
01:40:00 Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:05 Why?
01:40:06 He asked me about you.
01:40:08 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:10 He knows you're at the Girl League Statement College now.
01:40:12 And he also paid off all our debts.
01:40:15 All our debts.
01:40:16 You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:29 I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:32 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:37 [Music]
01:40:57 Let's go.
01:40:59 Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:41:05 For you and the baby.
01:41:07 More maturity gifts again?
01:41:10 I don't think we can get those things ourselves.
01:41:12 I'm gonna go get 'em.
01:41:13 [Music]
01:41:36 Lisa.
01:41:38 Lisa.
01:41:43 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:47 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:50 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:53 Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:56 No, I, um...
01:41:59 Lisa.
01:42:03 I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:42:08 And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:12 And I neglected you.
01:42:15 And I'm sorry about that.
01:42:16 And I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:20 Will you please give me another chance?
01:42:25 What about the baby?
01:42:29 You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:33 I know, babe.
01:42:37 Will you please help me?
01:42:38 I'm sorry.
01:42:40 That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:42:59 Yeah.
01:43:01 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:04 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:07 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:09 And...
01:43:13 Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:43:16 You've been performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:19 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:43:21 And, uh, about the baby.
01:43:25 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:28 And I'll love it all the same, even if we have kids later.
01:43:33 Dad.
01:43:34 Sir! Wait, wait!
01:43:37 Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:43:39 Just listen.
01:43:40 That's the woman!
01:43:42 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:46 Tickets, all at Ami Bay.
01:43:47 You don't want it.
01:43:48 Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:51 That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:53 This is my old phone.
01:43:54 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:44:00 My God, that means that I'm...
01:44:01 The baby is yours.
01:44:05 Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:44:10 Put a ring on it!
01:44:12 Before she runs away again.
01:44:14 I never gave you...
01:44:22 The proposal that you deserved.
01:44:25 Let me try again.
01:44:29 Will you marry me?
01:44:30 For real this time.
01:44:40 Yes.
01:44:43 Yes?
01:44:44 Yes.
01:44:45 Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:47 Again.
01:44:53 Thanks.
01:44:54 [Music]