Packages from Planet X Packages from Planet X E013 Truth Or Scare Working For Peanuts
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00:26 - Nice nose candy, Tinkler!
00:28 - Uh... More Halloween humiliation.
00:31 - Can we please not go there this year?
00:33 I was 7! It's ancient history!
00:35 - I changed my mind. I think I'll take Truth. Not Dare!
00:40 - No way, Dan! Do the Dare!
00:43 - You have to smooch the gnome!
00:45 - Uh... oh... oh?
00:55 - What are you kids doing? Scaring my kitty again?
00:59 Oh, Mr. Wrinkles, did you do a tinkle on mommy's porch?
01:03 Oh, my mistake!
01:06 - My recurring Halloween nightmare.
01:10 - Will I ever live it down?
01:12 - Not with us to remind you!
01:14 - Tinkler!
01:15 - Enough! I'm gonna prove my Dan-hood once and for all!
01:19 I hereby challenge you to Halloween Truth or Dare, Ultimate Edition!
01:23 - Dan, are you sure you wanna do this?
01:25 You know how fearless I am.
01:27 - Fearless is one of my other middle names,
01:29 between Yulani and Hanakahi.
01:31 - Right. Nothing scares you guys.
01:34 - Ah! Banana, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-face!
01:38 - No!
01:47 - Like taking Halloween candy from two babies.
01:50 - All I have to do is find the most epic dare ever.
01:53 - Nice costume, Troll!
01:57 You totally nailed Spiny the Smiling Bluefish.
02:00 - I know! Give Spiny a hug!
02:03 - So... what exactly are you, anyway?
02:09 - Only the scariest, hilarious Halloween monster imaginable!
02:13 They call me... Prankinstein!
02:17 - Ah!
02:19 - Do you need to go home and change your costume?
02:22 - Nope, I ain't dry. This might come in handy tonight.
02:25 - No way! No alien assistance.
02:27 - Yeah, a done dare don't count if you're getting Planet Extra help.
02:31 - No packages? No problem.
02:33 All right, time to get biz-ay!
02:35 This is for full bragging rights.
02:37 Truth or Dare?
02:39 - Dare!
02:40 - Then prepare for the ultimate scare,
02:43 because the dare is to sneak into the heart of gone alien lair
02:47 and prove your bravery by snapping a picture with...
02:50 Copernicus!
02:52 While he's asleep!
02:54 - Are you insane? It's too risky!
02:57 - Yeah, dude, that's way too twisted, even for Prankinstein!
03:01 - Oh, OK. Then in keeping with the rules of Truth or Dare,
03:05 I win!
03:07 - Whoa! Not so fast, Monster Mash.
03:09 I don't back down that easily.
03:11 - Then you gotta do the dare, doll,
03:14 unless you're too scared and want no one home to...
03:17 - Mwa-mwa! Mwa-mwa!
03:19 - All right! You're on! I'm in!
03:22 - Me too! I never back down from a challenge!
03:25 Or... the chance to terrorize Zembrowski!
03:28 Cock-a-doodle-doo!
03:30 - Sorry, dude, but your Copernicus needs work.
03:32 All we have to do is wait for him to go beddy-bye,
03:35 and the ultimate Halloween dare is on!
03:37 - Mwahaha!
03:39 - I question your research!
03:41 Are you sure this is how other Halloween homeowners are dressed?
03:44 - Blech, blech, blech...
03:47 - Oh, God!
03:49 - Oh, God!
03:51 - Wait! Don't leave!
03:53 There's plenty of treats to go around!
03:55 Look! Some are still moving!
03:57 - Gah! Not a willing victim in sight!
04:05 - Ah!
04:07 - Ah!
04:09 - I hate this human holiday!
04:11 I'm going to bed!
04:15 - Time to get our dare on!
04:18 - A human snatching alien with an open-door policy?
04:22 I smell a trap!
04:24 - The coast is clear.
04:26 And creepy.
04:28 Wanna back out? 'Cause we know you're gonna freak out.
04:31 - And lose to the Tinkler?
04:33 - Ha! You wish! Tinkler.
04:35 - All right. Let's not lose sight of the big picture.
04:38 This is a contest in which the bravest man--
04:41 - Or Amanda. - --wins.
04:43 So I suggest we split up and find Copernicus's bedroom alone.
04:48 Whoa! That's gotta be the bedroom of doom!
04:57 Time to show 'em what you're made of, Dan!
05:02 - What? - His laundry room.
05:05 - Bingo! Sounds like an evil old guy grabbing some shut-eye.
05:12 - For those--
05:23 - Get a grip, Amanda! Don't freak out!
05:26 At least their eyes are closed!
05:29 - Amanda!
05:31 - First a quick pick with Copernicus,
05:36 then I'll find out where to get more of these.
05:39 This is either a closet or Copernicus's coffin-sized crib.
05:46 I hope he's decent.
05:50 - Ha!
05:52 - Ha!
05:58 - Non, non, non, non, non!
06:00 I'm dead!
06:02 - Ah!
06:04 Help me!
06:06 Help me!
06:08 - Never would have pegged Copernicus as a waterbed, man.
06:23 Pretty comfy, though.
06:33 - Amanda!
06:37 - What's the matter? You're as pale as a ghost!
06:40 - Ah! Ah! Ah!
06:42 - Oh, no! Did Copernicus cocoon you and stuff you with an alien baby?
06:46 - Ah! Ah! Ah!
06:48 - That's a yes! Stay here! Don't move! I'm going for help!
06:51 - Ah!
06:53 - You have to listen to Amanda's big cocoon
06:55 and turn into some kind of alien baby bear!
06:57 We have to do something!
06:59 - Join us! That's what you do!
07:01 - Give it up, bud.
07:03 That Copernicus impression still ain't cutting it.
07:06 If we get out of here, you should totally take an improv class.
07:09 - Dan, Cole really has gone!
07:11 - Alien?
07:13 - Uh-huh.
07:15 - Ah!
07:17 Our guests have arrived!
07:19 Thank you, Teenage Minion.
07:21 Please, make yourselves uncomfortable.
07:24 You've been sitting here for a long, long time!
07:27 Ah!
07:29 - I'm good. Standing's good.
07:31 - No, you're not.
07:33 You'll get used to your new accommodation soon enough.
07:36 And whenever a new package arrives,
07:38 you'll open it for me!
07:40 Ah!
07:42 - Forget it, Count Dorkula! I'll never open a package for you,
07:44 no matter how many drop in.
07:46 You might as well whack me now.
07:48 - Eliminate you? Oh, no!
07:50 I have no intention of cutting the head off my golden goose.
07:53 That's a mistake you only make once.
07:55 - Ah!
07:57 - That said, if you decide not to play ball,
08:00 I'll have no trouble cocooning your little girlfriend.
08:03 - I am not his girlfriend! - She's not my girlfriend!
08:05 - Ah!
08:07 - Ah!
08:09 - Alimeric, keep it quiet!
08:11 A dungeon is no place for infernal screaming!
08:13 - Sorry, guys.
08:15 Guess it's too late to pick truth instead of dare, huh?
08:17 - Ah!
08:19 - What do you mean, "Where's the off switch"?
08:21 They're not dolls!
08:23 Does this look like a doll to you?
08:25 - Ah!
08:27 - Okay, Copernicus,
08:29 I'll let my friends go.
08:31 I'll be your package popper for life.
08:33 Just please keep that freaky thing away from Amanda.
08:36 - Ah!
08:38 - Ah!
08:40 - Ooh!
08:42 But it's so blood-curdlingly cuddly.
08:44 Who could be so afraid of something so cute and doll-like?
08:49 - Don't let him get to you, Amanda.
08:51 Whatever you do, don't go berserk!
08:53 - Would you like to hold it?
08:55 - Yeah.
08:57 - Ah!
08:59 - Ah!
09:01 I hate dolls!
09:03 Ah!
09:05 - Ah!
09:07 - Let it be!
09:09 I need you!
09:11 - Ah!
09:13 - Ooh!
09:15 Good thing he won't remember this.
09:17 - Ah!
09:19 - Ah!
09:21 - I'm a father!
09:23 - And I'm the winner!
09:25 - Say cheesy!
09:27 - I have to admit, it's pretty awesome.
09:30 Gruesome, but awesome.
09:32 Even though it was a seriously dumb dare,
09:34 you held it together and saved our butts.
09:36 - We bow to the unsoiled victor,
09:39 Dan Zemby, bravest of the brave!
09:42 And to the victor go the spoils.
09:44 It's those little candy hearts with the liquid center so good.
09:48 - Uh, buddy, I don't think those are candy.
09:51 - What do you mean? What kind of hearts have I been eating?
09:54 - Ah!
09:57 (gurgling)
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10:02 - Morning, greatest family in the world!
10:04 Like the new uniform?
10:06 - Oh, Dwayne, you know I can't resist a man in uniform.
10:08 - Really? Even that uniform?
10:10 - Yep, don't knock it, son.
10:12 You're talking to the new part-time pooper man.
10:14 - Pooper what?
10:16 You mean those dudes who clean up porta-potties?
10:18 Why?
10:20 - Well, I gotta pay the bills somehow,
10:22 and the bait business is in the toilet.
10:24 I still can't figure out what happened to all the fish.
10:26 Hit it, Trollio!
10:28 - Ho!
10:30 (cris de joie)
10:32 (cris de joie)
10:34 - Huh?
10:38 - Uh-oh, that can't be good for business.
10:44 Uh, maybe they went south for the winter.
10:46 Oh, well, I gotta ramble.
10:48 Duty calls. Get it?
10:50 Doody. That's a little waste removal of humor.
10:52 - Oh, Dwayne.
10:54 - He left to school. Plenty of room in the truck.
10:56 Old sucky, we call her.
10:58 - No! What will the kids at school think if they see me in that?
11:00 Uh, I mean, 'cause it's bad for the environment to drive to school.
11:04 I should be walking.
11:06 - No, I get it.
11:08 You're embarrassed by the old man.
11:10 - Uh, Dad, seriously, I'm really concerned about greenhouse gases.
11:15 - Buh-bam!
11:21 (screaming)
11:23 - It's almost like these aliens do stuff like this on purpose.
11:26 - That's weird.
11:31 Why didn't the box morph when you opened it?
11:33 - What's with the foam peanuts?
11:35 - Yeah, bubble wrap is way funner.
11:37 (humming)
11:39 - Uh...
11:41 - It's here, Calamari!
11:47 Oh, how I've waited for this day!
11:49 (laughing)
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