00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Doctor, there's a husband here to see you.
00:04 (audience laughing)
00:05 - Sit, I'll take your blood pressure.
00:07 - I was just kidding, I brought you lunch.
00:09 - I am not kidding, give me your arm.
00:11 (audience laughing)
00:15 - I wish you'd have one of these at home.
00:16 You could play doctor, I'll play patient.
00:18 Maybe we violate some HIPAA laws.
00:21 (audience laughing)
00:22 - Oh, there will be HIPs involved.
00:24 (audience laughing)
00:27 - All right.
00:28 (audience laughing)
00:29 - You know, my numbers should be a little lower
00:31 now that I'm the former CEO of Maxdot.
00:33 - How does it feel?
00:35 - Weird.
00:36 I always thought when I finally stopped working,
00:38 I'd be old and infirm.
00:41 - Well, good news, you are just old.
00:43 (audience laughing)
00:45 - Don't worry, I'm not staying.
00:47 I know you're busy being sugar mama.
00:49 - Uh-uh.
00:50 - Doctor sugar mama.
00:51 (audience laughing)
00:52 - But now you're free to,
00:54 you know, I don't know what retired people do.
00:57 (audience laughing)
00:59 - You know, me neither.
01:00 I don't wanna sit around doing nothing.
01:02 I mean, I want a purpose.
01:04 - Oh.
01:05 - What was that for?
01:08 - It is so sexy how not lazy you are.
01:10 (audience laughing)
01:12 What about the book you wanted to write?
01:14 The one about socks?
01:15 - Well, the socks would just be a metaphor
01:17 for all the things I've learned.
01:18 - Great, write it down.
01:20 - That's a silly idea.
01:21 You know, a way to capture all the knowledge
01:23 I've woven together over the years.
01:25 (audience laughing)
01:27 - Woven, like the socks.
01:30 That was humorous.
01:31 - I was going for humorous.
01:35 You know what?
01:36 I'm gonna go buy some notebooks.
01:37 - That seems like a good idea.
01:38 - Yeah.
01:40 - Seams?
01:41 Like it?
01:43 (audience laughing)
01:44 - Like a sock seam.
01:45 Look at you making a pun.
01:47 (audience laughing)
01:48 - You can use that one, but if you take any more,
01:50 I want credits.
01:51 - Yes, ma'am.
01:52 (audience laughing)
01:55 (silence)
01:57 (silence)
01:59 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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