00:00 - The stew smells delicious, Auntie.
00:03 - That's very kind, Bob.
00:05 Would anyone else like to praise me?
00:08 [audience laughter]
00:09 - I cannot wait.
00:10 - Wonderful.
00:11 - Oh, thank you.
00:13 [audience laughter]
00:14 - Why do you insist on doing all the cooking yourself?
00:17 You have a legendary hostess
00:19 wasting away on your lumpy couch.
00:22 - Yeah, let her help.
00:23 - Instead of sitting there counting my beers.
00:27 - Three.
00:29 - It's Saturday, and I'm not driving.
00:33 - Auntie, maybe next week,
00:35 Mommy can help with some of the preparations.
00:37 - I will not waste my talent cutting onions.
00:40 - And I do not need help cutting onions.
00:43 What is wrong with you?
00:45 [audience laughter]
00:46 - Nice try, honey.
00:47 - My wife has always prepared the family meal by herself.
00:51 30 years, I've never lifted a finger in that kitchen.
00:55 - Have you ever actually tried to help?
00:58 - I do not need your advice navigating my marriage.
01:02 [audience laughter]
01:03 [audience laughter]
01:04 [silence]
01:07 [silence]
01:10 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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