00:00 I'm busy with my writing, so I don't have time to cook.
00:02 [ Laughter ]
00:04 Would you guys like to read what I've done so far?
00:07 I'd love to.
00:09 It's just the opening,
00:11 but I think you'll see why it took some time.
00:13 [ Laughter ]
00:15 Did you get to the joke yet?
00:20 [ Laughter ]
00:22 Uh, oh. Oh, yes. So funny. Oh, yeah.
00:25 Yeah, so funny.
00:27 Uh, yeah, okay, uh-huh. Yeah, here it is.
00:31 It's right here. Right there at the end.
00:33 Oh, yeah. The beginning of the end.
00:36 [ Laughter ]
00:37 Well, it's the same.
00:38 Yeah, it's in there.
00:40 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
00:42 The one in the middle.
00:43 Oh, very good.
00:46 It's unanimous. I've earned myself a brewski.
00:49 [ Laughter ]
00:52 Oh. Oh, my God.
00:55 When he said "the opening,"
00:56 he meant the literal opening of the store.
01:00 8 o'clock, I walk in, turn on the lights,
01:03 and flip the "closed" sign to "open."
01:07 If I don't, people will think it's closed,
01:10 which I've done a couple of times.
01:11 [ Laughter ]
01:13 Is that the joke? Which one?
01:16 ♪♪
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