00:00 I knew I'd find you here.
00:02 I could smell the bacon walking up the driveway.
00:06 I'm not here for the bacon.
00:08 I'm here to spend time with my family.
00:11 My crunchy, applewood-smoked family.
00:14 [ Laughter ]
00:17 Hey, what are you doing here?
00:19 I need to vent.
00:20 I'm trying to put everything in order for Harris
00:23 to start taking over the lunchbox,
00:24 but the paperwork, it's crazy.
00:26 Business license, food handler license,
00:29 liquor permit.
00:31 You have no idea what the man
00:33 puts a small-business owner through.
00:35 Oh, I do. I run my own hardware store.
00:37 I have my own drywall business.
00:39 Yeah, I used to manage Casita Benita.
00:41 I ran an Orange Julius in Minnesota.
00:45 Sometimes it's okay to just listen.
00:50 So, is anyone interested --
00:53 Nope.
00:54 Wait till I ask.
00:57 Is anyone interested
01:00 in coming to Beverly Rose's school?
01:02 Nope.
01:04 Oh, come on.
01:05 Doesn't anyone want to help make a difference
01:07 in a young person's life?
01:08 No.
01:09 Help.
01:11 ♪♪
Comments