00:00 [Dramatic music]
00:10 [Jazz music]
00:22 Mr. Seinfeld, I'm Kelman P. Gasworth, the president of Pop-Tarts.
00:26 I just made a whole movie about Pop-Tarts.
00:28 Did you now? Well, well, well, isn't that something? Do you think maybe that's why you're here?
00:34 At least me.
00:35 It's my understanding that you neither sought nor received permission to use our product in your movie.
00:41 [Hums]
00:43 What did you say?
00:44 What Tardy is asking is, are you familiar with the concept of trademark infringement?
00:49 That sounds complicated.
00:50 Actually, it's quite simple. You see, Mr. Seinfeld, you took something of ours. Now, we're going to take something of yours.
00:58 Show him, Tardy.
01:00 [Thud]
01:02 Shmoopy Jackie Chiles and the Soup Nazi. My characters.
01:05 They're my characters now, Mr. Seinfeld. Tell me, how does it feel when people steal your ideas and then do whatever they want with them?
01:12 You mean like friends?
01:13 Take a gander at this. It's our new show. People in Pontiacs Eating Pop-Tarts.
01:20 [Music]
01:23 I picked this Pontiac for you because I thought you'd like it.
01:27 [Music]
01:28 Oh! Oh!
01:29 [Laughs]
01:33 Well, I gotta get going. I got a show tonight.
01:35 No, you don't. You're not a comedian anymore. I am.
01:40 Why is Frankenstein wearing a sport jacket? It's not a wine tasting. We're terrorizing villagers.
01:52 It's a tough business.
01:54 [Music]
02:04 Does this make you uncomfortable?
02:07 Answer the phone.
02:10 (dramatic music)
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