00:00 So we narrowed it down to five schools.
00:02 We got Caltech and Stanford and California.
00:04 The left coast.
00:05 Mom.
00:06 It is.
00:07 Can I continue?
00:08 Also known as the land of fruits and nuts. Continue.
00:11 And on the east coast, we got MIT, Harvard and Princeton.
00:14 Damn Yankees.
00:16 We can't move the schools, Connie.
00:18 There's also East Texas Tech.
00:20 Is that a school that you're considering?
00:22 I have friends there and it's close to all of you.
00:24 Why would you want to be close to us?
00:25 Missy, this is your decision,
00:27 but best I understand these other schools are major leagues
00:30 and East Texas Tech is p-ball.
00:33 Please don't make sports analogies.
00:35 Fine.
00:36 These schools are like Superman
00:39 and East Texas Tech is like...
00:41 regular men?
00:43 Better, I think.
00:45 If you're worried about being far away,
00:47 they're all offering to pay for travel expenses
00:50 so you can come home for the holidays.
00:52 But to be clear, you don't have to.
00:54 And we can also come and visit you.
00:56 Oh, free trip, I like that.
00:58 You were just complaining about these places.
01:00 I can complain on a beach.
01:03 This is a difficult decision.
01:06 Which is why we're all here to help you make it.
01:09 ♪ Now this is a story all about how my life... ♪
01:15 Are we not done?
01:17 It felt done.
01:19 I'm sitting right there.
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