Eid kay Din Hoshyarian kay Fankar Hain Mehman,Haroon Rafiq nay Khail kay Show Main Daal Di Jan

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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan."

00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq.

00:04 On behalf of my team and the entire ARY team,

00:07 I wish you a very happy Eid.

00:10 Friends, the guests we have invited for Hoshiyaariyaan

00:15 are my Hoshiyaariyaan family.

00:18 Wow!

00:21 And today we have decorated an Eid lounge.

00:25 We wanted to spend Eid with you.

00:29 In your homes, in your love,

00:32 to talk to you, to chat with you.

00:33 So the best solution we came up with

00:36 was to set up a lounge here

00:39 and invite you.

00:41 And we will be completely casual in front of you.

00:44 Just like you are at home,

00:46 just like we are your guests and you are our guests.

00:48 Everyone will sit in a lounge and enjoy the Eid celebrations.

00:52 So today I will start with myself.

00:56 I was born in Lahore.

00:58 - Wow! - Wow!

01:00 - You were born in Lahore? - Yes.

01:01 Then how come you speak Urdu so well?

01:03 Can't you speak Urdu well in Lahore?

01:05 There is Urdu in Lahore.

01:07 - No, there is no such thing. - No?

01:09 - I know that as well. - Really?

01:10 See, that is a dialect of this place.

01:12 'Yaar ki kaana biyaara' I know all of that.

01:14 No, you were from Chakwal.

01:17 Someone said, "I was from Mahidolal, Chamundi."

01:19 Sir, you look so cute when you are stuck.

01:24 Mom, believe me.

01:28 Noor Jehan looks 60 years old.

01:31 Why do you look like you are at someone's reception?

01:35 Why do you look like you are here to see someone's proposal?

01:37 - You are so naughty. - Why do you look like

01:39 you are not looking good in both of these?

01:41 All that is fine. Why are you saying that to me?

01:44 I am saying that you will start after the henna ceremony.

01:49 One second. Can I have some popcorns, please?

01:54 - Yes, why not? - I am very hungry.

01:56 - Yes. - We will tell the audience

01:58 that he has done all this.

01:59 - He is eating again. - Look at this.

02:01 All three of them have eaten before the show started.

02:04 - This.. - Hello.

02:05 - If.. - We gave you the cheque.

02:07 Come and eat.

02:08 Mr. Arun, what do you have?

02:12 I have popcorns and chips.

02:14 Sir, you are searching for the morning.

02:16 My car is also not working. What is this?

02:18 Sir, we are running out of popcorn.

02:19 Our Eid is getting ruined. Get some more popcorn.

02:22 - Okay. Don't worry. - You both say it.

02:24 I think I am going to test you.

02:26 You both will keep talking. I am going to have some popcorn.

02:30 She didn't say yes.

02:32 I thought she was going to have popcorn first.

02:36 - Sir, so many.. - One biscuit.

02:37 Get one biscuit.

02:38 Give it to her. She is a girl.

02:41 - I will get the biscuit. - Why don't you get it yourself?

02:44 - Because you are gone. - I am a girl.

02:46 I am fed up of this.

02:47 Do something.

02:48 Do this and that. I am your servant.

02:50 - God.. - She is doing it for the last time.

02:52 - Come on, pick it up. - You are my elder sister.

02:54 - Elder sister.. - She is doing it for the last time.

02:56 She is not saying it in her old age.

02:58 - My son, do this for me. - Yes.

03:00 If my daughter laughs, she will give me a kilo of milk.

03:03 Should I eat Gulab Jamun or camera?

03:06 - Why only Gulab Jamun? - Why?

03:09 Give me a full sari.

03:11 Ameera Mir, how are you feeling after coming on the show?

03:16 I understood.

03:20 I am a little emotional.

03:22 - What happened, Ameera? - I am feeling very happy.

03:26 - I am happy to be with such good people. - Where are they?

03:29 - She is talking about me. - I am talking about all of them.

03:31 Why does a girl try to fit in with a man?

03:35 I don't try to fit in with anyone.

03:37 - If.. - I try to fit in with girls.

03:38 If he tries to fit in, he will fit in with a lot of girls.

03:42 You guys are talking too much.

03:45 - Let me see. - Oh, God!

03:47 - Look at her sari. - I will..

03:49 Sit there. Take a seat.

03:53 - Okay. - You guys eat all the food like this?

03:56 - I am not hungry. - Okay.

03:58 If we keep talking like this, the show will be ruined.

04:01 That's a good thing.

04:02 Let's play a game.

04:06 - Yay! - We have a game ready.

04:09 - What? - The game is called 'Blind man's Poker'.

04:13 - Okay. - On everyone's forehead..

04:14 - Or on anyone's forehead, as Mr. Danish says.. - Okay.

04:17 A picture will be put on their forehead.

04:20 You will be given five questions.

04:22 You have to guess what is on their foreheads.

04:25 If you get it right, you are that thing.

04:29 You are not a human.

04:30 Who will go first?

04:32 Mr. Agha, Mr. Salim, the deceased..

04:34 - I am Dasan Keep. - And I am..

04:36 Mr. Agha, what are you?

04:41 - A personality? - No.

04:43 - But he is a personality. - He is a personality.

04:45 Some personalities are like that.

04:47 But he is not a human. You can say that.

04:50 - Definitely, he is an animal. - Yes.

04:51 You know that.

04:53 - He is an animal. - Yes.

04:57 - Second question. - He is a scary animal.

05:00 - No. - No, he is not scary.

05:01 - No, he is not scary. - No, he is not scary.

05:03 - He is not scary. - No, no.

05:04 One second. Mr. Haroon, he should be subjective.

05:07 Who knows? I am scared of him.

05:09 If you are scared, then why are you being smart with him for three years?

05:17 He is very smart.

05:18 - He is very smart. - Really?

05:19 No, no. Mr. Salim, I am not talking about Mr. Agha.

05:23 I am talking about the one who is sitting on his head.

05:25 Okay, okay. He jumps a lot.

05:28 - A lot. - A lot.

05:29 He jumps a lot.

05:30 - Tell him that he is a complete.. - Hey, hey.

05:33 - He is a complete character. - That's what I am saying.

05:35 - Okay. - He is a character.

05:36 He is a character.

05:38 Tell him now.

05:39 Mr. Agha is always eager to meet you.

05:44 He says that his elder brother hasn't come.

05:45 What?

05:46 He is shy.

05:49 Oh, you have reached.

05:53 - You have reached. - No.

05:54 What are you?

05:56 He is a monkey.

05:57 - Okay, Mr. Salim. - What am I?

06:05 - I am a human being. - No, you are not a human being.

06:07 Am I a thing to be cared for?

06:08 - Or am I a creature? - Five, six, seven questions.

06:11 - Okay. - He is not asking a single question.

06:12 - You are not a human being. - I am not a human being.

06:15 - Are you saying that? - Yes.

06:17 - He is a creature. - Am I a creature?

06:18 No, you are not a creature.

06:19 Two questions.

06:20 Is it used?

06:22 On Eid, it is used a lot.

06:25 - Tell him. - If you allow me, I can give you a hint.

06:28 - Go ahead. - It is used in songs too.

06:31 - Oh, that's a big hint. - Oh, that's a big hint.

06:34 You are giving a hint.

06:35 - You are giving a hint to your friends. - Sir, I too will give a hint.

06:38 If you get this hint, you will be upset. Sorry.

06:40 - Yes. - Because it's a game.

06:41 Sir, it is available in shops.

06:44 Is it used to eat or wear?

06:46 It is used to eat.

06:47 - Used to eat? - Used to eat.

06:49 - Is it used to sleep? - No.

06:51 - He has lost. - Oh, no.

06:53 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.

06:56 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.

06:59 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.

07:01 Which person eats a lot in the morning?

07:04 I will tell you.

07:05 - Go ahead. - It is used to eat.

07:08 - It is used to eat. - It is used to eat.

07:11 It is used to chew.

07:13 Is it made of metal?

07:15 - Are you mad? - Are you mad?

07:17 What metal do you chew?

07:18 I have chewed iron bars many times.

07:20 Okay, it is not made of metal.

07:23 - Two questions are over. - Two questions are over.

07:24 Is it edible?

07:28 - Yes. - It is edible.

07:30 - Is it sweet? - Yes.

07:32 It is sweet. Four questions are over.

07:33 - Can I give a hint for the fifth question? - Please.

07:37 - There are five questions. - Yes.

07:39 - One hint is given. - What is it?

07:40 It is related to love.

07:42 - It is related to love? - Yes.

07:44 - Yes. - Hey!

07:46 I don't understand what is related to love.

07:48 - Anyway, what she is trying to say is used in a song. - Yes.

07:51 - I am a big hint. - Give it.

07:53 It comes from here to here.

07:55 Yes, this is a good hint.

07:58 If there is a hint like this, it will be fun.

08:00 You are very clear. Otherwise, the rest of the people..

08:01 No, your heart will never get cool.

08:03 - You didn't understand. - I don't understand.

08:07 But I would like to guess.

08:09 Sir, it is sweet and this is also..

08:12 It is related to..

08:15 - It is related to.. - It is related to..

08:17 - It is related to.. - It is related to..

08:19 It is related to.. How is it eaten?

08:21 It is related to..

08:23 No, it is over. He has given the answer.

08:25 - It is over. - It is over.

08:26 - It is over. - It is over.

08:28 - I will give you one more hint. - Please.

08:30 - The last hint. - Yes.

08:31 - If it is not prepared.. - Yes.

08:34 Then the fun that is done with it..

08:37 No, no, no.

08:38 - It is a fun. - Yes.

08:39 - It is a fun. - Yes.

08:42 - No, no, this is not.. - If it is not prepared

08:43 then fold it again and again.

08:45 - And because of this.. - Oh, this is sugarcane.

08:47 - No. - Because of this..

08:49 - You have lost. - You have lost.

08:51 Sir, you said that it is related to foot and inches.

08:54 - Sir, this is related to eyes. - Candery.

08:56 - Yes. - Candery.

08:58 - Oh. - Oh.

09:00 - Go ahead. - Go ahead.

09:02 - Mr. Danish. - Okay.

09:04 Am I a thing?

09:06 Yes, you are a big thing.

09:07 But you are a human.

09:08 - Okay. - Sir, don't misguide.

09:10 Yes.

09:11 - You are a human. - You can say that.

09:14 - Yes. - You can say that.

09:16 Usually people call him a human who doesn't know him.

09:18 They say that he is a human.

09:19 The closest. The closest to a human.

09:22 Is he a talented person?

09:24 - He is a talented person. - He is a talented person.

09:26 He is a talented person.

09:27 He is a very smart man.

09:30 - Yes. - Oh.

09:31 - He is telling the truth. - I think he is feeling it on his forehead.

09:35 - Yes. - Is it so right?

09:36 - I don't know. - How are you getting it so right?

09:39 - I have done two meals. - No.

09:41 You gave such hints. I didn't get it.

09:43 Is he a singer?

09:45 He can't even sing.

09:46 He is a singer.

09:48 But the reason is that he is a singer.

09:51 - No. - Oh.

09:53 - No. - Last question.

09:55 - Okay. - But if he sings, he will be a singer.

09:57 - No. - Yes.

09:58 - Okay. - After 10 years.

10:00 - He is more.. - He is a good singer.

10:03 He is a fool. He will hit you.

10:05 Oh.

10:07 Oh.

10:08 Is it a comedy?

10:13 - Comedy. - Comedy.

10:14 - Film. - You can sing.

10:15 - Should I give him a hint? - Yes.

10:17 He has taken a bath on this seat.

10:19 I didn't get the hint.

10:20 - It was a comedy. - Yes.

10:24 So, he is one of Vicky and Goga.

10:27 - Oh. - Oh.

10:28 - Why will you tell that? - Tell one.

10:30 - You are shy. - You lost.

10:32 - One minute. - Okay.

10:32 Then I will deduce the result.

10:35 Because people always talk good about Vicky.

10:38 He must be Goga.

10:40 Let's move on.

10:43 I will ask a question to Irza and he will answer.

10:47 Okay.

10:48 Irza, am I a human or a thing?

10:51 - Thing. - You are an anchor.

10:53 - Am I something to eat? - No.

10:54 Two questions.

10:55 But you can put it on your mouth.

10:58 Very good.

11:04 Is it used to eat?

11:06 - No. - No.

11:07 - Three questions. - People eat it.

11:10 What is it that I can put on my mouth

11:13 but I can't eat it?

11:15 - It's not edible. - Yes.

11:17 Why will I put it on my mouth?

11:19 Okay.

11:20 Tell me where it is at home.

11:24 It is found at every place

11:28 where there is a celebration or children.

11:30 - My last question. - Very big.

11:32 One minute. Last question.

11:34 What is it made of?

11:36 - This will be answered. - No.

11:38 - This will be answered. - No.

11:40 Okay, last question.

11:41 Is it on fire?

11:43 - No. - It can be on fire

11:46 if it is of a big size.

11:48 Okay.

11:49 - I understood. - Are you done?

11:52 - I am a... - He is crazy.

11:54 I am a thing

11:58 that can be put on my mouth

12:00 but not to eat.

12:01 Why can I put it on my mouth?

12:03 It can be used to pull the glass.

12:07 - Yes. - Or to fill air in something.

12:09 - Oh. - So, fire is a big thing.

12:12 Even small glasses have fire.

12:14 I think I am wrong.

12:15 - Yes. - Yes.

12:19 - I gave a big hint. - Yes.

12:21 - He gave a big hint. - Yes.

12:22 - It doesn't work. - He gave it on a simple question.

12:24 - Which coffee? - We win on six questions.

12:26 - No. - He gave it. He didn't give it.

12:27 - He won. - He won.

12:28 - Give him a round of applause. - Applause.

12:31 - Okay. - Wow.

12:33 - Wow. - Wow.

12:34 Monkeys don't win.

12:35 We will meet after a short break. Don't go anywhere.

12:44 Where will I find my beloved?

12:47 Where will I find my beloved?

12:54 Wow.

12:56 - Wow. - He was waiting for a long time.

13:00 I think he is fighting with a five foot tall man.

13:03 - He is jumping around. - Yes.

13:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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